THIS IS A TOTALLY REPRISE.

We’re starting Rhythm of War, a book that is a bit mixed in the Stormlight community and we have a lot of FEELINGS about it. We talk about: Investiture, Silent Hill 2, Marriage Toxin, Metaphor Problems Mad God, Gunfire Reborn, The Shining, Evil Honey, Another Long Discussion About Cosmere Stuff, We Hate Lirin, Fight Fucking, Shallan A Freak, Kaladin Is Built Different, Luke Wants People To Respect...

We read Dawnshard, a totally fine little side journey that we all like a good amount. However this novella gives us a chance to really dig into some of the things about the writings of Brandon Sanderson that trouble us or just annoy us so we spend a whole lot of time talking about that and less on the perfectly good story about the merchant Rysn and The Lopan going to a spooky island. We talk abou...

It’s the end of Oatbringer but it sure ain’t the end of oaths. Everything from armies to worlds collide in the big finale of the book. We talk about: Botany Manor, HxH, Dark City, Metaphor, Ufo 50, Ashley’s October Films Part 1, Even More Satisfactory, DALINAR KHOLIN THO, Cultivation, Storm Physics, Oaths, Renarin’s Big Secret, Szeth’s Ideal, Thrill Army, Exclusively Gay Characters, Amaram Gets An...

All of us are in spooky Shadesmar trying to survive with all these beads and Fused. Meanwhile Dalinar is recovering from all the shit he remembered and I’m sure that’s gonna go GREAT for him. I’m sure no plotting Aladdin Sultan mother fuckers aren’t plotting his downfall under his nose. We talk about: 1000XResist, Spaceman, New Zelda, Alien Nation, Satisfactory’s Evil Swamp, Dalinar Drinks A Lot O...

WOW. Molly wasn’t lying when she said a lot of things happened in this section of the book. Thankfully it’s all fine and good and no one is dying and no one is mentally broken. We talk about: Ridley Scott, Moria, Astro Boy, Fran Von Karma, Stitch, Satisfactory, Unsolved Yeti, We Love Adolin, Dalinar vs Shallan, Darth Odium The Wise, Veil Is From The Streets, Method, The Revel, Spren Dying, Gasligh...

Well not as much going on as the full book we got last time but as I’m writing this in the future where I’ve read part three I can now tell that this is the eye of the highstorm. We talk about: Bee Labs, Wrong Side Of The Road, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, Satisfactory, Depressing Plastics, Brandon Knows About Gay People, Luke Supports Women’s Wrongs, Molly Called Up Brandon, Jasna Murders, Sigzil Hom...

It’s Oathbringer time and Brandon Sanderson goofed it and put a whole book in this part. This leads to a Five Star Run Time. Has that term been out of use long enough that I can grab it from the curb? We talk about: Comic Books, Done With Dune, Luke’s Roman Empire, Old Games, Ashley’s Weird Lucha Movie, Satisfactory, Unsolved Mysteries, We Gotta Kill That Guy, Out Of Bond Visions, Syl Knows Sex, K...

We read Edgedancer, the Lift novel and the one bit of Stormlight Molly hasn’t read. Considering how we were left divided on Lift how will we take a full book of her. We talk about: Romeo + Juliet, Addams Family, LotR Online, Tim Burton, That TV Glow, 1917, Zodia, Its Short!, Wyndle, Lift Is Problematic, The Law, The Big Library, Radiant Predictions, Whose Goddamn White Baby Is That, Crab Man, Mone...

We’re joined by Iris (for the rest of the season in fact) to wrap up Words of Radiance. How cool does the book end? Does Brandon get better at large scale battles? Who dies in the most fucked up way??? We talk about: Iris The Summoner, Pseudoregalia, Truckin’, Dark Souls 2, Trapped, SF. Anti Italian, Amaram Gets Punked, Luke Was Wrong, Cleaning Dirt, Syl Disobeys Her Dad, The Diagram, All The Prin...

Kaladin goes to jail, Dalinar deals with everyone around him and Shallan looks for answers. We talk about: DS2, The Watchers, Zenless Zone Zero, Hunter X Hunter, KALADIN IS SO DUMB, Wit’s Choose Your Own Adventure, Buy Our System Brandon, Adolin Goes To Jail , Shallan Goes Sneaking, A Bad Party, Cavern Trek, Mr Glass Cult, Why Dishonor, There’s Only One Cubby,  A Cool Tyrant, Shallan’s Life I...

Shallan starts getting in deep with various conspiracies, Adolin prepares for the biggest duel of his life and Kaladin… Well Kaladin is kind of the biggest idiot. We talk about: Manus, Trap, Devil’s Son In Law, Tonba, Luke Has His Head On A Swivel, This Shit Long, Sebarial Is Shiding And Farding, Veil, Freak For Freak, Storm Restaurant, Ghost Bloods, Shallan’s Home Life Sucks, The Patriots, Renari...

We’ve read part two and are talking about all the stuff going on. Kaladin is still sad (feels like I can copy paste that for every episode) despite stuff going pretty well. Shallan meanwhile is learning how to con while we learn about her. We talk about: New Intro, Leverless, Samurai, We Get Mad At The Redwall Wikipedia Article, FF14, White Woman, Conning The Con, We Get Distracted By An Olympics...

