Things People Do

To get your official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock In this episode, Joe and Tom speak to a tube driver called Sarah and ask all of the questions you’d expect them to ask. And they get her to do the voice as well. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subsc...

For new Joe Marler Show official socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock In this episode, Joe and Tom speak to an architect called Laurence about the best and worst buildings in the world. He talks about his relationship with builders, basement swimming pools, concrete mistakes and asks Joe to draw a horse.  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the...

With play-off positions secured, Joe and Dan Cole are back together for a show that could one day be called Cauliflower Club. It features Joe’s mother-in-law, a preview of the European finals and some chat about Craig David.  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this lin...

Joe and Tom meet former ecstasy trafficker Shaun Attwood to talk about his extraordinary life story. Shaun is banned from America for life, and was facing 200 years in prison for his crimes. He tells us how he created his drugs empire, about his rivalry with Sammy “the Bull” Gravano, his dealings with the Mexican Mafia and why most of his “co-defendants” are now dead.  To watch Shaun’s Youtube cha...

The podding props are back! Dan Cole joins Joe for the third episode of his rugby show, but why doesn’t Joe Launchbury like wearing a vest? And has Dan really “completed” Magaluf? Joe exposes Dan’s DMs and did Nick Easter’s dog really poo on the changing room floor?  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can su...

Joe and Tom speak to restaurant critic Jay Rayner to find out how you review your next lunch experience. Is the menu over-written? Do the staff make eye contact? And are they willing to serve ten Weetabix in one bowl? To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https...

Joe and Tom speak to a bouncer called Paddy about life on the doors and “the funniest time anyone ever tried to stab me” - which is one of the greatest lines in the history of this podcast. How does he spot trouble? What are the rules with trainers? And can Coventry really be that bad? To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On...

Guess who’s back? After an overwhelmingly positive response, Dan Cole is back for the second episode of his rugby show, but how much "action" did he get in his first car? And what happened to Mike Brown's nose? There’s a new idea from Rassie Erasmus, a tribute to Tom Youngs and if you’re a fan of people reading out fixtures then we have a real treat for you.  To get ad-free and longer episodes on...

Is this episode really about video games? Or is it just us having a chat with listener Peter and absolutely loving him? It includes zombies, ninjas, a synthesiser and the golden wombat of destiny. So there's something for everyone.  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking t...

To buy tickets for our first ever live show - go to this link: https://gigst.rs/TJMS (tickets go on sale Friday at 10am). Be part of history. It’ll be the greatest night of our lives. Are we selling it enough? Meanwhile, in this episode, Joe and Dan Cole are back together for a potentially whole new show. If you like it, then we can do more. Consider this a pilot for The Joe and Dan Rugby Show. To...

Live show tickets go on sale this Friday at 10am. To buy tickets for The Greatest Night of our Lives - go to this link and see the first ever LIVE Joe Marler Show: https://gigst.rs/TJMS In this episode, Joe and Tom meet a submariner called John. He regularly spends three months in a very small space under the sea, living without sunlight and sleeping in bunk beds, but is it anything like Vigil? Wh...

Joe and Tom meet a car salesman and most of their questions seem to come from watching Danny DeVito in Roald Dahl’s Matilda. There’s also a story about Lloyd getting offered sexual favours for a discount, and more than one dig at the Vauxhall Mokka. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a w...

Joe and Tom meet fashion expert Bay Garnett who has met Kate Moss and been to all of the fashion weeks, but what does she think of Joe’s biceps? Plus there’s some chat about Tom’s expensive coat and Joe learns how to spell Kuala Lumpur. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicki...

Joe and Tom meet Fred the Funeral Director for a conversation about death, doves and Tina Turner. And Tom is taking notes because somehow he’s now in charge of organising Joe’s funeral. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To be...

Joe and Tom meet opera singer Rob Murray to chat Pavarotti, how you sing from your balls and why the Sydney Opera House isn't all that. Plus there's some world class singing (from Rob) and a story about Frank Bruno. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https:/...

Mother of God. Joe and Tom meet a former detective for the inside story on manhunts, stakeouts, bent coppers, black rats and ‘fat bloke’. Neil Lancaster is our guest for one of our favourite ever episodes. To buy Neil’s latest book, go to https://www.amazon.co.uk/Blood-Tide-gripping-procedural-Thrillers-ebook/dp/B097XNMCRK To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button...

What are you allowed to steal from hotels? And what is the toughest stain to get out of bed sheets? Those are two of your questions for hotel manager Darren. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go...

What’s it like to be a refugee in Britain? Joe and Tom speak to Gulwali Passarlay who left Afghanistan when he was just 12 years old. His story is remarkable and unfortunately it does illustrate everything that’s right and wrong with the world. Please leave a nice review of this episode in your podcast app and we’ll make sure he sees them. Gulwali’s book is called The Lightless Sky: An Afghan Refu...

What's your favourite sausage? What's really in them? And what did Rebecca Loos do to that pig? Joe and Tom speak to Olly Kohn from The Jolly Hog to find out. And yes, Olly used to play rugby with Joe. And no, we haven't run out of guests. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by cli...

Joe and Tom speak to an estate agent. His name is James and his worst viewing involves someone falling into a pond. He also once found a used condom on a pensioner’s sofa, and we find out that Joe sold a house with a real well, only to buy a new house with a fake well.  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can...

Joe and Tom talk to a man who’s written some of the biggest pop songs of all time. He’s worked with the Spice Girls, Kylie Minogue, Lady Gaga, and had six Christmas number ones, but he’s also one of the loveliest people we’ve ever met. His name is Biff Stannard, he’s a songwriter, and he's here to tell us what makes a hit. Oh and we have a favour to ask. If you have the Apple podcast app, or Spoti...

Joe and Tom talk to Colin Freeman who was once taken hostage by Somali pirates. He’s a former chief foreign correspondent at The Telegraph, who was held captive for five weeks by pirates who wanted three million dollars for his release. He’s also written two books that are very much worth reading.  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple....

Is it easier to operate on a mouse or a horse? And what’s the least erotic image you can show to a dog? Our guest this week is a vet called Gareth Steel and those are two of the many questions we put to him. Gareth's new book is called 'Never Work With Animals' and it's really good. Search for it now if you want a copy. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or...

What's the fastest rollercoaster in the world? And how many naked people have ever ridden one at the same time? Joe and Tom speak to theme park designers Michelle and Andy who create thrills for a living. What's the difference between a theme park and an amusement park? Who is the Elvis of rollercoasters? How much does Joe love the Gruffalo ride? And would you eat at MEAT or VEG? Find out in this...

Joe and Tom get chaffage tips from one of the greatest cyclists in the world. Geraint Thomas is a Tour de France winner, an Olympic gold medalist, and creator of the biggest cycling club in the world, but how does he go to the toilet while riding through France at high speed? And why does he eat so much rice? To listen to Geraint’s podcast, search for The Geraint Thomas Cycling Club.  To get ad-fr...