This Week in Conspiracy

Holy shit we are back live!!!! cocaine sharks, small towns, and strikes!! I am blocking Jay in the driveway so I can't write much. Some of us have to work I guess..

Deux means two.. see how cultured we are? Guess what? Those boys are on vacation, and I am in the studio working hard (lol) to give you the quality content you deserve. I hope you enjoy the second part of alien talk with Jim!

Look everyone gets to go on vacation while I am stuck here editing and uploading. So I get to name this whatever I want and it sounds cool to me. This is part one of a two-parter with Jim, our resident alien expert. He talking about holes at the poles and other interesting stories.

While France is burning, we shall celebrate our independence. The Furries invaded Pittsburgh this past weekend, fake meat is being created for your next cookout, and we are in trouble on social media again

If you ride on Putin, you don't go to jail you go to Belarus. If they had put their feet on his desk or wore bull horns, they would definitely be in jail, there are rules. What better way to cover up any news about Biden and his son than to send a sub down to the ocean to get crushed by the pressure. They knew it was done days before they told us but they let everyone hold out hope while counting...

Some people blow off steam by working out at the gym but PSU professor, Themis Matsoukas, never got that memo. We discuss Juneteenth, the great infuckstucure meeting of the minds, a parking ticket for backing in a spot, and RFK. Credits Ashley: Audio Engineer Those others guys: "Talent"

What was the literal count on the literallies used. Is literallies even a word... it has a red underline so I assume it is not. Is Tim a fed??? He said he is not but how can we be sure? We cover the indictment, Biden getting a 5 million payout, wells fargo just paid out to Epstien's victims, and we cover the challenger conspiracy.

Who saw Pence trying to throw his hat into the ring for presidential nominee? Is that guy stupid or oblivious? We also discuss Ronny D, Trump, OPEC cutting oil production, the pyramids, orphan trains and mud floods.

I am back and the studio is a mess!! You can't let these boys alone for too long or they forget their manners. Clearly the debt ceiling is discussed, as was gravity, cashless society, and Brad as a "security guard".

Ashley is still out seeing the country, well at least all of the Altoonas out there. We talk about the effects of testosterone on women and the craziness of sexual education of children. if you can find a pair of size 15 wide men shoes send them my way

We talk about the border crisis and the angry citizens in the Southside of Chicago. once again I don't know how without Ashley here we still talked about super hero movies. then we get a live update from the translucent traveler herself Ashley about her cross country trip.

We talk about the coronation of the new lizard king. Ashley is missing something about driving across the country looking at all the Altoona's. We also talk about the failing society and the beginning of fednow and the birth of the new fedcoin. if you see a car on the road without a driver don't panic its probably just Ashley you just can't see her pale skin

Remember to tell the future and submit a standing ovation request 24 hours in advance or you may be hit with a pitch clock violation. Another bank has fallen, only the 3rd major bank failure in a few months. Everything is fine though; the economy is great. Tucker Carlson is gone from Fox News, which gives them more airtime to cover important topics like cows being killed and having their tongues r...

Happy Earth Day (albeit late)! Remember how on the first one, it was said that we wouldn't make it to the year 2000? Well.. happy 23rd deathiversary! We cover taxation, fasting and the new bibles that are omitting a verse. contact us at thisweekinconspiracy@gmail.com

I don't care what brad says, I'm not a pitch clock fan. I'm not taking an opinion from a man who thinks listening to a baseball game is more exciting than watching it. Clearly we talk about sports, but we also cover disney loopholes, overreach of the government and beer commercials.

Time flies when you are having fun! Two years and counting! We thank every one of you for listening, contributing and sharing our podcast. We wouldn't still be here if it wasnt for you or Brad's endless supply of the same story. We have some financing talking this week featuring the cancelation of the dollar. We speak of the latest string of movies coming out, strength of women and musicians of th...

We talk about money, beer commercials, and the swing of morals.

the guys go off on all sorts of stuff this week. Then they cover the changing of the times, family units, brain washing in schools and the TSA.

Our Listener Tim gives us some insight into a local 15-minute city proposal. We talk about Clinton-ing and the upcoming Trump arrest. Brad also touches more on financing and some interesting methods of the banking world.

Where were you when the banks fell? On this, our 100th episode, we discuss the fall of SVB. The federal government stating they will not help, then they started to back track. Signature Bank (SBNY) was also just seized by regulators. Dominos are starting to fall.  We also discuss the old anti-establishment and the january 6th tapes. 

This week we talk weather changes, planets, and 15 minute cities.

" If you don't give me your lunch money, I'll tell everyone, and they won't like you anymore" - Volodymyr Zelensky (paraphrased; probably) We talk about shaking W's hand, bankrolling the Ukraine conflict and controlling the people via electricity.

We talk East Palestine, Ohio and the safe level of exposure to chemicals, world wars, and historical context. Oh, and about 30 minutes of wrestling talk.  

We cover the  Superbowl halftime show, the 11 starting African American super bowl quarterbacks. The UFOs... or weather balloons.. or Aliens or whatever we shot down three separate times was also discussed. Am I writing this or is this AI.

99 spy balloons Floating in the winter sky Panic bells, it's red alert There's something here from somewhere else The war machine springs to life Opens up one eager eye Focusing it on the sky The 99 spy balloons go by