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This week, Cassidy declares summer “officially boring” —no iconic songs, no blockbuster movies, and definitely no vibes… except for the Sydney Sweeney controversy keeping things interesting. We spiral into where the heck we’re supposed to shop now that department stores are disappearing and racks are emptier than a mall in 2024. JC Penney’s teaming up with Ashley Graham, but will it be the glow-up...

Fast fashion is wreaking havoc—and not just on your closet seams. This week on Thicc & Tired , we're breaking down how it’s hurting the plus-size space hard , what the Wall Street Journal had to say about the fall of gentle parenting (yes, FAFO is now a parenting method ), and some fun chaos from our own week. Plus: Why fast fashion fails fat bodies Is gentle parenting… over?? And Curinne may...

This week on Thicc & Tired , we kick things off with some spicy bridal drama —a fellow bridal shop made a light-hearted, sarcastic little reel about brides shopping without a wedding date… and let’s just say, the internet did NOT take it well. But honestly? We’re on the boutique’s side. It was cute. It was cutesy. But seriously, have. a. wedding. date. Then we spiral (as always) into pure chao...

This week on Thicc & Tired , it’s 111° degrees out and we’re basically puddles —but the podcast must go on. Cassidy kicks it off with wedding chaos: a vendor friend survives his first-ever Latin hour set AND witnesses actual dancing robots at a reception. Mid-story, a balloon randomly explodes, Cassidy gets so scared she almost pees, and honestly... same. We dive into why 1 in 5 couples cancel...

This week on Thicc & Tired , we’re podcasting from the depths of a full-blown heatwave,  the real feel was 105°, the kids were splashing in the pool, and Cassidy and I were out there sweating and spiraling . ☀️ We start with some real wedding-world tea: I assisted one of our stunning brides get ready on her wedding day, Cassidy coordinated like the pro she is, and I had a full breakdown at an...

Welcome back to the Thicc & Tired Summer Series — where the humidity is high, my hair has given up, and apparently, I had the mics backwards the entire time. So if it sounds like we're yelling from across the pool... you now know why ️ This week, we’re talking vacation icks, water park stories, and hotel red flags. Cassidy asked: What’s one vacation you’d never do again? Let’s just say it open...

This week on Thicc & Tired , we’re splashing into our Summer Series with unfiltered vibes and some strong opinions, starting with Cassidy’s violent hatred of mayonnaise. Yes, really. From there, it only gets weirder. We dive into the baby podcast trend (Curinne made AI baby versions of both of us and they’re terrifyingly cute), plus a trip down memory lane with our childhood comfort quirks. Ca...

Welcome to the Thicc & Tired Summer Series,  now coming to you poolside from Curinne’s backyard, where the vibes are hot and the opinions are hotter. ☀️ This week, we’re talking about the comeback of the decade : Hailey Page is back, and we’re hoping to see her new line in the shop by August! Cue the champagne and the bridal squeals. But don’t worry, the chaos doesn’t stop there. We also deep-...

This week on Thicc & Tired , Cassidy is in a mood and she’s coming for… our palm trees. Apparently, storing them is “bougie,” but she also can’t stop ranting about Facebook mom groups, so here we are. ️ We dive into: Brides asking other brides things they should 100% be asking their vendors Moms posting “Should I go to the ER?” when the kid is clearly on fire “Are We Dating the Same Guy?” and...

This week on Thicc & Tired … things got real. Like nipples-pierced, spirits-visited, and crying-on-air kind of real. We kicked things off with body mods — Curinne’s 30th birthday nipple piercing, Cassidy’s tattooed but earring free mystery (you’ll wanna hear her explanation). Then Cassidy gets pulled over but plays the “emotional woman card” and gets let off ...shoutout to that cop. We spiral...

This week on Thicc & Tired … things went off the rails fast. Curinne dug up some viral TikTok gold , and let’s just say—front to back, back to front, and split wiping are now burned into Cassidy’s brain forever. We also discuss: Gianna’s odd talent for making funeral photo boards Curinne’s emotional detachment flex (iconic, honestly) Cassidy’s never-ending list of weird brags Oh—and Curinne’s...

  WEDDING REGISTRIES… have officially lost their minds. From $800 espresso machines to designer furniture, we’re breaking down why gift expectations have gotten completely out of control — and why it’s okay to say "girl, be serious." In this episode of Thicc & Tired , we also kick off our brand new Dream Dress Project ! Stefanie, our first nominated bride, shares her story of perseverance, fin...

