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No matter what you think of this episode, we can agree it is about a weird little business boy who everyone around him hates. We talk about: Wo Long, Pig, Game Changer, Dark Rooms, Silly String, Rock n Roll Murder, Funded By Big Phone, Columbo Gets Silly, Traps Set Up, 70s Photoshop, Tram Ride Freak Out, 47 vs Columbo,

A woman plans the perfect murder. Unfortunately for her she fucks it all up so bad. Columbo cleans up an easy one in this ep. We talk about: Luke’s Back, Atomic Hearts, Ashley Watched A Weird Movie, More Wild Hearts, Christ Gets Tempted, Peter Falk Wants Money, We Rewrite The Episode,  Easily Solved, Shitty Drive In, Carpeted Hair Salon, The Comedy of Forever Growth, Lovable Vs Charming Assho...

It’s the first ep of Columbo we just kinda didn’t like. Don’t worry, that just leaves us with more time to solve chili related mysteries. We talk about: Hitman Salieri, Bimbo Cinema, Murder On The Orient Express, Military Guys, Worst Mom, Columbo Is Still A Fucking Cop, Unforced Error, Dating The Witness, Just Not Great, Barney’s Beanery Is Cancelled, Columbo’s Niece, Witnessing Events,  At 1...

Wait a minute, you can’t listen to this podcast about my art crimes! That’s entrapment! We talk about: Goku Is So Dumb, Mini Golf, Wild Hearts, Electric Blanket, Velvet Tuxedo, $2 Tip, Too Good Alibi, Sleepy Columbo, Will Reading, Photo Albums, Gloves, Fav Art (To See), Fav Art (Too Eat)

Now this is the content. An accidental murder leads Columbo to destroy a man’s life with simple befuddlement. We talk about: Piccolo Is Already Evil, Bruce Willis, Poirot Jump Scare, Titanic, Accidental Murder, Columbo’s Car, Columbo Turns On, Golf Gigolo, Weird Ass Map, Columbo Breaks Into A Guy’s Car To Scare Him, Hiring, Car Phones, Contacts, Montage Moments, Private Detectives, Funny Ways To D...

Okay. We’re now watching actual Columbo, the tv series proper. A murder mystery team splits with deadly consequences and the most dead woman of all time appears. We talk about: Hitman Roguelike, Princess Bride, Poker Face, Steven Spielberg, Mysterious Columbo, Plane Travel Math, One Shot, Tale of the Pup, Book Work, The Most Dead Woman, Columbo Finds Paper, Luke Hasn’t Seen Wild At Heart, Ashley’s...

It’s the second pilot movie of Columbo and the first female killer as we wonder if she should have totally gotten away with it. We talk about: Frieza is iPad, Pentiment, Death Stranding, Terminators, Returnal, Jimmi Simpson Joins The Hall Of Guys, Weirdo 70s Stuff, The FBI Are Idiots, Brought Her Own Bag, Ashley Killed Molly, We Kinda Hate The Daughter, Columbo Sexist Moment, Ralph, Car Keys, Blan...

We’re starting a whole new series as we go back to the 60s and see a somewhat younger Peter Falk get his first crack at Columbo. A wealthy psychologist kills his wife and disguises his mistress as her. We talk about: DBZ Dub, Looper, Hollow Knight, Columbo History, Really Bad Party, Time Of Death, We Marvel At 60s Planes, The First “My Wife”, Columbo Jump Scare, Lockpicking Detective, Los Angeles...

We talk about the John Woo classic Face slash Off. Who is best at being who? What's with the weird hand on face thing? Can we eat a fruit for hours? We talk about: Luke’s Sick, AEW, Molly is Bourne Again, Grease, Plane Stunts, Mall Goth Daughter, Magnet Prison, Travolta As Cage, Castor Is Better, Escape Plans, New Kid, Butterfly Knife, Blood Type, Gemini Man Spoilers, Replacement Kid, Dream Face/O...

Oh boy. This movie is not good. We talk about: Our Worst Movies, Sam Porter Bridges, Sea of Thieves, They Don’t Actually Clear Their Name, Detective Macklay’s Great Grandfather, Riley Got Hot, The Status Quo, Enhance, French Cops, Bad Car Chase, Impossible Child, Nobody Read Riley’s Book, Canceled Plans, Luke Keeps Bringing Up Mr. Bean, Nameless President, Mt Rushmore Whitewashing, Bad Hidden Temp...

It’s the start of a new series as Molly has asked to do the impossible: steal the Declaration of- Oh wait I mean watch and talk about the two National Treasure movies. Well that’s way easier. We talk about: Laura Palmer Funko, Grounded, Molly Got Dwarfed, Oldest Man, Dad Casting, Dumb Riddles, Trailer Lines, Heist Time, Fake Paper, Lot of Lemons, Yahoo’d It, Benjamin Franklin’s 3D Glasses, Hudson...

Okay, NOW we’re done with Twin Peaks and it seems like everything has gotten all fucked up! What did you do Cooper??? Or was it… Richard? We Talk About: Luke Talks Competitive Pokemon, Scorsese, Malignant, Gravity Falls Sucks Still, Dale Cooper Is The Stupidest Motherfucker Alive, Bad Motel, Richard & Linda, Deep Fried Guns, Carrie Page, Bad End, People Are Bad At Reading Things, Final Thought...

It’s the end of Twin Peaks! What are you telling me there’s another episode? Cooper has defeated Bob, reunited with Diane, his one true love, and even prevents all this from happening. Everything is going to be okay! We talk about: More Pokemon, Covid, Jowday, Shoe Compartment, Warp Pipe, Cooper Turns Down Coffee, Lucy Ices A MF, Bob Orb Fight, Happy Ending, Uh Oh David Did It Again, We Love Al St...

