This Week in Sparkling Water

This week, we're talking about Thibodeau v. Air Canada and drinking Grapefruit Pamplemousse from Clearly Canadian.

This week, we're drinking Prickly Pear by De La Calle Tepache.

For the title of this episode, I wanted to come up with a pun about how the abbreviation for “Buddhist Management” could be BDSM. Haha. Cheeky. Unfortunately, I couldn’t quite turn that into a title, because I am a man. In this episode, we drink both Pineapple & Pink Grapefruit and Ginger & Key Lime from Something & Nothing.

This week we're drinking Coastal Spritz by Pentire. This episode contains paid content.

This week's episode is presented by 🌻🌻🌻 from La Crotch.

In the episode, we drink Maison Perrier France Chic Daiqui'red - presented by Kara Parker.

This week, we're drinking Inca Cola.

This week, we're drinking Lemongrass Tangerine from Simple Truth.

This week, we're drinking Paradise Punch (passionfruit • mandarin • guava) by Sanzo.

This week, we're not drinking Cali-Squeeze Blood Orange: “The State Algorithm has ruled that you are no longer allowed to own potatoes. Do not contest this decision and do not make trouble by attempting further purchases.”

This week, we are drinking Blood Orange Tangerine from Spindrift.

In 2026, we are giving up on Clean Girl. No more Barbiecore and the quiet luxury of Supreme Court Casual. No more Hailey Bieber. This is Chrysaliscore. This is Tired Girl. Cigarettes are back. And with that, we are drinking Sparkling Watermelon Juice With Added Ingredients from Trader Joe's.

For this episode, we review Pomelo by Sanzo. This is a 39 minute episode recorded on my 39th birthday. On the internet, everything is self-referential. Everything is a callback. I can barely post this episode, because the interface is blinking red. The computer is warning me that this episode title is not optimized. It's just a series of numbers. Nothing good ever came from numbers. It does not co...

In this episode, we review Cucumber Premium Soda from Somthing&Nothing.

This week, we're reviewing White Peach & Yuzu from Moshi.

I don't know why I'm bleeping out the name. This has not nothing to do with anonymity. Perhaps to make it universal? Perhaps to erase and avoid platforming? Maybe I'm just embarrassed? What am I afraid of? This week, we're drinking Cardamom & Black Tea from DRAM.

This week, we're reviewing Holy Basil & Lemon from DRAM.

This week, we're reviewing Meyer Lemon from Langer's Organic.

Much sure that bright orange foam of the sony walkman headphones are correctly positioned against the ear. Make sure he's comfortable. Make sure he has water. This week, we're reviewing Strawberry Peach from La Croix.

In this episode, we drink Lightwave Portal to Peace by Kin Euphorics.

In this episode, we review Liquid Death and therefore we have to be very goth and talk about our own mortality. Water of the week is Squeezed to Death.

This week, Joakim finally enters the Lamp Shade industry. This is a fast-growing $34B marketplace that needs major disruptors. Also, water of the week is Grapefruit from Nixie.

This week, we're drinking Trader Joe's Organic Sparkling Elderberry + Pomegranate Apple Cider Vinegar Beverage.

This week, we don't have any water at the house.

This week, we're drinking Tropical Fruit by Waterloo. I say 'we', but there's no one else here.