This Week in Conspiracy

Never have I missed a ref's whistle in an NFL game, regardless of how loud it is. The fix is in! We have two more emails from our contributor, Autumn, and she talks about iodine and chickens not laying eggs. Lead in baby food, growing food, and more food topics. Why didnt the unvaccinated do more? We have come to 90 seconds from midnight on the doomsday clock!! Good Job everyone. 

What a depressing day. Cowboys have been eliminated from the playoffs. Oh well, Royal Rumble is this weekend, did you know bob backlund has lasted the longest in the rumble? 01:01:10 in 1993. Maybe Taker should come back and use the heart punch as a finisher. Makes sure you get your stroke shot, since it is stroke season. Oh wait the flu shot helps with stroke season. I wonder when Stroke training...

How did some dinosaurs have sex? I'm looking at you, brontosaurus. Do they have duck dicks?  Speaking of dicks, we speak about the feds and pistol arm braces and registry.  We follow up on the video our listener, Autumn, sent us.  Anyway, back to the economy with layoffs, warehouse closings, and locking up food. 

Lots of people dying suddenly, what a way to kick off the new year. Not to mention the continued rise of costs for grocery items, if you can even find them anymore. Can we blame all of this on January 6th? I mean it was the worst day in American History.  Of course, the boys talked about how great men are at everything, even being women.  You have men becoming women to get equal footing in custody...

We talk about Damar Hamlin's incident, the NFL decision and the game coverage.  We also cover the new variant and the increase in mask wearing.  And Kevin Costner.... and all his movies 

What a year it has been! Nothing has really changed, the government doesn't care about us, prices are still on the rise, and our power grids are weak. Zelenskyy visited congress and got a signed flag. He also kissed a lizard person. Power grids are failing in the polar vortex and people are having issues charging their electric vehicles.  We also talk about the royal family, 1900s history and brad...

Flu, RSV and Covid - OH MY!! It's Christmas time in the studio!! Santa Brad brought us breakfast sandwiches and losing scratchers.  We are losers, it's how it goes. We talk about new dog stories at stores, NFL comebacks, inflation, weird gas prices and demi-sexual cats. Have a wonderful Christmas!

We had Brad the scientist in the studio today. He explained Fission Vs Fusion and how the government has some big energy news. We give you the latest Ye news and suspension. Of course, we also cover the best trade ever a WBNA player for an arms dealer. Lord of war 2, coming soon!

What a two-week vacation it has been!!! Seriously, who tuned into that great Cowboys game? anyone? no, just me?.... Every child needs a bondage teddy bear bag, according to certain fashion companies. Brad and Jay talk about AIDS commercials, China, and Trump's constitution comments. Brad reminds us that the first sin of man was listening to a woman and speaks about his dunkin donuts experience and...

We are again joined by Adam from the Our Top Five Podcast. We all take a shot giving our top five go bag items. Check out the Our Top Five on Spotify and everywhere you find our podcast. Did you have any items we missed? Do you disagree with our lists? Email us at thisweekinconspiracy@gmail.com or ourtopfivepodcast@gmail.com Follow both of these fine podcasts on Facebook, Instagram and twitter!

We are joined by Adam from the Our Top Five Podcast. We all take a shot giving our top five favorite conspiracies. Check out the Our Top Five on Spotify and everywhere you find our podcast. Did you have a conspiracy we missed? Do you disagree with our lists? Email us at thisweekinconspiracy@gmail.com or ourtopfivepodcast@gmail.com Follow both of these fine podcasts on Facebook, Instagram and twitt...

In economy news we talk about the FTX crash and the ups and downs of crypto. We also speak about the buying conditions for housing decline.  Of course, we have to cover the election results and then Brad, the talent, leaves. So, you can just turn this off at around the 55 minute mark. Justin then covers the Hollidaysburg School Board meeting to close us out. 

