This Ain't a Scene, It's a Podcast

In the special damned episode of the podcast, Dawson's audio got destroyed by an eldritch being but we wanted to upload our conversation about this song anyway. Other topics include tour, both of us recording in the same studio, and Brendon Urie.

In the most traumatic episode of this podcast yet, Carson and Dawson brave what may be one of the worst songs in this beloved band's discography. Other topics include falling asleep in the studio, controversial fan rankings, and Brendon Urie.

In the most episode of this podcast yet, Carson and Dawson are joined by Marty of The Callous Daoboys to discuss one of the most tracks on Cork Tree, and find they disagree on it more than they realized. Other topics include graduating from college, artists with absurd levels of output, and Brendon Urie?

In the most astounding episode of this podcast yet, Carson and Dawson are joined by Tom Lovejoy, who will hopefully mediate what will surely become a bloody disagreement between our two loveable hosts. Other topics include the state of the scene when SR&R came out, Smosh's influence on our lives, and Brendon Urie.

In the terrifying ninth episode of your favorite podcast, Carson and Dawson are joined by Whitney Jordan, a staunch Save Rock & Roll defender, to discuss the hit song Just One Yesterday and see if it really is That Bad. Other topics include the new Better Lovers single, getting knocked out to a song by The Chariot, and Brendon Urie.

In the 8th episode of the podcast ever, Carson and Dawson are joined by Jack Kern of Bummer Hill to dissect the first Cork Tree song in our funny journey. Will they be accosted by lawyers? Other topics include how the musical landscape has changed, rapper stocks, and Brendon Urie.

In the terrifying seventh episode of the most controversial podcast to hit the airwaves, returning guest Maddie Caffrey joins Carson and Dawson as they unpack one of the greatest B-sides in the band's discography. Other topics include VeggieTales, the Honda Civic tours, and Brendon Urie.

In the frightening sixth episode of the greatest podcast to hit the airwaves, Carson and Dawson encounter their first PAX AM Days song, as well as an interesting phrase that may ruin their lives. Other topics include the nature of cover songs, Car Seat Headrest, and Brendon Urie.

In the fifth episode of the podcast that shocked the world, Carson and Dawson encounter their very first Mania track -- but they have Maddie Caffrey, guitarist of The Callous Daoboys, along for the ride. Will they survive? Other topics include the So Much (For) Stardust listening party, deja vu, and Brendon Urie.

In the shocking fourth episode of the most acclaimed Fall Out Boy podcast on Earth, Carson and Dawson talk about Bob Dylan. The song. Maybe one of the worst songs in FOB's discog? Other topics include Poker Face, Owl City, and Brendon Urie.

The world's best Fall Out Boy podcast continues as our two dashing leads finally get to talk about folie a deux at length. Other topics include touring, the nature of breakout records, and Brendon Urie.

In the award-winning second episode, Carson and Dawson discuss one of Fall Out Boy's classic tracks and learn a thing or two about the band as well as themselves. Other topics include Anthony Fantano, Carly Rae Jepsen, and Brendon Urie.

In a frightening twist of fate, the very first song the dreaded wheel chose happened to be the first single from Fall Out Boy's newly-announced album. Carson and Dawson discuss how they feel about their comeback, the scene surrounding the band before and after their comeback, and Brendon Urie.