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No Country For Old Men is a slow, agonizing and anxiety inducing film. We hope this podcast about it isn’t the same! We talk about: Fantasy Life, Trap, H. Jon Benjamin, Fake Documentary Q, Kingdom Hearts 2 Is Over, Lvl 30 Life, Under Night In-Birth II [Sys:Celes], Cormac McCarthy Books, Our High Level Thoughts, Haircut, Trackers, Fucking Up, The Gas Station, Sip Of Milk, Tents and Shotguns, Woody’...

We start a new season and we’re watching a FILM. Fargo is the story of dumb criminals and nice cops and we just love it. Oh yah. We talk about: Chaos Theory, Expedition 33, The Rehearsal, Supergirl, Pee Wee, Fantasy Life, Coen Bros, True City, William H Macy Is A Worm, The Accent, What Did Jerry Do, Living In Purgatory, Traffic Stop, We Love Marge, Bad Deals, Character Actors, Mike Yanagita, We Tr...

It’s the end of the rails for us with Bacanno, a series that is both fun and way too confusing for its own good. The most important thing though is that Isaac and Miria are good. We talk about: Hand Bones, Splinter Cell, Jurassic Park 3, Netrunner Banned, Kingdom Hearts 2.5, Up, Blue Prince, Is Chane A Freak, Homunculus Problems, We Talk A Lot About Immortal Healing, Did The Train Matter, Child Gi...

Rachel, the train crawling reporter, intervenes and helps a few of our captured friends. Meanwhile, Slizard pays Maiza a visit and takes up arms against his friend. We talk about: KOTOR Sith, AuCo vs Oko, Blue Prince (19:56-30:00), Sexy Vampire, Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, Nick & Nice, Eye Bomb, Main Character Problems, Bad Vibe Kids, Flamethrower, We Freak Out About Stuff, Sexy Dolphin...

Szilard confronts Maiza and the duel on the train continues as we’re reaching the ending of Baccano. We talk about: Jurassic World Evolution 2, Clair Obscur, MGS5, Louis Theroux,  Clusterfuck, KH1 Has Destroyed Ashley, MMOLB, Baseball Names, Blue Prince,  Firo Is Not The Main Character, We Can’t Pronounce Szilard, Too Dumb, Is Crystal The Rail Tracer, Splot’d, Immortal Torture Strats,

Some weird Frenchies take center stage, Ladd fights ON a train, and Issac and Mirai accidentally do something. We talk about: Immortal In Prison, Total Warhammer 3, Floral Art, Netrunner IRL, KH 1 Is Bad, Saints Row, Cyberpunk, Blue Prince, Creepy Kid, Pocket Sand, Scissor Cutter, First Kiss, Shotgun Parry, Issac Gets Shot, Clair Obscur, FF16

We meet the feared Rail Tracer and he’s a funny lil murder man. We talk about: Achewood Baccano, Cocaine Talk, Prime 3, French Dispatch, $80 Mario Kart, Moab, Netrunner, Blue Prince, Who?, Star Trek TNG Movies, Death Stranding, Kingdom Hearts, My Long Ass Time At Sandrock, The Rail Tracer Is Robin, Gore Episode, Dallas’ Is Shitty, Train Journey, Doc Brown Inventions, Fast Food Murder, Joker Coded,

We focus on our two small beans who can do a little wrong as a treat. Even if that wrong is kind of racist. We talk about: Grand Budapest, Willem Defriend, Metroid Prime, Doom, Mantracks, Severance, Netrunner Decks, Atomfall, Death Stranding, Jesus’s Highway, BASEBALL, Luke Fixs Sports, We Love These Goofballs, Forgot A Gift, Luke And Ashley Defend Racist Jokes, Romance Of The Three Kingdoms, Crim...

Bacanno goes all the way back to the crossing of the Atlantic. Some familiar faces call a new friend, drinks some liquids and eat some dudes. We talk about: Luke Watched The Wrong Ep, Wes Anderson Movies, Somnium Files, My Time At Sandrock, Luke Gives Into Jinteki, Gail Kim, Magic Knight Rayearth, Jesus Shows You The Way To The Highway, Anime Girl Connoisseur, Obra Dinn Coded, Femboy Ship, Schloop...

We get to our intro line and we get to some murder! We talk about: Monster Hunter Food, Chelsea Pops In, Netrunner Characters, Game FAQs, Podcast Smurfs, Cabinet of Dr Caligari, Avowed, The Dennis Rodman Of Murder, Stack Of Papers Guy, Immortal Gorillas, Isaac And Miria’s Crime Spree, FBI Head, Throwing Up Outside The Train, Coheed And Cambria,

Jacuzzi Splot is a man who lil blorbo’d his way to the top. A man also fires a gun indoors which is a bad idea. We talk about: MONSTER HUNTER, IDW Transformers, Micky 17, Netrunner Sadness, First Contact, Childcatcher, Toni vs Mariah, Plasmids Are Spells, Gun Crush, Blorbo Crime Boss, Schlorped - Verb, Someone Got Shot, Train Crawler, Rail Tracer Real??????

