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This train is going and this robbery has started. Also an old man makes some homebrew in a basement and some guys burn their hands. We talk about: Civ 7, Tekken Movies, Iron Claw, Bummer Corner, American McGee, That’s Dallas, Consensual Murder, Jacuzzi’s Name, Ripped Solomon Muto, OP Watch, Standoff, Destroyed Conductors, We Rob A Train, When Is It Okay To Gun Someone Down,

This episode has what many people consider a plot! Everyone is getting on this train that is 100% not cursed. Don’t worry about how we know that all these dudes are gonna get thrown off it. We talk about: Molly Spoils Murder on the Orient Express, Civ 7, Iris Did Pompeii, Pleasantville, Luke Plays Minecraft, Sleeper Citizen 2 Spiral, Dracula 1972, Zoo, Minecraft Boats,Dragonsweeper, Subs Vs Dubs,...

It’s a new series! After the award winning length of our book eps we’re going back to 22 minute episodes of television. And the first ep of Baccano! is more scattershot then Ashley remembered so we’ve got one of our classic “15 minutes on the show” eps. We talk about: Hi Fabby, There Will Be Blood, Sleeper Citizen 2, Luke’s Jury Duty, Severance, Card Games, Belly, Wallace & Gromit, Cobblemon,...

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and Part 1 of the Stormlight Archive. Day 10 supposedly wraps up everything from this book and the previous ones we read. Does it? And how do we feel about it? We talk about: Luke Is Smart Again, Moreframe, Golden Idol, Netrunner, Pursuit of Happyness, Jupiter Ascending, Severance, Bazaar, Cobblemon, Not An End, Dalinar Spirit Bomb, Luke’s Champion, Oaths A...

GOD IS HERE and God might be a big ol’ fucking idiot. Day 9 is just as big and eventful as every other part so we’re taking just as much time to pick through it. We talk about: Hot Dragon Wife, Warframe, RDR Online, No Case Should Remain Unsolved, Lovesack, Netrunner, Hobbit, Boy And The Heron, Raising Arizona, RIP David Lynch, Molly Rivals, Poke Minecraft, Investing, Tanavast Keeps Fucking Up, Wh...

Dalinar learns dark secret upon dark secret, Adolin gets hit hard, Szeth fights with his sister and Shallan learns how she met her mother. Okay not really on the last one but I wanted to make the joke. We talk about: Warframe, F1,Dark Souls 2, LUKE WATCHED TOTALLY SPIES, Sea of Thieves, Romeo + Juliet, Bazaar, Earthsea, Too Human, What Is The Listener Plot Really, Darkest Before The Dark, Eye Spik...

Days 5 and 6 bring us closer than ever to the end. Adolin realizes he’s might be fucked but makes friends. Dalinar and Navani are closer to learning deep dark truths. Shallan is fujoing out as we learn gay love might save the world. Kaladin once again reveals himself to be the dumbest motherfucker on Roshar. We talk about: Lorelai, Sea of Stars, No Country For Old Men, Lukes’ Night Time Nightmare,...

Days 3 and 4 keep all the plates spinning as we travel deep into history, deep into Shinovar and deep into battle. There’s also a ton of pre-Stormlight talk on this extra size episode. We talk about: Warrior Thoughts, Skald, Veilguard, Lorelai, Wick 2, Sonic 3, Golden Idol, Santa Movies, Hard Ticket To Hawaii, The Apartment, Outlaws, Caves of Qud, Fidget Spren, Mistborn, Boy Slut, Bodega Chull, Sh...

It’s a new book! And I mean that for everyone on the podcast. We talk about the just published Winds And Truth and go through the first two days of the end of the world. We talk about: New Curse Word, WoW Cataclysm, Bazaar, Eidolon 2, MGS3, Omastar, John Wick, Stealth Games, Molly’s New Character, This Book Is Big, We Needed To Kill Gavilar, The Part Five Of Books, This Stormlight Loud As Fuck, A...

We finish Rhythm of War and Luke was so fucking right you guys. All the stuff at the tower happens and we’re wondering why people think nothing happens in this book, although some are less high on the things that happen. We talk about: Being Current, WoW Classic, How They Gacha, MGS3, Movie Musicals, Hitman, The Bazaar, Fruit Metaphors, Jasna & Wit, Rayse, Physical Spren, Descriptive Text, Ven...

We wrap up the Shadesmar plots and while Adolin’s plot is pretty dang good the Shallan one falls flat. Meanwhile Kalading hears about dogs and Venli does nothing. We Talk About: Mouthwashing, Arcane, Make That Bread, Vitamin D, Die Hard, Molly Hates Baseball, Hi-Fi Rush, Shin Godzilla, Elshonai, The Trial, Formless Is Here And Gone, Ashley Gets Ws, Maya Steps Up, Wit’s Spren, Gem Music, Dabbid Stu...

It’s part three of Rhythm of War and we denied Adolin’s court adventures. We do get a lot of Navani and Kaladin trying their best to save the tower and doing really badly. We talk about: Tall RPG Ladies, Sushi, Meryl MGS, HoloCure. Rango, Stuff Happens, The Flashbacks Are Bad, Oaths Upon Oaths, More Rude To Lift, A Man Murdered Twice, GF Leshwi, Dabbid Is Important, 2nd Listener, Sad Moms, Power G...

