Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Thank you all for being such loyal listeners. As a prize, you get to hear about our extremely cool and interesting lives. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they answer fan-submitted questions for the third(?) time. Boy you guys have a lot of questions. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf,...

you know i never thought about it but why did matthew lesko have those question marks on his suit? its not like they're related to money. did he just think it was a cool look? or in his head are question marks intimately linked to the concept of currency exchange? what the fuck was going on with him Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.co...

We didn't even touch on the money situation, but rest assured: we will be paying people in company scrip. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they craft the first low-trust metropolis in history and invite you all to come live there. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf, Axon, Baylor Thornto...

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We've received many questions about this, and we would like to say: asking us to read the books is ableism. Not only is it ableism, but it's racist as well. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they do a definitive ranking of which POVs in Game of Thrones are good and which suck. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam...

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That's right folks, we're finally doing a smart one. A read book-reading-ass episode. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they sit down and do what generations of authors could not: finally write the definitive Great American Novel. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf, Axon, Baylor Thornton...

the joke is that its becuase hes a big fat guy Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

Welcome back, all you school kids and late-in-life learners! If you're wondering why we're a day late, sometimes you decide to get a graduate degree at 27 years old and you just have to live with the consequences. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they decide whether it's better to teach your kids on an iPad or on an iPad in a different building. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.c...

did you ever want ahab and ishmael to fuck? i bet you did. you sicko. anyway that might be in this one Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

NOTE TO ANY KIDS LISTENING: please don't do any of these at home. Or do. IDK I'm not your mom. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they rank a number of US felonies by order of coolness and respectability. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf, Axon, Baylor Thornton, Bedi, bernventers, bunkno...

dis is da scariest movie i ever even heard about!!! Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

At this point we have to start docking his pay. Join Spencer and Ty as they try to get a well-bound Andy out of his most recent predicament. Well, try a little bit. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf, Axon, Baylor Thornton, Bedi, bernventers, bunknown, Celeste, Charles Doyle, Dane St...

in many ways batman & john fadule are the same guy Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

It's fight night, folks! That night we all know and love, where people fight on it. The night, I mean. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they discuss who's stronger: Banksy or a Labubu? Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf, Axon, Baylor Thornton, Bedi, bernventers, bunknown, Celeste, Charl...

you know what i think this guy is pretty horrible! Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

Socrates, Asclepius, Heroclitus, Homer. What do these things all have in common? Join Ty and Andy as they partake in a wide-ranging discussion about every middle-schooler's favorite thing to read about on Wikipedia: the Greek gods! Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf, Axon, Baylor Tho...

It's the debate that's been raging for centuries. Much like the rage between the Justice League and the Sinister Six. Join Spencer, Ty, ad Andy as they debate which is superior: the heathen works of the godless Japanese, or the godless works of the heathen American. It's truly anybody's game. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons:...

im none too pleased with you guys for making me watch this. in fact id say im plumb pissed off Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

That's right, folks. We've finally given in to the SEOs. Join Spencer, Ty, ad Andy as they rank all of these fluffy little guys loved by women and Koreans the world over. Please subscribe to the Patreon so that I can buy a Labubu for myself. Specifically, the LABUBU X PRONOUNCE-BE FANCY NOW Labubu; she's my favorite. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out...

everybody asks me why i started homeschooling my kids. the answer is simple: i don't want groomer teachers telling them about the Skullasaurus Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

Isn't love just GRAND? Join Spencer, Ty, Andy -- as well as special guests JT and Niko -- as they write the next great romantic comedy/sci fi epic/legal thriller/period piece/Tumblr scam. Support Crazy Feeling at www.kickstarter.com/projects/crazyfeeling25/crazy-feeling/creator. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps,...

a sequel to everyone's favorite episode (the one where we pretended to be babies). well this time, we're all growed up Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

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We have got to get a new HR department. Join Spencer and Ty as they answer the kinds of questions that you might find in a very sexual card game. Like one of those games that swingers buy from Target. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf, Axon, Baylor Thornton, Bedi, bernventers, bunkn...