THIS IS A TOTALLY REPRISE.

Iris re-joins us as we kill tons of different things and get killed in tons of different ways. Yo bro this guy is a VAMPIRE. We talk about: Books , Luke May Have Bit Off More Game Then He Can Chew, Austin Powers, Andor, Molly Brings Factory Farming To Coral Island, We Kinda Hate Rose, Microphone, Cool Subtitles, MGS 4, Sensor Shooting Game, Harrier Fight, Frustrating Platforming, Help Texts, GRS I...

Molly and Ashley are joined by Luke, but of course they are. This is a normal episode of Totally Reprise where no one does bits that subvert what we think podcasts could be. Please ignore the different voice and long hair beneath the mask. We’re also joined by a guy who sounds a lot like Luke but has a totally real name. We talk about: Ashley Trips, Lethal Company, Mario RPG, Void Stranger, Remedy...

We reach the last pick of our rotating selection and even though the strike is over we decide to allow Luke to make us play Metal Gear Solid 2. It’s a game where we 100% play as Solid Snake through the entire thing… right? We talk about: Link To The Past, Ashley Lists A Bunch Of Movies, Molly’s Knee, Metal Gear History, The Power Of The PS2, Gameplay Difficulty, Olga, Sleepy Guards, Otacon Hits Ca...

Ashley has finally convinced the podcast to talk wrestling and what we get is mainly Molly and Ashley explaining to Luke why anyone would ever like this. Note: We had a lot of technical difficulties on this recording and then editor Ashley (me) got sick so I didn't do my usual mentioning everything we talk about and I may have missed some stuff. There's also gonna be dips in audio quality. Sorry f...

We’re finishing up ALL of the Way of Kings in a jam packed episode. What parts of Sandersons’ writing are we not as thrilled with? What do we think of all the reveals? Which one of us will bounce off the emotional moment the other two like??? We talk about: Stormin’, Why We Skipped A Week, Wonder, Alan Wake 2, Myst, It’s Bad To Have Slaves, Keyblade Graveyard, All High Princes Are Bastards, Prophe...

We read the part of the book where everything is going badly for our guys. We talk about: Alan Wake: American Nightmare, Control, Defy, RE4, Shiity Strawberry Jam, Jesna Murders Some Guys, Jam Astrology, The Lopan, Stormblessed, Kids Meal, Sad Man, Old Magic, Spren Science, Killing Kings. Please ignore us deciding to do it in two parts we decided to do it in one.

We read all of part two as we learn all about the dead king’s brother and Kaladin gets to know his co-workers. We talk about: Luke’s A Gamer, Alan Wake Spoilers 9:15-9:45, El Paso Elsewhere, Character Sheet, Rock Rules, Alothar’s #1 Fuckboy, Fantasy Inflation, The Strap, Analog Audiobooks, Too Horny For A Widow, Fantasy AIM, Kaladin Saves Some Dudes, Scamming the Scammer, Spear Stunts, Touching Gr...

We’re back on Pod Duty as we finish up part one of Way of Kings. That means learning about the worst thing to do in the world, pretty pictures and a fantasy parrot head. We talk about: El Paso, AEW, Mistborn, Bridge Crew, Low Protagonist Energy, Tien, Exposed Hands, Reading Is Gay, Lake Pilled, Shitty Bro

We switch gears so that we continue the podcast during the still ongoing SAG-AFTRA strike and that means we’re reading a book! The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson is one of Molly’s favs and she’s sharing it with us for this series. We read up to chapter 6 and talk about: Pikmin, Starfield, Fighting Game Tiers, Lies of P, Character Sheet, Lashing, Pissing On The Field, Sky Eels, Slavery, She’s Th...

It’s a random grab bag of non-struck talk. That means it’s a lot of talk about video games and pro wrestling, two mediums that will never have a union! (We’re pulling for ya guys.) Nothing serious going on in this episode but I thought it was fun!

Just a little note about our current plans for the show after SAG-AFTRA has asked rewatch podcasts to cease production during the strike. We fully support them and will stop our silly lil podcast until their demands are met.

An explosion pervert kills a porn author on the behalf of a familiar looking publisher. Also Columbo shops around his book idea. We talk about: Too Damn Hot, Asteroid City, Blues Brothers, Bowl of Fire, Drunken Alibi, Old VW Bus, Dictation, Luke’s Lip, Glove Compartment,  Caught With Porn, Worst Webcomic, 9 Easy Steps, Sex Monstary, Expensive Chili, Lesbian Books, Social Media Sites, 

An advertising wiz kills one of his clients after a failed blackmail attempt. Unfortunately for him a small man has read all his books. We talk about: Street Fighter, Paul Williams, Diablo, Name Confusion, Advertising, Dummies All Around, Subliminal Advertising, Caviar, Projection, Supermarket Sweep, Casual Blackmail, Reason For A Law, The Columbo Players, Eggs,

We get into the dirty world of politics as Columbo is investigating what looks like a case of mistaken identity but is actually political murder. We talk about: Street Fighter, Apes (Beneath The Planet of The Apes Spoilers 11:43-13:02), Diablo, Nintendo Stuff, Mistress, Mafia Dentist, Diagrams, Layered, A Sweater, Car Cops, Columbo’s Fit, Bullet In The Handkerchief, We Get Into Legal Implications,...

