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We continue our March Madness deep dive into the New French Extremity Movement with some films that were inspired by the early works in the genre and continue the attitude into the modern age. We have 2 from the same director - Raw and Titane, and the debut film of The Substance director, Coralie Fargeat, with Revenge.

We are in our second week of the New French Extremity movement. So take a flight, light up that cigarette, and join us in the hot spring as we look at more early movies with Trouble Every Day, Sheitan and Them (not the giant ants movie).

This is the first episode of what will be our March Madness deep dive into the New French Extremity movement. The entire Month of March will be subtitled and of course soaked in always fashionable bright red blood. This week we are watching 3 films from the early years of the movement - In My Skin, Calvaire, and Frontier(s). Remember… We watch bad movies so you don’t have to.

Grab your bottled water, don’t answer the door, and make sure your skin is seasoning properly. Whether in the backwoods, deep in the Peruvian Jungle or stuck in Suburbia, terror can be anywhere. Join us with our Director Spotlight featuring Eli Roth with Cabin Fever, Green Inferno and Knock Knock. Remember… We watch bad movies so you don’t have to.

Sometimes the view of the outside world is all you have. Trapped in a prison of your own making, watching the world around you, but unable to participate. This week we take a look at some films that explore the paranoia that exists in people in isolation. Sometimes what you think is happening, actually is. Remember… We watch bad movies so you don’t have to.

To celebrate the month of February we are having a 2 episode Valentine's Day spectacular. For the second episode we take 2 two valentine’s themed episodes from Into the Dark, and pair it with the disaster known as Cupid. So prepare to sidestep some flightless arrows. Remember… We watch bad movies so you don’t have to.

This is episode 134 of our weekly all things horror podcast. To celebrate the month of February we are having a 2 episode Valentine's Day spectacular. Prepare yourself for Candy Boxes full of body parts and terrible valentine card murder poems, because we are diving right in with My Bloody Valentine - the original and remake, and Valentine.

We are frying up some more Bacon movies, with a healthy dose of salt and invisible dongs. Join us as we dive into our second, and still only actor spotlight of Kevin Bacon with Hollow Man, The Darkness and They/Them. Remember… We watch bad movies so you don’t have to. Thank you to our Sponsor: ELP Comics. Find there merch here! https://elpmerch.com/

Wes Craven is known for his famous franchises, but he had many films to fill the gaps between them. This week we take a look at a few of his lesser known works, and see how his films that didn’t quite make a franchise play out. Remember… We watch bad movies so you don’t have to. Thank you to our Sponsor: ELP Comics. Find there merch here! https://elpmerch.com/

Cloverfield took the box office by storm and inspired many filmmakers to copy the found footage monster movie template. There are technically franchise sequels here, but they fall under “Hellraiser Syndrome” sequels and are only tangentially connected to the first film. So join us as we try to make sense of these Cloverfield tangents. Remember… We watch bad movies so you don’t have to. Thank you t...

This week we look at how the same story was adapted 3 different ways in 3 different decades. All containing blockbuster stars of their respective eras, and all deviating ever so slightly in their own unique ways. These are the films officially adapted from the original I am Legend book from Richard Matheson.

2025 is upon us. As per our annual tradition, we will be ranking our personal best and worst horror movies of 2024. We will also sprinkle in a couple of honorable mentions of movies that barely didn’t make it on our lists. And of course, our dishonorable mentions of movies that are still bad, but just not bad enough to make our worst list.

This is our last episode of 2024 and of season 3. Fear of crossing over running water, shimmering in the sun, or counting, you will find none of these things in real vampire lore. But what happens when you cannot get the rights to Dracula? Well you change the names and countries and you get Count Orlock of course. So grab your favorite metal stake and watch out for rats in this blood sucking good...

We clearly were on the naughty list this year to be yet again punished with such hot garbage. Join us, Grizzly Adams, Goldberg, and a rehashed Christmas Evil for some more holiday jeers. Remember… We watch bad movies so you don’t have to. Thank you to our Sponsor: ELP Comics. Find there merch here! https://elpmerch.com/

This week we are catching up with some franchises that we have covered before, but now have new entries. We are wrapping a few of these together in one package for a holiday palate cleanser between Christmas themed horror episodes. Join us for what we hope to be a new holiday tradition. Thank you to our Sponsor: ELP Comics. Find there merch here! https://elpmerch.com/

It’s that time of year again and Santa may not be in any of these films, but they are still ho-ho-horrible. So break out your tactical Xmas gear, be nice to the mutated fetuses, and ask your spirit box for something nice. Remember… We watch bad movies so you don’t have to. Thank you to our Sponsor: ELP Comics. Find there merch here! https://elpmerch.com/

We all understand the philosophical dilemma of being trapped in a room, a prisoner of our own making. But what if the forces keeping you trapped in that room are very real? Join us as we explore films that keep its protagonists trapped in a room. Remember… We watch bad movies so you don’t have to. Thank you to our Sponsor: ELP Comics. Find there merch here! https://elpmerch.com/

Knowing who we are, or who we project ourselves as, is an important part of our human identity. What happens when that identity is lost? What happens when there are parts of our identity hidden even from ourselves? What happens if you lose a part of yourself, but then try to find it again? These questions and more will be examined in these 3 films. Thank you to our Sponsor: ELP Comics. Find there...

In a world where Graveyard tortures Salem for a month, what happens when he strikes back? Will he cause my car to flip over? Will he come back to save the future, or will he turn on the disco lights and drunkenly dance? It is time for week two of the Month of Salem 2024. Thank you to our Sponsor: ELP Comics. Find there merch here! https://elpmerch.com/

With October and all of those terrible movies behind us, It is now my turn to torture Graveyard with movies he doesn’t like. This week we are talking mind games. That’s right, prepare for artistic cinematography, plots that you need to noodle out, and performances that can be labeled as acting. Join us for some movies that will try to resuscitate that part of the brain that may have been permanent...

This week we are checking into a few motel themed films. We go way back to when Christopher Lee was (almost) young in Horror Hotel. We will sample Farmer Vincent’s smoked meats in Motel Hell, and watch poor Tobin Bell phone in a performance at the worst of all motels… the Clown Motel. Should you hang the do not disturb sign? Or is housekeeping ready to clean out this mess? And Remember, we watch b...

Welcome to our first bonus episode. Terrifier has become such a cultural icon, for better or worse. This is Graveyard joined with our guest Anthony Francis. Let’s hope he brought his brown pants and barf bag. And Remember, we watch bad movies so you don't have to.

Cursed VHS tapes, 80’s style gore, a mute antagonist. Well, we are finally here. We are wearing our brown pants, holding onto our barf bags, and readying our sphincters as we prepare to be terrified. So let’s go to the clown café with All Hallow’s Eve and The Terrifier trilogy. And Remember, we watch bad movies so you don't have to.

This week we take a walk down to the circus and watch some clown hijinks. Sometimes they come from space, sometimes from a cursed leather bodysuit, and sometimes the worst clown is the one that makes himself. Join us as we journey into the heart of darkness with these clown based movies. And Remember, we watch bad movies so you don't have to.

Missing heads, absurd roller coasters and straight to DVD sequels. We are in the midst of our October Spookatcular. We went from possessed houses, to murder, ghosts and only one actual house on a hill. Tonight we see if we can survive this Funky Old House and avoid the still intact pit of acid.