this controllers broken

i say starfield looks like shit and will be shit, the bethesda fanboys get upset. morgan plays a bunch of shit gamepass games. its inescapable, gaming is shit in a post elden ring world. www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

we talk through trek to yomi, eiyuden chronicle rising, sniper elite 5, evil dead, and tiny tinas wonderlands. deeper conversation leads to dr strange, the best marvel movie, and top gun maverick. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

finally moving on from elden ring, most of us have starting playing new games, but we end up talking about cracker barrel instead. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

elden ring has ruined the future of gaming https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

dale returns. dale hears about elden ring. dale talks about his job. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

nintendo satelliview, tiny tinas wonderlands, and more elden ring. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

man, its 90 minutes of elden ring https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork support kyle here https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

elden ring, horizon forbidden west, and gran turismo. can microsoft compete with sony on the exclusive front? what can you learn about someone from their eyes? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

you want a video game podcast where we barely talk about video games? here it is. new format. short and to the point. how long do you have to play a game before you can move on from it? do you owe it to the game to put in substantial time just in case it "gets gud" horizon forbidden west is out, and elden ring is coming soon. which should you play first? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpod...

why do you keep the ammo from your current magazine after you reload? how do the bullets magically go out of the magazine back into your reserves? we play rainbow six extraction, hitman 3, nobody saves the world, my friend pedro, and halo spartan strike. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

its award season. we run down our favorite and least favorite games of the year. there was going to be a list here of all the winners, but dale fucked it up and didn't save it, and no way am i listening to this whole thing just to type it out for you. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

the movie episode. do we even talk about games this week? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

more halo. more wrestling. nintendo sues game genie. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

halo https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

halo last week, halo this week, halo next week. tales of arise continues to hit high scores, the artful escape sucks, and morgan spends two grand on neogeo gear. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

we play halo multiplayer with unsurprisingly mixed reactions. shawn almost finishes tales of arise, morgan finally starts tales of arise, and dale goes deep on forza horizon 5. is it wasabi or horseradish and how can you know for sure? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

we discuss back4blood, guardians of the galaxy, tales of arise, and dark souls. why do people care about specific voice actors? will halo be good? dale hates trick or treaters. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

we get into metroid dread, farcry 6, tales of arise, and until dawn. final fantasy 14 hits 25 million players, and we discuss why mmos are the reason no one chases their dreams. also, squid game. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

we talk about games in this episode somewhere, but are derailed by a question from patreon about vaccines and abortion.  i finish demon's souls and start tales of arise, morgan plays random shit while waiting for metroid dread, and dale starts until dawn. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

atari steals from nintendo, i try and set up a vizio soundbar, morgan plays even more hades, and dale plays surgeon simulator. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

dale and i finally try the backbone with xcloud. i resume my demons souls play through, morgan finishes sekiro, dale plays 12 minutes. what's up with console pricing? how much is new tech worth to you? sorry this is a day late, i have many problems. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

no halo co-op campaign? morgan is king of the podcast, morgan hates hades, morgan is wrong. ratchet and clank, 12 minutes, sekiro, madden 22, and the phillips cd-i.

i finally finish masss effect and can move on with my life, and morgan almost finishes sekiro. we both play the ascent, i play and finish deaths door, and dale plays nothing.

we touch on ghosts n goblins resurrected, deaths door, enderlillies, mk11, sekiro, formula one, and some kinda super animal battle royale. we also answer what annoys us the most in people, and what game we could replay again for the first time.

no more even numbered episodes. i bought a backbone and didn't use it, morgan keeps playing halo, and dale blindly nails english voice acting zenitsu. the gardens between is not a 3/5 game.