This week on Thicc & Tired , we’re asking the real questions — like why men get hotter with age and women just get criticism. We dive into the unfair beauty double standard, dating app drama (yes, women are getting banned for not answering enough dudes — what year is it?!), and what we actually do to relax... if you can even call it that. Then it’s wedding time: bridesmaids, chill out — it’s n...

This week on Thicc & Tired , we’re spiraling through glitter, guilt trips, and galactic nonsense. We talk about “yes days” for kids (cute or chaos?), why parents are treating holidays like full-blown Broadway productions (do we really need a visit from the Leprechaun and Cupid?), and how TikTok trends are hijacking weddings— surprise! You’re gown shopping! We also dive into the TV chaos , the...

This week on Thicc & Tired, we’re peeling back the layers—of controversy, of industry chaos, and of our pajamas ️ We unpack the drama surrounding Remi Bader’s weight loss and the relentless scrutiny plus-size women face no matter what they do Then things get painfully personal as Curinne’s husband karate-chops his way into a broken knuckle proving midlife crises are alive and well. But the rea...

First up, we’re calling out the word “flattering” and why it’s not the compliment people think it is — especially in the plus-size community. Brides, your dress should make you feel like a million bucks, not just check boxes for what other people think you should wear. The Curvy Godmothers then get into why it’s so important to pick up your gown when it arrives. After the recent Long Island fires,...

Cassidy is fresh off a wisdom tooth extraction and struggling to speak—but that didn’t stop us from diving into another episode of Thicc & Tired ️ We’re getting real about the bridal industry and asking the hard questions: ‍♀️ Why are plus-size brides still being singled out with separate gown designs instead of having one inclusive collection for all ? Why do so many wedding vendors still ref...

This week on Thicc & Tired , we’re serving sass and snatching wigs—literally. Your Favorite Curvy Godmothers gag over finding HAIR in her food (EW), drag the entitlement Olympics, and Curinne goes OFF on review abusers tryna finesse discounts. We also spill the tea on the Vogue flop of casting Gigi Hadid as Tracy Turnblad (um, where the plus-size rep at?!), call out designers who say they're s...

EPISODE 8: Oh, The Curvy Godmothers are in a tizzy today. They discuss the hot topic of today’s brides demanding the high end gowns on a low-end experience & budget. It ain't possible babe, but we will tell you why and how we can make it work. Curinne gives you an inside look at how bridal boutique owners navigate designer contracts & buying dresses.  From baby blues to grey skies on birth...

Time for your Thicc & Tired fix this Tuesday!  Why so many rules at your bridal appointment? We’ll tell you all the stories that put those rules in place. Not supposed to talk about THIS story? The Curvy Godmothers are about to tell you every detail (maybe we shouldn’t)... Too skinny? Eat a burger. Too thick? Hit the gym. Show some skin? You're seeking attention. Cover up? You’re a prude. No m...

Happy Tuesday it’s time to bury sausage!  Wait,  what? That is just one of many things people do for good wedding fortune. We review other superstitions and traditions and give our NY take on it.  If you’re tired of hearing about picture-perfect weddings, boy do we have stories. We’re diving into the mess of wedding planning, day of mis-haps, and audacious guests. Then we take a trip down Cassidy’...

The Curvy Godmothers are giving wedding dresses away. You want to listen to this episode so you can find out how to give someone the gift of their dream dress. Details are to come!  Now that we got that out there, don't miss out on the rest because we’re chatting about hot wedding topics like inviting your ex to your wedding and guests showing up empty handed. On top of everything you have to pay...

It’s Tuesday BABY!    Oh the woes of wedding dress shopping -  with brides on all sides of the timeline, just listen to find out which ones we are most shocked to hear have found their gowns. Now, that doesn’t include the ones who went on TV to say yes to their dress and left empty handed.   As our Curvy Godmothers chat they discuss Curinne’s upcoming birthday brides stuffed in suitcases and skipp...

Lower your headphones a notch because it’s time for Thicc & Tired with The Curvy Godmothers! Hear from your favorite boisterous bridal industry experts who keep it real every time they turn the mic on. Did you choose the right ceremony song? We may have made fun of yours if you didn't (no shade but all tea) Plus, how bridal boutiques protect brides & their dress choices all while making su...

It’s officially next Tuesday! Your Curvy Godmothers are here, serving up confidence, sass, and some seriously unfiltered real talk!     From small business bad reviews, red carpet fashion, taping titties and everything in between—we’re spilling the tea, hyping you up, and keeping it real on THICC & TIRED .  Ready for your weekly reprieve? Hit play and let’s get into it!     Make sure to send u...