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We get into the dirty world of politics as Columbo is investigating what looks like a case of mistaken identity but is actually political murder. We talk about: Street Fighter, Apes (Beneath The Planet of The Apes Spoilers 11:43-13:02), Diablo, Nintendo Stuff, Mistress, Mafia Dentist, Diagrams, Layered, A Sweater, Car Cops, Columbo’s Fit, Bullet In The Handkerchief, We Get Into Legal Implications,...

It’s one of the most famous episodes of Columbo as we breathe deep the fragrance and swish around in our mouth this episode. We talk about: Iris Is Here, Parts In Movies, House On Haunted Hill, Lies Of Todd, People Call This Guy Sympathetic, Wine Weirdness, Molly Is Different, Change For A Quarter, Can’t Whistle, Cask of Amontillado’d, Wine Freakout, One Last Drink, Italian Names,

It’s all about beauty on this episode of Columbo as he goes head first into the world of makeup. Apparently this ain’t all grease paint. We talk about: Zelda, In The Line Of Duty, Justified, DBZ Check In, Weirdo Opening, David Lang, The Tingler, Catwoman, Maid Restaurant, Tired Kin, Fake Hand, $10 Raise, Anne Ramsey, 70s Feminism, Poison Ivy, 

It’s the season two finale and there’s another twist on Columbo’s usual bit. Now we have two twins who hate each other but love money even more. We talk about: Mud, Star Trekkin’, GAME GRLZ 5,035, Murder By Mixer, Columbo’s Nemesis, Columbo Shows Feet, Fanservice, Mister Anti Jackpot, Miss Peck Seeks Vengeance, Cooking Shows, 

It’s chess master vs chess master in an episode that is sadly too good for us to not talk about. Even if there’s a ton of nitpicks we make, the vibes are just too good. We talk about: 300 Episodes, Tears, Taken Off Steam, Chess Dream, Grandpa Man, Escargot, Trash Compactor, Tiny Cuts, Columbo Wants Ice Cream, Scenes From A French Restaurant, From Meomry, Hospitals Getting Stuff From Home, Derren B...

Leonard Nimoy guest stars as a killer surgeon in one of the best episodes of Columbo so far. We talk about: Spy Vs Spy, Star Trek, Infernal Affairs, Low Stretcher, Egg Crack, Saddest Fake Robbery, Columbo’s Tummy Hurts, This Guy Legit Sucks, Petting Zoo, Columbo Loses It, Sutures, Good Villains, Getting To Sleep,

We’re in Hollywood as Columbo solves a mystery around an aging star and blackmail. We talk about: Zelda State of Mind, Last Dragon, Roots of Pacha , Molly Was Smacked, Car Blow Up, Shriner, Columbo Likes TV Movies, REI, Motive, Edith Head, Sans Context, Stunting, Reggie Sux,

Columbo takes a vacation to England and gets involved with an accidental murder by two hammy actors. We talk about: LUKE GOT ENGAGED, Wiz-Pilled, Molly Gear Solid, The Origin of Not Saying Mcbeth, Killed By Facial Cream, The Most British Man, Inspector Durk, Peter Falk’s Vacation Footage, Tea Time, Wax Museums, Hat Lady, Columbo Plants Evidence, 

Who’s ready for some football?!?! The manager of the LA Rockets kills the young owner just cause. We talk about: Columbo Players, RE4 Silliness, Goku Should Have Died, Creed, Molly Destroyed An Escape Room, Ted Lasso, Laika, Worst Sport To Watch, Ice Cream Truck, Ruined Shoes, Ringing Sound, Stanced Up Villain, Ineffective Guard Dogs, The Actual Lakers, Sibling Threesome, Columbo Goes To A Sex Wor...

Columbo gets a partner and a fake kidnapping turns into a real murder. Also Columbo takes a bit of a tumble. We talk about: RE4, King Kong, Baseball, His Name Is Jarvis, Monetary Inflation, Mystic Eyes, Falling For Fake Clues, Headshots, Matryoshka Suitcase, Not Reading The Rights, 

It’s the start of a new season and we got a bigger Columbo episode than usual. A killer conductor orchestrates his perfect murder, if it wasn’t for that meddling detective and his dog too. We talk about: John Wick 3, King Kong, Farming Game, Sneaky Fellow, Sucked Into The Black Lodge, Dog, Columbo Does Math, Jazz Club, 70s Jimmi Simpson, Stock Piano Tunes, Recorders, Why Don’t We Have Domestic Bea...

It’s the season 1 finale and the only episode directed by Peter falk. An architect decides to kill his partner and enters a cat and mouse game with Columbo involving tons of paperwork. We talk about: Persona 4, RE 4 Demo, Oz, Obra Dinn, Big Texan, Health Clubs, Radio Stations, Goldie, Short King, Dr Piglet, Tons Of Paperwork, Get The Bosses And Shirts Off Your Back, Pulled Over, Jonathan Frakes Ki...

No matter what you think of this episode, we can agree it is about a weird little business boy who everyone around him hates. We talk about: Wo Long, Pig, Game Changer, Dark Rooms, Silly String, Rock n Roll Murder, Funded By Big Phone, Columbo Gets Silly, Traps Set Up, 70s Photoshop, Tram Ride Freak Out, 47 vs Columbo,

A woman plans the perfect murder. Unfortunately for her she fucks it all up so bad. Columbo cleans up an easy one in this ep. We talk about: Luke’s Back, Atomic Hearts, Ashley Watched A Weird Movie, More Wild Hearts, Christ Gets Tempted, Peter Falk Wants Money, We Rewrite The Episode,  Easily Solved, Shitty Drive In, Carpeted Hair Salon, The Comedy of Forever Growth, Lovable Vs Charming Assho...