We took some time off from reading but we’re back at it and a lot of stuff keeps happening in this book where nothing happens. One group makes their way through shadesmar while Kaladin starts making therapy and thinking things are going okay before things go very not okay. We talk about: Zi-O, Gaslight, The Rooms, Metaphor Endgame,  We Hate Colorado, Muppet Movie, Pokemon TCG, StageFright, Ex...

We’re starting Rhythm of War, a book that is a bit mixed in the Stormlight community and we have a lot of FEELINGS about it. We talk about: Investiture, Silent Hill 2, Marriage Toxin, Metaphor Problems Mad God, Gunfire Reborn, The Shining, Evil Honey, Another Long Discussion About Cosmere Stuff, We Hate Lirin, Fight Fucking, Shallan A Freak, Kaladin Is Built Different, Luke Wants People To Respect...

We read Dawnshard, a totally fine little side journey that we all like a good amount. However this novella gives us a chance to really dig into some of the things about the writings of Brandon Sanderson that trouble us or just annoy us so we spend a whole lot of time talking about that and less on the perfectly good story about the merchant Rysn and The Lopan going to a spooky island. We talk abou...

It’s the end of Oatbringer but it sure ain’t the end of oaths. Everything from armies to worlds collide in the big finale of the book. We talk about: Botany Manor, HxH, Dark City, Metaphor, Ufo 50, Ashley’s October Films Part 1, Even More Satisfactory, DALINAR KHOLIN THO, Cultivation, Storm Physics, Oaths, Renarin’s Big Secret, Szeth’s Ideal, Thrill Army, Exclusively Gay Characters, Amaram Gets An...

All of us are in spooky Shadesmar trying to survive with all these beads and Fused. Meanwhile Dalinar is recovering from all the shit he remembered and I’m sure that’s gonna go GREAT for him. I’m sure no plotting Aladdin Sultan mother fuckers aren’t plotting his downfall under his nose. We talk about: 1000XResist, Spaceman, New Zelda, Alien Nation, Satisfactory’s Evil Swamp, Dalinar Drinks A Lot O...

WOW. Molly wasn’t lying when she said a lot of things happened in this section of the book. Thankfully it’s all fine and good and no one is dying and no one is mentally broken. We talk about: Ridley Scott, Moria, Astro Boy, Fran Von Karma, Stitch, Satisfactory, Unsolved Yeti, We Love Adolin, Dalinar vs Shallan, Darth Odium The Wise, Veil Is From The Streets, Method, The Revel, Spren Dying, Gasligh...

Well not as much going on as the full book we got last time but as I’m writing this in the future where I’ve read part three I can now tell that this is the eye of the highstorm. We talk about: Bee Labs, Wrong Side Of The Road, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, Satisfactory, Depressing Plastics, Brandon Knows About Gay People, Luke Supports Women’s Wrongs, Molly Called Up Brandon, Jasna Murders, Sigzil Hom...

It’s Oathbringer time and Brandon Sanderson goofed it and put a whole book in this part. This leads to a Five Star Run Time. Has that term been out of use long enough that I can grab it from the curb? We talk about: Comic Books, Done With Dune, Luke’s Roman Empire, Old Games, Ashley’s Weird Lucha Movie, Satisfactory, Unsolved Mysteries, We Gotta Kill That Guy, Out Of Bond Visions, Syl Knows Sex, K...

We read Edgedancer, the Lift novel and the one bit of Stormlight Molly hasn’t read. Considering how we were left divided on Lift how will we take a full book of her. We talk about: Romeo + Juliet, Addams Family, LotR Online, Tim Burton, That TV Glow, 1917, Zodia, Its Short!, Wyndle, Lift Is Problematic, The Law, The Big Library, Radiant Predictions, Whose Goddamn White Baby Is That, Crab Man, Mone...

We’re joined by Iris (for the rest of the season in fact) to wrap up Words of Radiance. How cool does the book end? Does Brandon get better at large scale battles? Who dies in the most fucked up way??? We talk about: Iris The Summoner, Pseudoregalia, Truckin’, Dark Souls 2, Trapped, SF. Anti Italian, Amaram Gets Punked, Luke Was Wrong, Cleaning Dirt, Syl Disobeys Her Dad, The Diagram, All The Prin...

Kaladin goes to jail, Dalinar deals with everyone around him and Shallan looks for answers. We talk about: DS2, The Watchers, Zenless Zone Zero, Hunter X Hunter, KALADIN IS SO DUMB, Wit’s Choose Your Own Adventure, Buy Our System Brandon, Adolin Goes To Jail , Shallan Goes Sneaking, A Bad Party, Cavern Trek, Mr Glass Cult, Why Dishonor, There’s Only One Cubby,  A Cool Tyrant, Shallan’s Life I...

Shallan starts getting in deep with various conspiracies, Adolin prepares for the biggest duel of his life and Kaladin… Well Kaladin is kind of the biggest idiot. We talk about: Manus, Trap, Devil’s Son In Law, Tonba, Luke Has His Head On A Swivel, This Shit Long, Sebarial Is Shiding And Farding, Veil, Freak For Freak, Storm Restaurant, Ghost Bloods, Shallan’s Home Life Sucks, The Patriots, Renari...

We’ve read part two and are talking about all the stuff going on. Kaladin is still sad (feels like I can copy paste that for every episode) despite stuff going pretty well. Shallan meanwhile is learning how to con while we learn about her. We talk about: New Intro, Leverless, Samurai, We Get Mad At The Redwall Wikipedia Article, FF14, White Woman, Conning The Con, We Get Distracted By An Olympics...