Dougie wakes up and Mr C says goodbye to his son. Also there’s a comedy shootout. We talk about: Pokemon: Fuecoco, Medieval Saul Goodman, Last Action Hero, Molly Thinks She Has Covid (She Does), Coordinates, Was Richard Horne Worthless, Stakeouts, Coma Food, Chantel Shoots The Wrong Guy, Cooper Wakes Up, You Just Got Tulpa’d, Cooper Leaves His Family, Edward Veddard, Audrey’s Dance, Sleep, Talk of...

We start shoveling ourselves out of the shit as we’re reaching the final episodes of Twin Peaks. Mr C visits an old friend, Dougie Cooper is maybe coming back and Big Ed finds happiness. We talk about: Luke Birthday, Pokemon, The Shining 2: Keep Shining, Molly Movies, Nadine and Ed Break Up, Making Horrible Mistakes, Convenience Store, Tea Kettle, Jacked Out, Suicide, James Does A James, Mamma Mia...

We get more info on the Blue Rose cases and finally meet our new Hulk Handed friend. We’re joined by Autumn of Ornate Stairwells as we dig into a nice slice of Twin Peaks pie. We talk about: Talking To Podcasts, Hitman Beta, Ashley’s Dad’s Birthday, Da Bulls, Game Changer, Where Does David Live, Lucy’s Vacations, Ashley & Molly’s Blue Rose, Tulpas, Secret Sisters, Monica Bellucci, Bowling Cont...

Well you see, if you want to be a host of this podcast you’ve got to beat us at arm wrestling. That or give us a series of gifts for wrongs made right. We talk about: Slice & Dice, SplaThreen, Rage 2, Lucky Seven Gifts, Gym Set, Arm Wrestle Gang, The Destiny’s Child, RIP Ray, Coward Poison, Dougie Saves, BIG ED, FMW Fan Sarah Palmer, Audrey Has A Crisis, THAT FUCKING JAMES HURLEY SONG COMES BA...

It’s a slower paced episode as we get some booze at the store and get to all this work we have on our desk. There’s no way we’re going out looking for some character whose disappearance has been a Z plot! We talk about: The Skyward Sword Defender Has Logged On, Three Hopes, 2001, Totally Reprise Season 7, Fuck Windom Earle, Grace Zabriskie The GOAT, Cool Bike, French Ladies, Wendy’s Assassination,...

We love these guys!!! It’s a banger of an ep of Twin Peaks: The Return: A Limited Series Event where Cooper makes new friends, Bobby is a good dad and a bad cop and David Lynch stands in an abandoned lot. We talk about: Sudoku Videos, Skyward Sword, Steam Hour Counts, Hot Wheels, Playing Catch, Flute Summon, Cole’s Blur Effect, Nude Me Once, Dana Ashbrook Rules, Horn Honking, Cool Map, Evil Corn,...

This episode is for the women of Twin Peaks. How it is for the women is another story altogether. It’s not all bad though! We got bimbos and more secrets revealed. We talk about: Jury Duty, DBeefZ, Werewolf Era, Dr Strangelove, Last of Us, Theme vs Exploitation, Fly On The Face, Body Of Peaks, Drapes, Chad Is The Worst, Dale Cooper Is A Bastard, Richard Sucks So Much, Time Weirdness, Lay That Pipe...

We got a normal one after last week and that also means a quick ep as we figure out a lot of answers and get some new questions. We talk about: Hear The Shaggy, The Doctor, Minari, Overwatch, Pink Flip, Dougie In 97, America The Brave, Chair Fight, David Learns No Lessons, Desktop Buckshot, Diane Is Queen, Jerry V Foot, I Wanna Scuba Dive, Gross Rash, Secret Compartments, Ghost Questions, 

It’s THE episode. The one people are always so excited for you to see. Luke is just vibing as the show locks into his mind wave, Molly is liking it but is not a fan of NIN and Ashley is troubled by various implications. Well good thing we’ve got a light. We talk about: Deep Cut, Ariel Sushi, Tokyo Drift, AssCreed, Bug App, Tricked You Fucker, The Nine Inch Nails, Overhyped, Atomic Bombs, We Find T...

Finally we get ourselves a fucking Cinema show. Janey-E Girlbosses her way out of more crime, Diane is a lovely bitch and, there’s a body but where’s the rest of him?! We talk about: Splathreen, Criterion Wall-E, Ashley Has Been Playing A Game For The First 20 Minutes, Fargo, Offscreen Harry, A Murder Of Ghrols, The Scaries Thing Is When A Guy Walks At You, Laura Dern Experience, Tammy Exists, ACT...

Things continue to happen and not happen as we see some old friends, meet some face to face and meet some new characters that cry at us. We talk about: Banjo-Tooie, Disney Village, Wrestling Drama, Molly Gets Movie-Pilled, Luke The Backwards Boy, Insurance Magic, The Dern, Magic Tricks, Fat Trout Trailer Park, Heidi Returns, We Laugh A Lot About A Fictional Kid’s Death, Safe Fingerprints, Ike the...

Despite being an episode where Chekov’s Car Bomb goes off we find ourselves saying that nothing happened in this episode of Twin Peaks. We do talk about: Jacoby Streams, Immortality, Spartacus, Robocop, 4 Ep Cliffhanger, Gross Scene, Bad Wife Characters, Reverse Blink, More Breaking Bad Refs, Slut For Coffee, Green Tea, Jim Belushi, Car Bomb, Norma & Shelly 5 Eva, In Time, Tiny Hand, Wholesale...