Lukas Battle

Things Keep Happening (To Me)

Comedy EN ↓ 5 episodes

Things Keep Happening is a micro podcast where Lukas Battle (that’s me, I’m writing this) processes the things - both personal and external - that keep happening. Part video essay, part internal monologue, each bite-sized episode delivers a sharp, funny take on the most recent and relevant events. As you listen, you’ll start to track the chaos: recurring bits, niche updates, and personal callbacks that make you feel like you’re in on the joke. New episodes drop three times a week (Monday, Wednesday, and Friday) short enough to binge, weird enough to remember.

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Lukas Battle

Episodes

Nicole Kidman Post Divorce Bangs 17.10.2025 23:05

In this episode Lukas talks about WWI, Miami, K - Pop, Trump's recent thoughts about death and Nicole Kidman's bangs

How I lost my Seoul 09.10.2025 20:12

In this episode Lukas apologies, makes amends, and discusses the arrival of fall, Taylor Swift, Dolly Parton and Bread Bowls.

Channeling Jane Goodall at the bar 11.08.2025 17:15

Today Lukas talks about the new movie Weapons, Regal Theaters, The MOMA toilet rave, straight bars, and Denmark's newest idea!

Zaha Hadid Tortilla Chip 08.08.2025 17:38

This episode Lukas chats about the birds taking over my window sill, coffee pod run, tortilla chip, and Sydney Sweeney temptress allegations.

Things Keep Happening Pilot 06.08.2025 19:20

In the first ever episode of the micro podcast 'Things Keep Happening' Lukas, talks about the closing of a rite aid near him, Matt Rife buying the Annabelle Doll, and the escalator girl. The first of many, this micro pod is shorter, more frequent and all consuming of Lukas' life.