Body armor, battle rifles, and ballot boxes, OH MY!! We talk about the lies the dems told us, gender queer books in schools, and 17 year olds in war. There is an economic downturn on the horizon where the powers that be will blame the republicans. Look for us to be pay $8 a month to be verified on twitter... if Jay will pony up the money. Will Elon come party with us if we pay? Shoot us an email a...

Happy Halloween!!!! Ye apologized for his statement on Floyd and said, "he now has a knee on his neck", Paul Pelosi was attacked with a hammer (look for an automatic hammer ban), and the wage gap.  Everything is fine in the world, our diesel reserves are at about 25 days, apparently the Supreme Court gives us rights and doesn't interpret the laws, and the SUPER CRAZY ALT RIGHT ARE GOING TO STEAL T...

When The simulation sees that the world has turned to shit, it sticks the Phillies in the World Series. I mean the only way it can get worse is if there were two Joe Bidens... oh wait! I swear one person dressed as a jelly fish or a soulless ginger this year!!!! Stop stealing my culture. 

Ye agrees to buy Parlor while George Floyd's family considering suing him for speaking his mind. Pelosi wanted to punch trump in the face. Biden eats inflated ice cream while telling the media our economy is strong as hell. 

 You must respect us land walking jelly fish. Since 2015 the Dems have blamed Putin for everything that has gone wrong. So, clearly, it's his fault that there is some missing audio this week. He must have pushed a weird update through my PC that was not hooked to the internet and caused issues.  That money we sent to the Ukraine for their "war", has been used to pay pensions. How lovely. I'm sure...

Let's just start off with how Sammy Sosa is some type of spirit animal. Have you seen him dressed up in a cowboy hat? It is a masterpiece. I love him and he is just living his best life.  The US has an enduring alliance with North Korea, Putin has launched a nuclear submarine and Italy has the most FAR RIGHT leader since Benito Mussolini ( You know that guy who founded and ran the National Fascist...

The Nordstream pipeline went boom and Coolio has died 59. Fetterman thinks the eagles are better than the ... EAGLES...? Dont call PEDOs, pedos... call them MAPS - its nicer.  Get ready Bill Gates, the Nostradumbass, has predicted the election will be a deadlock. 

Long live the line to see the dead Queen! We talk about Good Samaritan Desantis sending those poor disenfranchised aliens to lovely Martha's Vineyard and the pending criminal investigations on him trying to give those poor people a better life.  September 24th is coming up and the date has popped up in news again, what will that day bring? When its time to wrap up the episode, Brad gives us bible...

September 24th - The Day that will live in infamy.  We talk some Russian news, green energy and some top-secret stuff. We had to bring up the Lizard Queen and of course, Danzig - That German band the Brad loves (who is actually from New Jersey). 

I'm probably dying so I will keep this brief, we discuss the Führer's speech, Germany during WW2, Sugar feeding cancer and how our diets are shit. Putin shut down Nord stream, space stuff and of course Aliens. Also, Brad and Jay crunched on the chips this week. Do not fall for their lies, it was all them.

We discuss how our great government helps with $10k-$20k of student loan debt forgiveness but doesn't stand up to predatory loan practices. Us semi-facists discuss the dome around the Earth and flat earth, NFL and the annoying fan bases (We are looking at you J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS). We sympathize with POCs who are apparently too stupid to be able to get IDs or keep procession of them (disregard t...

We start off with a laughing fit, because Jay waggles his eyebrows. We discuss Fauci stepping down, signing your rights away, "Affordable Living", the inflation reduction act and the UK preparing for war. We also cover people infecting their dogs with monkey pox. Seriously, think about that happens.  The boys also share some vacation stories. 

My name is Ashley, my pronouns are Shitty / Ass / Dirtball. I am a woman sitting at a small table wearing leggings and an allegedly shirt, who loves Buc-ees and ate a BBC at Rax. Brad (Small / Ween) is a man sitting at a mic wearing golden girls sleep pants, who doesn't trust Desantos and ammo shortages. Jay (Smaller / Ween) is a man sitting at a mic three stooges' shirt while drinking, who loves...