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Camp Wanalakamaka sucks. There's no Wi-Fi, bugs are everywhere, and Jason keeps rising out of the lake to fuck all the campers. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they tell spooky stories around the campfire and try not to burn all the S'mores. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Dieha...

This week on Get Cynical, we take a look at Cracked's Golden Years of video content, including After Hours, Does Not Compute, and more!

We don't actually believe the stuff we say in this. We will be giving this month's Patreon money to the Susan G. Komen Foundation. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they debate the merits of that rascally disease we all love to hate. Also we don't usually do this but: TW for discussions of sexual assault. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. Theme music is "This is Where We...

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A very important piece of cardboard gets stolen. A whole school pays the price. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. Theme music is "This is Where We Live Today" by @the-jette-planes. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, Rach, Phraja, Abbie Phelps, Celeste, Themandme, Jacob Sauber-Cavasos, Yung Zoe, L M, Apri...

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Cracked is on a roll—but there's signs of bad things to come.

The Sharks are in. The tank, I guess, is what they're in. Join business genius Clay Parks as he decides whether to fund the enterprises of three struggling inventors who might just change the world. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, Rach, Phraja, Abbie Phelps, Celeste,...

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We're going to Hollywood baby. We're done with this podcast shit we're industry now. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they use three separate film prompt generators to craft a story of intrigue, romance, Nazi cabals, and Drew Carrey. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, Rach,...

Join Spencer, Hannah, and Esther as they talk about the rise and fall of Cracked.com, America's only comedy website.

The world's foremost transvestigators -- Sylvester Sitting, Alexander Armchair, and Agatha Ottoman -- return once again to expose the LIES of the Hollywood elite, history's most influential figures... and each other? Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, Rach, Phraja, Abbie...

It's a peek be'ind the curtain of one of the biggest britpop artists in the world, innit? Join Miles Driver and Eighth Note, the minds behind the band Plethora, as they discuss heroin, Bri'ish comedy, and their groupie Bob. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, Rach, Phraja...

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I'm not going to lie: the apocalypse freaking bites. This sucks, man. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they try to survive a blighted post-nuclear waste, abuse their manservant, and avoid getting used sexually by seven or eight different types of Creature. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Br...

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It's just a normal conversation between two friends. If you're excited for anything more I don't know what to tell you. Just two guys (Andy and Spencer) talking about Old Hollywood, Battlestar Galactica, and the Marvel movies. All the nerd stuff normal guys chat about. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew...

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Did you know they let women be doctors now? What the Hell is happening to this country? Doctor April, head physician at April's Anatomy, is tasked with saving the lives of ten terminal patients. Can she and her team save them, against all odds? No. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,T...

if i had my way this episode would have been called "The Puzzle of the Sphynx's Tomb" or something. but we have to let you know "what its about" i guess. this sucks Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

A-hyuck! I'm gonna nut! Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy -- along with special guest & creator of Swan Boy Branson Reese -- as they talk about Popeye's polycule, fushigi incest, and fucking Goofy the Dog. You know, Mickey Mouse's friend? Goofy? Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehar...

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That's right we're finally unleashing this on you guys for free. Join Spencer, Ty and Andy as they explore like 1/8 of a truly ludicrous number of fetishes. If you want to know the name of the notable X(formerly Twitter) pest who's been trying to fuck venmo me 20 dollars. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matth...