This is Not a Podcast

Part 2 of the PISH is LIVE! Highlights: * Billy’s Wine is Lisping Him * Becca’s Kesha x Taylor Swift TragicMix Up * Rudy Giuliani Gets Cozy with His Cousins * FedEx Guy Becomes Our Witness to Wed * Becca Loses Her Last Brain Cell in the Last Minute * Will Smith Smackdown Ramble ENJOOOOOOYYYY ᵕ̈ This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus ep...

It’s almost Friday and I am super late to class, but whatever. This is, like, so important. LOVE YOU, BYEEEEEEEE ♡ This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit prettyinperson.substack.com/subscribe

We started a pod (ish) cast! A new methodology for us to bask in our own extravagant sense of self-importance without any interruptions. Well - except for each other. (But we’re working on that. Kinda. Lol.) WELCOME to P.1 of Pretty in Person’s debut EP, “Billy Loves Becca” . This episode is a “get to know ya” sort of deal. Think of it like a round 1 job interview with HR for a start up that has a...

Disclaimer: They made me do a mother f*cking hike. And you know what? It didn’t suck. I actually loved it. Gasping for air between ‘oohs’ and ‘ahhs’ while basking in fungi and evergreen trails. I even made eye contact with a cow. I feel enlightened now. More on that later! No but really, sometimes I feel like such a jerk when I listen back to my voice notes. Naive, naive - a young grasshopper ‘twa...

I like the ease of familiarity equally as much as I like the high of an adventure. The in-between is difficult. The in-between is grey. Or was I should say. There is a time to learn and a time to embrace. One is stoic, the other warm - both have their place. I don’t believe we can embrace what we have yet to learn. Tonight, though, I chose to believe in warmth. I chose to believe in home . Imagery...

Honestly, the best part of this note is Billy - just like the man is with most things in my life. * awwwwwww * ♡ ♡ ♡ Ignore the beginning. And the end. I’m an only child. Reminder: Nothing ever is weird when you’re an only child with no one around to tell you otherwise. It’s fine. I’m fine. That’s it for now! xoxoxoxo LOVE U, BYE. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other...

Currently on the plane. En route to Milan for the next few months! AHHH! I have a vodka soda to my left and a human who cannot be moved to my right. I really hope I don’t have to pee soon. Outside my window is an abyss of darkness which is kinda freaky. Not one star in sight. Damn. I don’t know where I am right now, but I imagine I’m over some large body of water. Again, kinda freaky. If my 5th gr...

Hi! So, I’ve made an executive decision: I’m officially retiring from calling my anxiety “anxiety”. (Which, I actually do the complete opposite of in this voice memo lol… but doesn’t matter. I’ve decided I’m going to start… NOW!) This rebrand is mainly inspired by the fact that the word “anxiety” has been overused and, in my humble option, corrupted. It feels everyone ( including me ) and their Au...

Trying out a new format on this thingy. I really don’t know what I’m doing, I just know I need to do something… winter is coming… This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit prettyinperson.substack.com/subscribe