It’s the first ep of Columbo we just kinda didn’t like. Don’t worry, that just leaves us with more time to solve chili related mysteries. We talk about: Hitman Salieri, Bimbo Cinema, Murder On The Orient Express, Military Guys, Worst Mom, Columbo Is Still A Fucking Cop, Unforced Error, Dating The Witness, Just Not Great, Barney’s Beanery Is Cancelled, Columbo’s Niece, Witnessing Events,  At 1...

Wait a minute, you can’t listen to this podcast about my art crimes! That’s entrapment! We talk about: Goku Is So Dumb, Mini Golf, Wild Hearts, Electric Blanket, Velvet Tuxedo, $2 Tip, Too Good Alibi, Sleepy Columbo, Will Reading, Photo Albums, Gloves, Fav Art (To See), Fav Art (Too Eat)

Now this is the content. An accidental murder leads Columbo to destroy a man’s life with simple befuddlement. We talk about: Piccolo Is Already Evil, Bruce Willis, Poirot Jump Scare, Titanic, Accidental Murder, Columbo’s Car, Columbo Turns On, Golf Gigolo, Weird Ass Map, Columbo Breaks Into A Guy’s Car To Scare Him, Hiring, Car Phones, Contacts, Montage Moments, Private Detectives, Funny Ways To D...

Okay. We’re now watching actual Columbo, the tv series proper. A murder mystery team splits with deadly consequences and the most dead woman of all time appears. We talk about: Hitman Roguelike, Princess Bride, Poker Face, Steven Spielberg, Mysterious Columbo, Plane Travel Math, One Shot, Tale of the Pup, Book Work, The Most Dead Woman, Columbo Finds Paper, Luke Hasn’t Seen Wild At Heart, Ashley’s...

It’s the second pilot movie of Columbo and the first female killer as we wonder if she should have totally gotten away with it. We talk about: Frieza is iPad, Pentiment, Death Stranding, Terminators, Returnal, Jimmi Simpson Joins The Hall Of Guys, Weirdo 70s Stuff, The FBI Are Idiots, Brought Her Own Bag, Ashley Killed Molly, We Kinda Hate The Daughter, Columbo Sexist Moment, Ralph, Car Keys, Blan...

We’re starting a whole new series as we go back to the 60s and see a somewhat younger Peter Falk get his first crack at Columbo. A wealthy psychologist kills his wife and disguises his mistress as her. We talk about: DBZ Dub, Looper, Hollow Knight, Columbo History, Really Bad Party, Time Of Death, We Marvel At 60s Planes, The First “My Wife”, Columbo Jump Scare, Lockpicking Detective, Los Angeles...

We talk about the John Woo classic Face slash Off. Who is best at being who? What's with the weird hand on face thing? Can we eat a fruit for hours? We talk about: Luke’s Sick, AEW, Molly is Bourne Again, Grease, Plane Stunts, Mall Goth Daughter, Magnet Prison, Travolta As Cage, Castor Is Better, Escape Plans, New Kid, Butterfly Knife, Blood Type, Gemini Man Spoilers, Replacement Kid, Dream Face/O...

Oh boy. This movie is not good. We talk about: Our Worst Movies, Sam Porter Bridges, Sea of Thieves, They Don’t Actually Clear Their Name, Detective Macklay’s Great Grandfather, Riley Got Hot, The Status Quo, Enhance, French Cops, Bad Car Chase, Impossible Child, Nobody Read Riley’s Book, Canceled Plans, Luke Keeps Bringing Up Mr. Bean, Nameless President, Mt Rushmore Whitewashing, Bad Hidden Temp...

It’s the start of a new series as Molly has asked to do the impossible: steal the Declaration of- Oh wait I mean watch and talk about the two National Treasure movies. Well that’s way easier. We talk about: Laura Palmer Funko, Grounded, Molly Got Dwarfed, Oldest Man, Dad Casting, Dumb Riddles, Trailer Lines, Heist Time, Fake Paper, Lot of Lemons, Yahoo’d It, Benjamin Franklin’s 3D Glasses, Hudson...

Okay, NOW we’re done with Twin Peaks and it seems like everything has gotten all fucked up! What did you do Cooper??? Or was it… Richard? We Talk About: Luke Talks Competitive Pokemon, Scorsese, Malignant, Gravity Falls Sucks Still, Dale Cooper Is The Stupidest Motherfucker Alive, Bad Motel, Richard & Linda, Deep Fried Guns, Carrie Page, Bad End, People Are Bad At Reading Things, Final Thought...

It’s the end of Twin Peaks! What are you telling me there’s another episode? Cooper has defeated Bob, reunited with Diane, his one true love, and even prevents all this from happening. Everything is going to be okay! We talk about: More Pokemon, Covid, Jowday, Shoe Compartment, Warp Pipe, Cooper Turns Down Coffee, Lucy Ices A MF, Bob Orb Fight, Happy Ending, Uh Oh David Did It Again, We Love Al St...