Those D*mn Brownies

🎧 Those D*mn Brownies — Season 2, Episode 7: Chapter 14: If You Try… Sometimes You Get Hope The castle gave Daz and Pooky more answers than comfort — which is to say, it behaved exactly like an institution with a guilty conscience. Now the quest turns away from royal records and toward the deep forest, where Snooker and Weewee’s people have been trying to survive exile, overcrowding, suspicious p...

🎧 Those D*mn Brownies — Season 2, Episode 6: Chapter 13: As the Kingdom Falls Down Well, well, well. When last we left Daz, Pooky, Biscuit, Snooker, and Weewee, the truth had just crawled out of Yontiff’s cave, shook soot out of its hair, and ruined everybody’s emotional stability. Now Daz and Pooky remember just enough to know that the story they were told was not the story that happened. Which...

🎧 Those D*mn Brownies — Season 2, Episode 5, Chapter 12: Mother’s Little Killers: The Home Remembers What The Family Forgets This week, the road away from the Night Market leads Daz, Pooky, Biscuit, Snooker, and Weewee to a place old magic has been saving for them: Yontiff’s cave. The brownies know the rules before anyone else does. Some places are not merely places. Some places are mother-places...

🎧 Those D*mn Brownies — Season 2, Episode 4: Chapter 11: Every New Beginning Is Some Other Beginning’s End The lantern has appeared. Biscuit has stepped forward. And because fairy tales have absolutely no respect for bedtime, Daz, Pooky, Snooker, Weewee, and one very professional dachshund are headed into the dark toward the Night Market. After Bubby Vama’s warning, the party knows better than to...

🎧 Those D*mn Brownies — Season 2, Episode 3: Chapter 10: Bubby Vama’s Guide to Cleaning House and Finding Trouble The morning after old grief comes knocking, Bubby Vama fights back with breakfast. Eggs. Sausages. Toast. Tea. Enough food to convince sorrow it has the wrong address. But Hope is still missing. Biscuit can catch pieces of the trail, but not the road. Daz and Pooky are raw from what t...

🎧 Those D*mn Brownies — Season 2, Episode 2: Chapter 9: How to Kill Your Mother in 99 Easy Steps Biscuit is barking at the dark like the fate of the household depends on it. Daz has a broom. Pooky has a chair. Snooker has a dinner fork. Weewee has a butter knife that may or may not have chosen them for greatness. And Bubby Vama? Bubby Vama opens the door and tells the thing outside: not tonight....

🎧 Those D*mn Brownies — Season 2, Episode 1: Chapter 8: Be Careful, Darlings, For the Woods Eat Questions After Dark Season 2 begins with Biscuit on the trail, Daz and Pooky trying very hard to look normal in a world that knows better, and Snooker and Weewee discovering that wilderness travel is a lot more stressful when you are nine inches tall. The magical world has opened its doors — sort of....

🎧 Those D*mn Brownies — Season 1, Episode 7: Chapter 7: The Quest for Hope In the Season 1 finale, Snooker tells one last tale — a story of a djinn, a kind traveler, and the dangerous magic of being offered hospitality when you’ve spent centuries expecting commands. But this is not just a story. Daz and Pooky are still awake. The brownies have run out of gentle hints. Biscuit knows where the plot...

🎧 Those D*mn Brownies — Season 1, Episode 6: Chapter 6 — The Trouble with Truth A beautiful Sunday morning begins with Biscuit’s perimeter patrol, Weewee’s backyard communion beneath the old ash tree, and Pooky’s extremely sensible brunch plans. But once the bacon is crisp, the sausage is served, and the phones are turned off, Snooker decides it is time to test a terrible possibility: what if Daz...

🎧 Those D*mn Brownies — Season 1, Episode 5: Chapter 5 Takeout and Tales: Not All Dragons Burn Bridges After a very long day of ordinary-world nonsense, Daz and Pooky return home with takeout, exhaustion, and absolutely no intention of cooking. But what begins as a cozy pajama dinner turns into something stranger when Snooker and Weewee tell a tale of dragons, lost royals, bogs, betrayal, and mem...

🎧 Those D*mn Brownies — Season 1, Episode 4: Chapter 4 Someone Ancient, Something New, Someone Stolen, Something True A suspicious goblin king. A bedtime story that may not be a bedtime story at all. A Night Market advertisement with the deeply alarming sales pitch “BABIES! Buy 2Get 1 FREE!” This week, Pooky finally starts asking the right questions, Snooker begins spinning a tale older and stran...

🎧 Those D*mn Brownies — Season 1, Episode 3: Chapter 3: Bubby Vama’s House of Snacks and Secrets Dinner has been eaten. Bellies have been filled. The brownies are ready to resume their tale — which means Daz and Pooky are about to hear about a mysterious old woman in the woods, a cottage that appears from nowhere, a dream that may not be only a dream, and a secret hot enough to vanish beneath the...

🎧 Those D*mn Brownies — Season 1, Episode 2: Chapter 2: A Story for Breakfast, A Secret for Supper A bedtime story begins, a breakfast feast becomes diplomacy, and two tiny guests prove that good manners are sometimes just excellent camouflage. In this episode, Snooker begins a tale about a frightened young woman, a bottomless canyon, and the legendary Bubby Vama — but the night is late, the host...

🎧 Those D*mn Brownies — Season 1, Episode 1: Chapter 1: Biscuit’s Moonlit Hunt On a cold new-moon night, Biscuit, a clever little dog, follows her nose into the backyard shadows and discovers exactly the sort of trouble respectable people pretend they do not have living in their shrubbery. Two foul-mouthed brownies, one sunflower seed bucket, one terrifyingly ancient brother, and a promise of sto...