It’s one of the most famous episodes of Columbo as we breathe deep the fragrance and swish around in our mouth this episode. We talk about: Iris Is Here, Parts In Movies, House On Haunted Hill, Lies Of Todd, People Call This Guy Sympathetic, Wine Weirdness, Molly Is Different, Change For A Quarter, Can’t Whistle, Cask of Amontillado’d, Wine Freakout, One Last Drink, Italian Names,

It’s all about beauty on this episode of Columbo as he goes head first into the world of makeup. Apparently this ain’t all grease paint. We talk about: Zelda, In The Line Of Duty, Justified, DBZ Check In, Weirdo Opening, David Lang, The Tingler, Catwoman, Maid Restaurant, Tired Kin, Fake Hand, $10 Raise, Anne Ramsey, 70s Feminism, Poison Ivy, 

It’s the season two finale and there’s another twist on Columbo’s usual bit. Now we have two twins who hate each other but love money even more. We talk about: Mud, Star Trekkin’, GAME GRLZ 5,035, Murder By Mixer, Columbo’s Nemesis, Columbo Shows Feet, Fanservice, Mister Anti Jackpot, Miss Peck Seeks Vengeance, Cooking Shows, 

It’s chess master vs chess master in an episode that is sadly too good for us to not talk about. Even if there’s a ton of nitpicks we make, the vibes are just too good. We talk about: 300 Episodes, Tears, Taken Off Steam, Chess Dream, Grandpa Man, Escargot, Trash Compactor, Tiny Cuts, Columbo Wants Ice Cream, Scenes From A French Restaurant, From Meomry, Hospitals Getting Stuff From Home, Derren B...

Leonard Nimoy guest stars as a killer surgeon in one of the best episodes of Columbo so far. We talk about: Spy Vs Spy, Star Trek, Infernal Affairs, Low Stretcher, Egg Crack, Saddest Fake Robbery, Columbo’s Tummy Hurts, This Guy Legit Sucks, Petting Zoo, Columbo Loses It, Sutures, Good Villains, Getting To Sleep,

We’re in Hollywood as Columbo solves a mystery around an aging star and blackmail. We talk about: Zelda State of Mind, Last Dragon, Roots of Pacha , Molly Was Smacked, Car Blow Up, Shriner, Columbo Likes TV Movies, REI, Motive, Edith Head, Sans Context, Stunting, Reggie Sux,

Columbo takes a vacation to England and gets involved with an accidental murder by two hammy actors. We talk about: LUKE GOT ENGAGED, Wiz-Pilled, Molly Gear Solid, The Origin of Not Saying Mcbeth, Killed By Facial Cream, The Most British Man, Inspector Durk, Peter Falk’s Vacation Footage, Tea Time, Wax Museums, Hat Lady, Columbo Plants Evidence, 

Who’s ready for some football?!?! The manager of the LA Rockets kills the young owner just cause. We talk about: Columbo Players, RE4 Silliness, Goku Should Have Died, Creed, Molly Destroyed An Escape Room, Ted Lasso, Laika, Worst Sport To Watch, Ice Cream Truck, Ruined Shoes, Ringing Sound, Stanced Up Villain, Ineffective Guard Dogs, The Actual Lakers, Sibling Threesome, Columbo Goes To A Sex Wor...

Columbo gets a partner and a fake kidnapping turns into a real murder. Also Columbo takes a bit of a tumble. We talk about: RE4, King Kong, Baseball, His Name Is Jarvis, Monetary Inflation, Mystic Eyes, Falling For Fake Clues, Headshots, Matryoshka Suitcase, Not Reading The Rights, 

It’s the start of a new season and we got a bigger Columbo episode than usual. A killer conductor orchestrates his perfect murder, if it wasn’t for that meddling detective and his dog too. We talk about: John Wick 3, King Kong, Farming Game, Sneaky Fellow, Sucked Into The Black Lodge, Dog, Columbo Does Math, Jazz Club, 70s Jimmi Simpson, Stock Piano Tunes, Recorders, Why Don’t We Have Domestic Bea...

It’s the season 1 finale and the only episode directed by Peter falk. An architect decides to kill his partner and enters a cat and mouse game with Columbo involving tons of paperwork. We talk about: Persona 4, RE 4 Demo, Oz, Obra Dinn, Big Texan, Health Clubs, Radio Stations, Goldie, Short King, Dr Piglet, Tons Of Paperwork, Get The Bosses And Shirts Off Your Back, Pulled Over, Jonathan Frakes Ki...