We fully meet Ladd Russo as he punches one guy a lot. We talk about: Avowed, Battle Angel, Hundreds of Beavers, Hadestown, Monster Hunters, Star Trek Generations, Gamera, Molly: Rivals, New PC, Baseball Stadiums, Isaac & Miria Are Perfect, Combo Trapped, Hats, Animal House Gag, Weird Old Men, The Youth, Rail Tracer Real????, Secret Basement, Bad Lessons, Hats On Hats,

This train is going and this robbery has started. Also an old man makes some homebrew in a basement and some guys burn their hands. We talk about: Civ 7, Tekken Movies, Iron Claw, Bummer Corner, American McGee, That’s Dallas, Consensual Murder, Jacuzzi’s Name, Ripped Solomon Muto, OP Watch, Standoff, Destroyed Conductors, We Rob A Train, When Is It Okay To Gun Someone Down,

This episode has what many people consider a plot! Everyone is getting on this train that is 100% not cursed. Don’t worry about how we know that all these dudes are gonna get thrown off it. We talk about: Molly Spoils Murder on the Orient Express, Civ 7, Iris Did Pompeii, Pleasantville, Luke Plays Minecraft, Sleeper Citizen 2 Spiral, Dracula 1972, Zoo, Minecraft Boats,Dragonsweeper, Subs Vs Dubs,...

It’s a new series! After the award winning length of our book eps we’re going back to 22 minute episodes of television. And the first ep of Baccano! is more scattershot then Ashley remembered so we’ve got one of our classic “15 minutes on the show” eps. We talk about: Hi Fabby, There Will Be Blood, Sleeper Citizen 2, Luke’s Jury Duty, Severance, Card Games, Belly, Wallace & Gromit, Cobblemon,...

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and Part 1 of the Stormlight Archive. Day 10 supposedly wraps up everything from this book and the previous ones we read. Does it? And how do we feel about it? We talk about: Luke Is Smart Again, Moreframe, Golden Idol, Netrunner, Pursuit of Happyness, Jupiter Ascending, Severance, Bazaar, Cobblemon, Not An End, Dalinar Spirit Bomb, Luke’s Champion, Oaths A...

GOD IS HERE and God might be a big ol’ fucking idiot. Day 9 is just as big and eventful as every other part so we’re taking just as much time to pick through it. We talk about: Hot Dragon Wife, Warframe, RDR Online, No Case Should Remain Unsolved, Lovesack, Netrunner, Hobbit, Boy And The Heron, Raising Arizona, RIP David Lynch, Molly Rivals, Poke Minecraft, Investing, Tanavast Keeps Fucking Up, Wh...

Dalinar learns dark secret upon dark secret, Adolin gets hit hard, Szeth fights with his sister and Shallan learns how she met her mother. Okay not really on the last one but I wanted to make the joke. We talk about: Warframe, F1,Dark Souls 2, LUKE WATCHED TOTALLY SPIES, Sea of Thieves, Romeo + Juliet, Bazaar, Earthsea, Too Human, What Is The Listener Plot Really, Darkest Before The Dark, Eye Spik...

Days 5 and 6 bring us closer than ever to the end. Adolin realizes he’s might be fucked but makes friends. Dalinar and Navani are closer to learning deep dark truths. Shallan is fujoing out as we learn gay love might save the world. Kaladin once again reveals himself to be the dumbest motherfucker on Roshar. We talk about: Lorelai, Sea of Stars, No Country For Old Men, Lukes’ Night Time Nightmare,...

Days 3 and 4 keep all the plates spinning as we travel deep into history, deep into Shinovar and deep into battle. There’s also a ton of pre-Stormlight talk on this extra size episode. We talk about: Warrior Thoughts, Skald, Veilguard, Lorelai, Wick 2, Sonic 3, Golden Idol, Santa Movies, Hard Ticket To Hawaii, The Apartment, Outlaws, Caves of Qud, Fidget Spren, Mistborn, Boy Slut, Bodega Chull, Sh...

It’s a new book! And I mean that for everyone on the podcast. We talk about the just published Winds And Truth and go through the first two days of the end of the world. We talk about: New Curse Word, WoW Cataclysm, Bazaar, Eidolon 2, MGS3, Omastar, John Wick, Stealth Games, Molly’s New Character, This Book Is Big, We Needed To Kill Gavilar, The Part Five Of Books, This Stormlight Loud As Fuck, A...

We finish Rhythm of War and Luke was so fucking right you guys. All the stuff at the tower happens and we’re wondering why people think nothing happens in this book, although some are less high on the things that happen. We talk about: Being Current, WoW Classic, How They Gacha, MGS3, Movie Musicals, Hitman, The Bazaar, Fruit Metaphors, Jasna & Wit, Rayse, Physical Spren, Descriptive Text, Ven...

We wrap up the Shadesmar plots and while Adolin’s plot is pretty dang good the Shallan one falls flat. Meanwhile Kalading hears about dogs and Venli does nothing. We Talk About: Mouthwashing, Arcane, Make That Bread, Vitamin D, Die Hard, Molly Hates Baseball, Hi-Fi Rush, Shin Godzilla, Elshonai, The Trial, Formless Is Here And Gone, Ashley Gets Ws, Maya Steps Up, Wit’s Spren, Gem Music, Dabbid Stu...

It’s part three of Rhythm of War and we denied Adolin’s court adventures. We do get a lot of Navani and Kaladin trying their best to save the tower and doing really badly. We talk about: Tall RPG Ladies, Sushi, Meryl MGS, HoloCure. Rango, Stuff Happens, The Flashbacks Are Bad, Oaths Upon Oaths, More Rude To Lift, A Man Murdered Twice, GF Leshwi, Dabbid Is Important, 2nd Listener, Sad Moms, Power G...

We took some time off from reading but we’re back at it and a lot of stuff keeps happening in this book where nothing happens. One group makes their way through shadesmar while Kaladin starts making therapy and thinking things are going okay before things go very not okay. We talk about: Zi-O, Gaslight, The Rooms, Metaphor Endgame,  We Hate Colorado, Muppet Movie, Pokemon TCG, StageFright, Ex...