Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

What's up guys it's another fanfic episode. I promise this one is less fucked up than the last one. It's close though. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy, along with Philadelphia comedian Jake Lipinsky, as we read a heartwarming story about smurfs fucking each other's brains out. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matth...

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Hear ye, hear ye! King Clay of Parks (@hanfjob), liege lord of the lands east of the Hudson, will now hear the petitions of his subjects. From humble gardeners, leech farmers, and shit collectors to dukes and princes, and the kingdom will voice their complaints. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith,...

will smit did WHAT???? Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

John Goodman's skin look like a screenshot of a bunch of turkey meat in a blender. Awful, disgusting man. Come join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as we watch a movie that's pretty good but not the Coen brothers' best. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, Rach, Phraja, Abbie Phelps...

god i should be shot like a dog for knowing all this stuff about this stupid comic Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

I can't believe those boys really died. Or, wait... did I die? Oh boy, I'm getting a headache. Come celebrate some funerals with us, I guess. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, Rach, Phraja, Abbie Phelps, Celeste, Themandme, Jacob Sauber-Cavasos, Yung Zoe, L M, April Har...

what if his name was speed raceturd Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

George Gaffery terroized the small town of Minneapolis for years, So why were the police unable to catch him for so long? Those Good Old Fashioned Values explores the "Mineapolis Maniac" (Alex Nichols)'s long history of crime, as reported by Ty Wood, 3/28/2023. Song Credit: "Tundra Prelude" by Kiri No Mikito. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $...

i think we might have gone too far here guys. i have a real job i can't risk them listening to this shit. what are we even doing here Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

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Whoever made this tier list is so bad at knowing office supplies. Join Spencer, Ty and Andy in the first public release of Tiers In Heaven, our tier list show where we talk about the shit that ACTUALLY matters. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, Rach, Phraja, Abbie Phelp...

Coming at you live with all of the best Oscar predictions, it's Those Good Old-Fashioned Values! Join Spencer, Ty and Andy as we predict which movies will win, which will lose, and which comedians will get slapped during another exciting Academy Awards. (Disclaimer: if you win money using our predictions you legally have to send us some.) Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/t...

i'm sorry about denigrating the work of JK Rowling, a nice lady with very understandable political opinions. Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

This is what every cop is like in real life. Join Ty as she interviews star of the movie James Woods, then follow it with Spencer and Andy, as well as special guest Josh Lewis of SLEAZOIDS, as we discuss one of the single most fascist movies ever made, as well as the tortured psyche that spawned it. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month p...

alright toots, spill the beans! did you kill him? did you? Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

philadelphia all-around pimp and pussy gettah James Moss (@ratboyjames) joins us on this episode for a definitive ranking of every known sexual position Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

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no ty this week it's just spencer. yoooooooo wassup haha

full disclosure: this track had to be recorded twice and stitched together from backup audio because god fucking hates me. we got some good riffs in but it will sound like a Joy Division concert at points. i WILL make a better version once i get the audio issues sorted and i'm not insanely sick.

Released to the public by popular demand, just in time for Valentine's Day! Join Ty Limelight as she shepherds three unlucky dopes through winning a date with a beautiful woman. DISCLAIMER: the winning contestant did not actually get to have sex with Hesse. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Tash...

this is definitive proof that we know how to read. now you can never say we don't know how to read Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

Nahhhhh these cowboys are gay as hell!! Pause!!! Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy, along with special guest Thomas (@len0kille) of Pendejo Time fame talk about the health risks involved with cowboy anal, trickster gods, and a video of a nonbinary person punching the shit out of their penis. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebir...

Oh man does anyone else feel weird? Like they just ate some bad shrimp? Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they discuss an Oscar-winning film about a guy who's so mentally stunted that it gives him superpowers. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Tash Diehart, Celeste, Stephen Tucker, Yung Zoe, April Ha...

aw jeez lois this is crazier than the time i visited blight town. Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.