This Gun in My Hand

Who’s this mysterious Miss Smith who speaks with animals? Will she reveal technological innovations from ladybugs or hamsters or marmosets to augment the power of Regina’s criminal empire? Will this be on the quiz? Listen to find out! Interview With The Basketcase , episode 153 of This Gun in My Hand , was questioned and bugged by Rob Northrup. With special guest Melinda as the voice of Miss Smith...

Can Falk crack the murder case or will he need help from Inspector Tropesmith, Speed Detective, Emerald Ash Borer or The Ad Hawk? You want a fast resolution or a satisfying one? Listen to find out! Has This Gun in My Hand Ever Happened To You? , episode 152 of This Gun in My Hand , was stunned, hawked, sped up and salvaged by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with...

Who do you go to when you wanna fence livestock? How do we know the monster is allergic to the Moon? What’s a Lan Golly Yay Leap? Listen to find out! The Barn Job , episode 151 of This Gun in My Hand , was stolen and sheared by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog. Visit http://ThisGuninMyHand.blogspot.com for cre...

What extravaganza does Falk have planned for his 150th episode? Or is the big event out of his control? Why does it have to be about him all the time? Listen to find out! The Buck Fifty Special , episode 150 of This Gun in My Hand , was specialized by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog. Visit http://ThisGuninMyH...

How do you convey love at first sight on an audio-only medium? What does that sound like? What in tarnation has got into you? Listen to find out! Love at First Sound , episode 149 of This Gun in My Hand , was [finger pop from mouth][side of mouth razz][quick burst of siren whistle][GUN_FIRE] by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed c...

How will Falk take down a bank robber when aromatic, freshly minted heroes keep getting in the way? What’s their origin story? You own some carnival rides? Listen to find out! The Yeast of These My Brethren , episode 148 of This Gun in My Hand, was punched into shape by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog. Visit...

Will Falk survive a journey through the gentle but confounding borderlands of the Tealight Zone with a bloodthirsty villain on his trail? Will they put him in gaol? ¿Qué onda, güero? Listen to find out! The Downside of Uplifting , episode 147 of This Gun in My Hand , was lifted upside down by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed cap...

What if this beautiful day is just a dream? What if it’s a story contrived by someone with ulterior motives? What does a guy gotta do to get some shut-eye around here? Listen to find out! On the Gunny Side of the Street , episode 146 of This Gun in My Hand , was brought to light by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of di...

What could you do to frustrate or delay the jackbooted thugs in your community if you lived under an authoritarian regime? Where can you find more practical methods of sabotage? What’s the hair and salt for? Listen to find out! This Wrench in My Gears , episode 145 of This Gun in My Hand , was maliciously wrecked by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatica...

What if logicality warping? Source of warpage unknown. Gun hero prancing for answers. Will satisfying resolution evince? Only listeners find out! Humoresce Anecdotage , episode 144 of This Gun in My Hand , was Tuesday banister by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog. Visit http://ThisGuninMyHand.blogspot.com for c...

Will Falk and Reverend Gusmacher survive the rows of gunbots waiting to receive them in Santopolis? Will they repel the robot invasion? When did rectal digital examination become common practice? Listen in case you might find out! Dead End on Holiday Road , episode 143 of This Gun in My Hand , was up-armored and driven by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with auto...

The Revolution has come and it’s interrupting a team meeting. Who are these brave men and women fighting for freedom, wherever there’s trouble? Will Falk stand with them or against them? Would you believe I’m a cyborg? Listen to find out! When the Revolution Scrums , episode 142 of This Gun in My Hand , was produced by the means of Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube...

Why is a bank robber giving up so easily in the middle of a gunfight? Why did he bring a crowd of people to cheer him on? Who chose the snacks to sell at this spectacle? Listen to find out! Bringing a Gun to a Fistfight , episode 141 of This Gun in My Hand , was set-up and knocked down by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed caption...

Imagine a mild-mannered white guy who takes on a non-white identity to fight crime. Wouldn’t 1939 radio producers do an amazing job with that? Listen to find out! Passage to the Orient , episode 140 of This Gun in My Hand , was smuggled into your ears by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog. Visit http://ThisGunin...

Why did Falk follow Petra into this stupid walk-in refrigerator? Why are the shelves filled with human heads in bottles? Are you some kind of non-partisan, crime-adjacent figure? Listen to find out! Bottle Episode , This Gun in My Hand ’s 139th, was kept alive and shoved in a jar by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of d...

Another day, another public brawl on the streets of Parabellum City. Will Falk quell the unrest and clean up the streets? Are there laws requiring reporters to have alliterative names and film critics to use French terms? Listen to find out! Black Cats and Bad Habits , episode 138 of This Gun in My Hand , was Rob Northrup crossing your path. This episode and all others are available on Youtube wit...

How much is a set of gold dentures worth? How many people have to die before this lovable American scoundrel in Havana and his lovely, smokey-voiced ward decide “will they or won’t they?” Listen to find out! Gold Dentures , episode 137 of This Gun in My Hand , was crafted and gilded by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions o...

Has Petra finally given up her pursuit of Falk and found a new love? Is he man enough for her? Is he a man? Is stress a killer? Listen to find out! The Bitter Tears of Petra Wojciehowicz , episode 136 of This Gun in My Hand , were dispensed from the coin-operated intelligence Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog....

Can Falk vanquish one of the grimmest, darkest, most dangerous vigilantes to ever delight audiences in our grimmest, darkest world? How do you have more than one origin story? Listen to find out! Falk Meets Mat Ban , episode 135 of This Gun in My Hand , was grimly darkened by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog....

Why have the abandoned farm houses outside of town filled up and why are the squatters shooting at each other? Are they even human? What is a “mam-mama” or a “goomah?” What state is Parabellum City in? Listen to find out! This Banjo on My Knee , episode 134 of This Gun in My Hand , was farmed and worked by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-genera...

Summoned by a young woman, Falk returns to a mysterious estate in Shropshire that simultaneously exists in Parabellum Heights. Will Falk foil the royal kidnapping plot? How does the outcome of this adventure hinge on the undergarments of rodents? Listen to find out! On Her Majesty’s Secret Scamper , episode 133 of This Gun in My Hand , was governed by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are...

How will Falk solve problems like social disease, substance abuse or stranger danger? What happened to the villain at the end of the episode? Maybe if you listen, you’ll find out. Did you ever think of that? A Very Special Thirty Eight , episode 132 of This Gun in My Hand , was written, voiced and edited especially by the only member of its cast and crew, Rob Northrup. This episode and all others...