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why is no one talking about this game? erase starfield from your hard drives and play blasphemous 2. lots of starfield talk, and we start the beginning stage of our business venture into the japanese market. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

starfield is two weeks away. a huge moment for microsoft and xbox fans. morgan plays weird japanese games, kyle plays great japanese games, dale plays more twisted metal. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

can something be shit if you like it, or does liking something, by definition, not make it shit. what if everyone thinks its great but you think its shit? is shit objective or subjective? is there a universal shit? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

dale is mad about our final fantasy 16 coverage, dale is mad about barbie, dale is mad about dudes who talk to him about bands. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

this game blows. two members of the team refused to download this, so mike from gamestop 6715 joins to play this trash game. some final fantasy 16 discussion. lots of dinosaur talk. support the dinosaur hunt on patreon https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

huge focus on final fantasy 16. we talk about how fun it is to push square square square square triangle R1. kyle gives persona 5 some love. diablo 4 struggles to keep our attention. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

lots of old gamestop stories. we talk diablo 4, street fighter 6, persona 5, and katamari reroll. support us on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

kyle finally finishes RDR2, jedi survivor kinda sucks, and we play through a ton of new game pass titles but can't remember anything about them. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

a wtf is microsoft doing conversation leads into wtf has any of the big three done, we talk jedi survivor, we don't play tears of the kingdom, kyle loses his crown, and we finish with a moment of silence. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

maaaan, i have no idea...what did they talk about? video games? jedi survivor? redfall? who the fuck knows, better listen to find out. dale, i heard the bit at the end about patrons being on the troubled helix podcast, I'm telling you, I'm telling everyone, the offer is out there. its open. all are welcome. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

we watched the mario movie, we played some games, we talked about it. sorry its a day late, I'm losing my mind. support us on patreon https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

sonic movie vs mario movie, atomic heart sucks even more, octopath traveler 2 is a masterpiece. support us on patreon https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

why is destiny 2 so confusing? would you rather live in china or russia? octopath traveler 2 is awesome. whats the difference between good and pretty good? support us on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

kyle talks about magnets and broken sticks. atomic heart is unplayable. dale becomes the son of the forest. morgan finishes dead space. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

kyle has a baby. kyle plays switch. kyle needs your support. https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt/posts https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

hogwarts, dead space, and how to shave https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

starting in 2023, once a month the podcast goes live on twitch with audience interaction. check out our top ten games of the last year. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

new format. short format. alternating format. but we still talk about the games, talk about the games. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

the last episode of the year. hoodie size conspiracies, god of war ragnarok praise, and 2023 being the year of elden ring dlc. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

lots of games touched on in this episode. god of war repeats greatness while callisto protocol disappoints. split decision on horizon forbidden west. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

early god of war ragnarok impressions. is it better than elden ring? fuck no it isn't, nothing is. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

we rank the nintendo home consoles, we tell you the best cereal, and we teach you how to use dark souls 3 as a punishment for children. send us your bones! https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

plague tale requiem is a terrible trash game and i can't understand why its getting all the praise im hearing. i played the ascent and loved it, morgan played king of fighters and horizon forbidden west. kyle played bloodborne, but not super mario galaxy. we all played and hated metal hellsinger. houses are expensive. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/f...

top ten tv shows, eventually we get to some game related stuff, kyle makes an announcement, and jeff has a new decision to make. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

star ocean fails to impress, pillars of eternity should not be played on console, metal hellsinger tries too hard, and morgan said he played returnal but doesnt talk about it. our first episode live on twitch with chat interaction! https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork https://www.patreon.com/freak_otr t