They Mostly Pod Out at Night.... Mostly

It’s that time of year again and Santa may not be in any of these films, but they are still ho-ho-horrible. So break out your tactical Xmas gear, be nice to the mutated fetuses, and ask your spirit box for something nice. Remember… We watch bad movies so you don’t have to. Thank you to our Sponsor: ELP Comics. Find there merch here! https://elpmerch.com/

We all understand the philosophical dilemma of being trapped in a room, a prisoner of our own making. But what if the forces keeping you trapped in that room are very real? Join us as we explore films that keep its protagonists trapped in a room. Remember… We watch bad movies so you don’t have to. Thank you to our Sponsor: ELP Comics. Find there merch here! https://elpmerch.com/

Knowing who we are, or who we project ourselves as, is an important part of our human identity. What happens when that identity is lost? What happens when there are parts of our identity hidden even from ourselves? What happens if you lose a part of yourself, but then try to find it again? These questions and more will be examined in these 3 films. Thank you to our Sponsor: ELP Comics. Find there...

In a world where Graveyard tortures Salem for a month, what happens when he strikes back? Will he cause my car to flip over? Will he come back to save the future, or will he turn on the disco lights and drunkenly dance? It is time for week two of the Month of Salem 2024. Thank you to our Sponsor: ELP Comics. Find there merch here! https://elpmerch.com/

With October and all of those terrible movies behind us, It is now my turn to torture Graveyard with movies he doesn’t like. This week we are talking mind games. That’s right, prepare for artistic cinematography, plots that you need to noodle out, and performances that can be labeled as acting. Join us for some movies that will try to resuscitate that part of the brain that may have been permanent...

This week we are checking into a few motel themed films. We go way back to when Christopher Lee was (almost) young in Horror Hotel. We will sample Farmer Vincent’s smoked meats in Motel Hell, and watch poor Tobin Bell phone in a performance at the worst of all motels… the Clown Motel. Should you hang the do not disturb sign? Or is housekeeping ready to clean out this mess? And Remember, we watch b...

Welcome to our first bonus episode. Terrifier has become such a cultural icon, for better or worse. This is Graveyard joined with our guest Anthony Francis. Let’s hope he brought his brown pants and barf bag. And Remember, we watch bad movies so you don't have to.

Cursed VHS tapes, 80’s style gore, a mute antagonist. Well, we are finally here. We are wearing our brown pants, holding onto our barf bags, and readying our sphincters as we prepare to be terrified. So let’s go to the clown café with All Hallow’s Eve and The Terrifier trilogy. And Remember, we watch bad movies so you don't have to.

This week we take a walk down to the circus and watch some clown hijinks. Sometimes they come from space, sometimes from a cursed leather bodysuit, and sometimes the worst clown is the one that makes himself. Join us as we journey into the heart of darkness with these clown based movies. And Remember, we watch bad movies so you don't have to.

Missing heads, absurd roller coasters and straight to DVD sequels. We are in the midst of our October Spookatcular. We went from possessed houses, to murder, ghosts and only one actual house on a hill. Tonight we see if we can survive this Funky Old House and avoid the still intact pit of acid.

After the first 2 entries in the House franchise, is there any blood yet to be squeezed from this stone? The third one attempted to hide its affiliation with the franchise, while the fourth retconned and shoehorned the original actor back in. Join us as we watch the second half of the franchise and see if there should have been an addition added to this House. And Remember, we watch bad movies so...

Tonight’s episode might be classified as the epitome of us watching bad movies. What happens when an icon produced movie turns into a schlock feast with caterpillar dogs, dinosaurs, and an old prospector? Join us as we open the closet at midnight, have a few cheers with familiar faces and save the virgin with the first half of the House franchise and determine if we truly ding dong ditched to deat...

This week we take a walk through the maze of hallways in the Abaddon hotel. Sometimes a haunted house, sometimes a Paranormal Investigation, and sometimes …a community theater? But there are always spooky ghosts and clowns that like to watch. And Remember, we watch bad movies so you don't have to.

The backwoods, extreme haunts, douchebags. What makes us scared? How extreme is too extreme? And fuck McKamey Manor. And Remember, we watch bad movies so you don't have to.

Last week the horrors took place during World War 2, this week, the evil originates in that war, but somehow seeps into our present and corrupts everything it touches. Nazis that have lived to a ripe old age, Nazi ghosts, and Nazi zombies will all be covered in our return to WW2. And Remember, we watch bad movies so you don't have to.

World War 2 - the last great war, and the content that just keeps giving. This week we are exploring some films that take place during that war, with some varied points of view. And of course some supernatural creatures mixed in for flavor. So grab your M1, your compound B, and your lucky strikes and join us for some stories 80 years in the making. And Remember, we watch bad movies so you don't ha...

This week, we are trying the extra crispy. These three films may not all be better than the original, but they were able to remix the original elements into something just as fun. And Remember, we watch bad movies so you don't have to.

What happens when a passion project is nothing more than a colorized version of the same movie? Or when a studio throws an original classic to the wolves for a quick cash grab? Tonight we dive into 3 examples of movies that were not needed, nor asked for, but critically panned by all. And Remember, we watch bad movies so you don't have to.

Is that a gator or a croc all the way from africa? How much would you pay to see the 6 most beautiful women in the world? And of course, vampires in space. What happened between the first 2 Texas Chainsaw films? Join us as we venture into what Tobe Hooper did between those family chainsaw BBQs. And Remember, we watch bad movies so you don't have to.

We have come to the end of the BBQ. There seems to be nothing left but bones, fat, and gristle. But wait! What’s that? A full rib buried under some potato salad? That’s right, we still have a couple of good bites left of this Texas BBQ. (And maybe some that should have stayed in the trash can) This week we conclude our viewing of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise. And Remember, we watch bad mo...

The podcast you are about to listen to is the account of the tragedy which befell two middle aged men, they could not have expected, nor would they have wished to watch as many bad movies as they have. For them, an idyllic summer afternoon became a nightmare. For 3 weeks, they subjected themselves to diving into the gore and carnage in Texas. Over 350 movies have been reviewed for their show. Yet...

The dog days of summer are here. Those cicadas are buzzing, the skin is burning, and the song of the chainsaw is on the wind. That’s right, we are jumping into the dog days of summer with everyone’s favorite summer fun franchise - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. We will be taking the next three weeks to bring you all 9 films that are now in the franchise. And Remember, we watch bad movies so you don'...

Balls, here we go again. The tall man is back and so are we with the “final” two movies in the Phantasm series. Will we be ravaged into Oblivion or can we finally get some rest without worrying about flying orbs?

This week is part 1 of our viewing of the Phantasm franchise. There are tall men, there are dwarves in brown robes, and there are plenty of flying chrome spheres with blender attachments. Join us as we throw continuity out the window and cast judgment upon the marble walls of the mausoleum.

Finally, some peace and quiet, but not in a good way. In a world with monsters attracted to and apparently violent towards sounds of any kind, how would you survive? If you chose to try and keep your children quiet in the same world you always lived in, you will probably enjoy the premise set-up in A Quiet Place, and its sequels. For the rest of us, maybe some soundproofing?