It’s been a month and now we’re reading! We jumped right into the second book in the Stormlight Archive and that means getting back together with are friends Kaladin, Shallan and Dalinar. I’m sure everything is going to be okay… We talk about: Souls Marathon, Dead Rising, Fighting Games, TMNT Retrospective, Stardust, Close Encounters, Heists, Stop Making Sense, Luke Recaps The First Book, How To B...

It’s the final episode of the original run of Columbo and it’s kind of a nothing ep! Which is weird cause it’s about a guy being a financier for the IRA. We talk about: Erdtree, TV Glow, Steven Universe, The Emperor, Gun Case, Whisky, Tilt, What Is Columbo’s Hardest Mystery, Porn Book, RV Guy, Needlepoint And Weight Lifting, Pier Pressure, Limerick Battle, Boy And His Dog, Unique Diamond, Episode...

A man uses dogs to commit a murder and Columbo is SO PISSED about it. Also more film stuff for Ashley. We talk about: Melania Hard, Redford, Are The COGS Idiots (Yes), Kane, Magic Words, A Real Samantha, Dog The GOAT, Luke Wants A Grape, Feeding Chocolate, Word Game, Teabagging This Guy, Dog Questions, Episode Watched: S7 E4 Dial Me A Murder

It’s a bit of a weird one as Columbo takes on a tv producer. The episode may struggle but we still have a ball talking, or maybe that’s just cause I (Ashley) got to nerd out about production. We talk about: Near The End, Eldy Reldy, Lil Kitty, Streets, When Does This Go Bad, Violence On TV, Are These Ladies Gay, Keyed Up Bloody Mary, Projection, Columbo’s Neck, Ms Columbo, Fury Road, Ol’ House, Us...

We have decided to COOK! Columbo goes into the underground world of cooks in LA after a food critic kills a restaurant owner. We talk about: Eldy Ring, Bastards, Jokers, Prelude To An Affair, Mario, French George Takei, MAKO, Salmonella, Columbo Adopts A Man, Unbuttoned, Luke’s Hot Dog Recipe, Twinkin’,

Another mystery writer murders someone, this time by locking someone in a walk-in safe. While we puzzle out how you get that big a safe in a house we talk about: Furiosa, Paprika, Old Sci Fi, TMNT, Challengers, Unforced Error, Jar of Sand, Columbo Loves His Job, Dog On The Beach, Everyone Knows, Is This The Best Ep, Episode Watched: S7 E1 Try And Catch Me

It might be a silly title for an episode but it’s a banger. Columbo meets some of the highest IQ people in the world and finds them lacking. We talk about: Star Trek TOS, Lorelai, Fantastic Four, AssCreed, The Episode Title, MENSA, Tickled, Women Be Shopping, Ice Cream, Calling Teenagers Pretty, Neither Tall Nor Red Hair, Columbo Does A Crime, Disco Club, Jamie Lee Curtis, Breaking A Guy, The Ridd...

A museum curator feels it slipping from her fingers and decides the only thing to do is kill everyone in her family. We look at some old money and artifacts on this weeks Columbo. We talk about: Dragon’s Dogma, Movies About Movies, Molly Has Always Farmed Hard, Museum Business, Treat Yo Self, Nerdy Cop, Fainting, Glass Eyes, Old Maid, Cigarette Butts, Columbo’s New Haircut, Bandana Wallpaper, Fram...

William Shatner (aka The Shat) plays a tv detective out to get his blackmailing exec off his case and Luke is thrilled. Ashley and Molly are fine. We talk about: Luke Takes A Shortcut, Perfect Blue, Beef, Inception, Bad Actor, Columbo Fucks Up A Scene, $1,000 Watch, Locked In, Columbo Is A Freak, Little Guy v Little Guy, Star Trek Episode Watched: S6 EP1: Fade Into Murder

It’s… a very… slow… padded… weird… episode… and it’s… not… very… good. We talk about: Dogma, Fallout Show, Bolatro, Molly Believes Columbo Is Mid, Drunk Wife, A Normal Whodunnit, The Columbo Clause, Lot Of Water, The Problems With Misleading, Meditation, Spelling Things Out, The Longest Wrap Up, We Get Into An ARgument On The Quality Of The Show, Episode Watched: S5 EP6 Last Salute To The Commodor...

A magician kills his owner over the knowledge of his dark secret, and BOY is it dark. That aside this is a banger as Jack Cassidy shows us why he’s talked about. We talk about: Luke Hates FF7R, This Dude Is A Nazi, Magic Tricks, New Coat, Jack Cassidy Loves The Mob, Handcuffs, Weird Daughter Stuff, Many Copies, Magic Shows, Jack v Jack v Jack, Episode Watched: Season 5, Episode 5: Now You See Him…

Columbo once again goes abroad, this time to Mexico. He’s greeted by murder by bull and tons of famous Mexican actors we don’t recognize. We talk about: Luke Is Somehow Still Playing FF7R, Fallout, Stardew Valley, Is There Any Sauce, The In Law, Ashley’s Pitch, The Motive, Super Train, We Fight Animals, Columbo At EVO Episode Watched: Season 5, Episode 4: Matter of Honor

We are back and WE ARE BACK. Patrick McGoohan kills Leslie Neilsen, and Columbo has never been cooler/hornier. We watch two men fall in love all over again. We also talk about: Luke Got Married, Ashley Tells A Vomit Story (description part is at 21:20 to 27:00. Molly The Driver, Long Games, 360 Mini, Spy Stuff, Muggers Alley, Edging Us On The Content, Columbo Fights The CIA, Train Stuff, Mah Jong,...