This Is Unusable

This is most definitely our best episode since the last one. We talk about butts, the one time Ben spoiled a soccer game for his friends, the increasing speed at which trends rise and fall, the movie RRR, the stock market, and we finish with Ben doing a bad Scottish accent and propositioning Ewan McGregor.

Our best episode since our last episode. It's literally impossible to come up with ideas for this show. So Ben used a random-thing-generator as a way to figure out what to discuss. The results are really dumb. #comedy #podcast #banana

The Department of Government Efficiency is gone. We mourn it appropriately. Also, Tyler has a hat that allegedly fits his head but doesn't actually look like it does. Also, China has a lot of people and so does India. Ben tries an Australian accent a few too many times and never quite nails it. #comedy #podcast #DOGE #tattoos

Our best episode since our previous episode. We mainly talk about 2 things: 1) An insulting reddit advertisement for Hims hair loss treatment that makes us feel like total failures in life. 2) The new TV show Pluribus. Timestamps: 1:39 insulting ad for HIMS. 9:18 Pluribus

21st episode! We talk about fear! Or we try to, anyway. We get sidetracked and talk about Bill Cosby, wine, Chanukah gelt, and dreidels. Pretty dumb stuff. And by "dumb" I mean "not dumb". #comedy #podcast #fear

Our 20th episode! On this episode we talk about the concept of fun but it quickly devolves once Tyler pokes simple holes in Ben's arguments. Then we move on to talking about The Witcher, wine, Japanese whiskey, and, finally, other liquids. #podcast #comedy #witcher

Episode 19. Happy Honda Days and Toyotathon! We talk about the bubonic plague, weird things Tyler has said that he doesn't remember, John Travolta, going bald, dementia, and we establish my official nose blowing segment. At the end we discuss what goes into a McRib (hint: it's babies). #comedy #podcast

Welcome to another episode of Bris Is Unusual. In today's episode, we discuss plot holes in movies. But before we discuss that, we talk about koala chlamydia. #podcast #comedy #movies

Hello there! Introverts and extroverts! We talk about them! Ben is an introvert and it's not fun. We also talk about Jurassic Park and Tyler's trip to Japan. #podcast #comedy #jurassicpark

A most unusable episode this week. We discuss airlines, a hole in Ben's apartment window that he had for an entire winter, fish jerky, and finally, the clarinet. It's a good 'un. Because I say so.

We're both getting over colds in this video. We discuss illness, bad drivers, and watching family grow up. And by "discuss" I mean Ben talks for most of the video and Tyler mostly listens and chimes in occasionally, which is not good podcasting etiquette. At all. Ben will do better next time. Ben promises. I promise.

The Unusables are back with another episode of swashbuckling adventure on the high seas. Except there's none of that. In this episode: Mayonnaise. A movie about a reluctant Pope. The second installment in our long-running segment "Oh Look! A Book!" Eventually, the episode ends--but not before everything in it is shown. #podcast #comedy #mayonnaise

Getting your hopes up at Starbucks. Bingo. Crosswords vs. word searches. Lots of premium content here on This Is Unusable.

Episode 12. This is a really heavy one. We discuss past traumas, finding ways to heal, spirituality, and just kidding we're all all over the place as usual. Y2K. Jesus. Oreos. Ben blows his nose 3 times. Also somehow Tyler got his hair back. It's almost as if we recorded these episodes a very long time ago and then uploaded them out of order.

You'll never guess who accidentally shaved his head. Ben laughed so hard it made his asthma flare up.

Oh well hello there. It's our 10th episode and we just hit 20 subscribers. That's 2 subscribers per episode. Hell yeah! In this episode, Tyler and I discuss an epiphany I had about how self-critical I am. We also judge books by their covers and we talk about the aging process in different animals. Some animals live 200 years. Some live 15. It's weird. Watch us be dumb. Do it. #podcast #comedy #boo...

Technology. Is it? Is it not? Find out, briefly, on this podcast. Also, we expose the actual reason the pyramids were built. Also, Kanye West. As usual, we're all over the place in this episode and we wouldn't--and really, can't--have it any other way. It is a struggle. 0:07 Technology is improving our lives 2:11 Jesus is an AI construct 2:42 The pyramids were actually the first wifi router 4:15 T...

The title says it all. And by "all" I mean "absolutely nothing". Just watch (or listen) to the thing because it's pretty funny. We talk about how I stupidly twisted my ankle, blue Gatorade, "Event Horizon", America Online, Electronic Gaming Monthly, DOGE... the subjects just change constantly but it's only 20 freaking minutes out of your whole life so what have you got to lose? (aside from 20 minu...

Cleaning your place sucks. Cleaning anything sucks. We tried to limit this episode to the discussion of a single subject (cleaning up). We failed! 00:52 Grok gone wild 02:06 Asimo 02:32 that point in the show 04:13 cleaning 05:05 Tide clean pods 05:56 cleaning 06:33 Portland and Canadian accents 07:29 middle coast of Canada 08:39 2 eyed cyclops 09:29 Ben feels like a creep 11:34 Tyler's take on cl...

Tyler can write poems off the top of his head and he does so at 3:30. We talk about toaster strudels, "sharing" and "family" sized food items, fuel efficient cars in the apocalypse, and then I talk about the time I watched somebody ski straight into a pole.

Our fifth episode! Ben complains about his tiny hands. Tyler wants to make the Marines aquatic again. He coins the term "speech of words" and we discuss umlauts, streaming service ads, and other random crap all throughout. We end things with with an amazing pun from Tyler.

Our fourth episode! Are we living in a simulation? Are there thoughts you will never have? Find out in episode 4 of THIS IS UNUSABLE.

Enjoy our third episode! We talk about tattoos, weird idioms, and the fact that, somehow, Tyler has NEVER EATEN A BIG MAC EVER.

WOW. Our second episode is all over the place! I added a few voice-over moments in order to make it all make sense. Oftentimes a project comes together while editing, but one could actually argue this actually fell apart while editing. Incredible! It's almost literally unusable. But not quite.

The first episode of This Is Unusable, a podcast created by friends Ben Steinberg and Tyler Martin.