Things People Do

Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ In this episode - Jamie Nicholls, an Olympic snowboarder pops in to talk about snurf, getting his boards waxed and why people used to think snowboarders were trash. There’s also a story about Joe blaming a fox for the time he shat himself, and an inspirational tale about how Haribo can help everyone ac...

Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ In this episode - Blu Hydrangea (Josh Cargill) tells us everything we’ve ever wanted to know about drag queens. There are tucking stories from Joe (who might be drunk) and a new queen called Gia Graphixxx is born.  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: ht...

Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ Our guest this week is Will, who knows pretty much everything there is to know about coffee, and who sometimes samples up to 500 different types in one day. He teaches us that coffee actually comes from cherries, what the difference between a flat white and a latte is, and that the most expensive coffe...

Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ In this episode - Tom Read Wilson is here to tell us everything we’ve ever wanted to know about words. He’s one of our favourite people now as we cover portmanteaus, swear words, palindromes, emojis, accents and a Scrabble record in Northern Ireland. To get access to The Joe and Dan Rugby Show and ad-f...

Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/  Our guest this week is Ben, who came on the show to talk about his job as an an Osteopath.  Instead, the conversation mostly consisted of a story about a headless chicken called Mike, giant snails that slime on your face and other alternative treatments that are not in the remit of an Osteopath… Welco...

Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ In this episode, Joe tells us that he doesn’t like dancing, and then spends most of the time breaking out into a spontaneous dance. He has a long way to go before calling himself a professional, unlike our guest, Mark, who is currently performing in the West End production of Magic Mike Live. Joe and T...

Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ In this episode - actual professional golfer Andrew Beef Johnston is in the studio to talk about Tiger Woods, whether you should be able to play in a vest and golf courses where you can park your yacht.  Beef has his own podcast. It’s called Beef’s Golf Club and you can listen to it here: https://podfo...

Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ In this episode - Ultra Tom Evans, a former British Army Captain, tells us everything there is to know about running a very long way. He also has testicles like a dog's paw. He made his mark on the ultra-running world in 2017, when he came third in the 251km desert ultra Marathon des Sables (MdS). Desp...

We are gathered here today to listen to the podcast union of Joe Marler and Tom Fordyce. Also, their guest Hayley, who is a wedding planner! If anyone present knows of any lawful reason you cannot tell stories about bad best man speeches, animals carrying the rings or underwater themed weddings, speak now or forever hold your peace. To follow Hayley on social media, search for @amae.events and for...

In this episode, Joe and Tom meet Dr Becky Smethurst, an astrophysicist who specialises in black holes and blowing peoples minds with amazing facts about the universe. What is a supermassive black hole? How vast is the universe? And can we see into the past? Listen to find out... To buy Dr Becky’s book ‘A Brief History of Black Holes’ click here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Brief-History-Black-Holes-...

Is money actually worth anything? The answer to that question is not as simple as you might think. Luckily, our guest this week is Alice Tapper, who is a money expert, and she can help answer it. She offers fantastic financial advice and insights, at a time when our country is in a cost of living crisis. Sensible cost cutting exercises include cancelling your microwave insurance, and not buying 9...

What is Reality TV? Tom had pretty much no idea, until he met our guest this week. Sam Thompson starred in Made In Chelsea for years, and essentially grew up on TV! In this episode, he gives us a peak behind the curtain about how the world of Reality TV actually works. To follow Sam Thompson on Instagram and Tik Tok, search @samthompsonuk To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://ww...

How do you defuse a bomb? Chris Hunter has been doing it for 25 years, and we’ve wanted to get him on the show for ages, because he’s worked all over the world, seen it all, and saved thousands of lives. Hero. To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-mar...

How do museums work? What’s the point of them? How would Joe break into one? And do they even have insurance? Sarah, a listener, who is also a museum director, has come to see Joe and Tom to explain all. There’s also a lot of chat about Mr Bean’s first film.  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ To get official show socks, click...

Stephen Gillen was a career criminal before turning his life around. He spent more than a decade in prison, some of it with Charles Bronson, and now he’s sat with Joe and Tom in their studio.  For more content from Stephen, and to learn more about/buy signed copies of his books, visit stephengillen.com   To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-s...

Want a story about Joe, a Danish couple and some stray dogs in Thailand? Well, this is the episode for you. It also includes Emma, a lifeguard, explaining why swimming caps are important, how ‘poonamis’ are dealt with, and how close to reality Baywatch really is. To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on...

Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate? It's Will. A listener, who spent five years as a cheerleader, and is contemplating a comeback. Is cheerleading exactly what we think it is? Probably not. To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/...

Meet groundskeeper Terry - a listener who knows when to pour water onto grass that’s too dry. He also knows about seeds, how to make golf greens faster, and he has a story about someone taking a dump in one of his holes. To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or cl...

How do eyes work? Joe and Tom speak to listener Mark who is also an optician and ask some of the best and worst questions they’ve ever asked. All because glasses are cool now. To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you...

Will robots take over the world? What’s the point in humans? Do insects have ears? And is a toaster just a toaster? Joe and Tom speak to Lydia, a research data scientist at the Alan Turing Institute, and she is way more intelligent than them.  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow...

Are all personal trainers narcissists? Why is Mark Wahlberg getting up in the middle of the night? Joe and Tom speak to James Smith to ask about all this and more.  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscri...

You know when the Queen goes to the toilet? Where does it go? That’s one of the questions Joe and Tom ask listener Warren who knows everything there is to know about drains. They also cover fatbergs, baby wipes and The Great Stink. To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' b...

Joe and Tom meet a real presenter who knows what she’s doing. Laura Woods has been named Sports Presenter of the Year twice, she works at Sky Sports on the football and the darts, and presents TalkSPORT Breakfast. But can she teach Joe how to read out loud while someone talks in his ear? To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-fre...

Cauliflower Club is back! As Leicester Tigers prepare for the Premiership final Joe speaks to Daniel Richard Cole for one final pep talk. And the other DC calls in (very briefly) from the England camp, but Joe has an evil theory as to why he’s there. Plus some chat about patios. To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and lon...

In this episode, Joe and Tom speak to a magician called Joel who attempts to work out Tom’s pin number. They chat mentalism, manipulation and the number of magic shops in Ireland - which is surprisingly few.  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https:/...