There's No Fixin' The Butter

Listen up you SWEATY BUTTER HOGS, here it is for your listening delight! This is only so we don't get the podcastsealteamsix to end your sweet butter boys! Now stop yelling at us...please...we're fragile... The following people are on notice per Skuzzy: Landscapers, BT Speaker in public users, Birds. DP#2!! Bad fast food draft, a hater draft of bad foods. Madtransmaxmarioformers, it's...

Welcome back everybody! Enjoy our hatred for everything but the Pythagorean theorem, a neighbor sans shirt, and BIRDS. Fuck birds. We learn that there may be immanent death of a child who just wont learn...(all satirical) and we dive into some more reverse lyrics with the help of AI. I mean, we crawl out of correct words without hinderance of ordinary ignorance. Yeah, that sounds right. I hope you...

Welcome to another fun filled episode of things we hate, learn about Kris's Broadway dreams, and CARS CARS CARS!! Can you name the brand based on the model of the vehicle being named?? I tell you what... we had a hard time... But either way, enjoy this bumbling episode!

**SPOILER ALERT** Wow. This episode came with homework... And boy did we cheat! I mean, do it correctly! The fellas choose movies they know the others haven't seen. Then they watched them! Listen in on their takes on the movies!! Also BEES! Also Power Outages! Also Noodle! Also please enjoy!

Butter Fuckers! How are we? Ready to enjoy an ice cold glass of Coke Zero Cherry Vanilla while listening to O.J. Simpson? TOO BAD! They are both D.E.D.; dead.. On that highly upsetting note, enjoy Kris and Richie struggle to name as many movies by a single actor hand picked by Kozy! it gets real rough... No skunks here today either! SO breath deeply and inhale the wonders that is There's No Fi...

Hi, my name is Gerald, the skunk. I just wanted to interupt this episode of the podcast to get my two sense in. Kozy wasn't paying enough attention to me, kind of like how Richie doesnt pay attention to musical icons, or sports things... I wanted the type of attention that Kris is giving to his newfound learnings in the art of speaking German. If I smelled like endless lobster at red lobster,...

What else is new...? Kozy being pissed off about his own choices? You guessed it!! Join us as we tells us why! OCB! Then find out what the best way to get sick is! if there even is one! NPR! And to finish it off, lets get thirsty, or I guess quench our thirst with a Coke Freestyle Draft! And remember, throw all of Kozy's choices in the garbage! (Richie hasnt forgotten what he said...) IBC! Enj...

Welcome to this magnificent episode of this marvelous podcast! We join Richie, Kris and Kozy (hes last cuz Richie is the producer and still hasn't forgiven him for the things he said) on a journey back in time! Back to when phones were unique! We also talk poop. Not towards each other like last episode, just in general! And finally, this is part 1 of 3 or 4... Chat GPT hooks us up with a royal...

We here at There's No Fixin' The Butter Production team would just like to announce that Kozy LOATHES Richie.. With that being send, learn how to send a cute little voice video from most likely a C-rated actor/actress, Learn the results of the superbowl for the first time (clearly none of you actually watched it) and what facts are actually true about these random sportsball players! With...

Math corrections, Nu-Metal, A game from Richie where Kris and Kozy give off you, DIY justice leagues and please do not forget that El Niño is Spanish for, The Niño.

Playoffs and sadness in a group kicks us off before we go and draft the Chinese takeout menu. And if you don't want to listen, just go with this as it's clearly a winner: 3 pork egg rolls Cheese won ton Large pork spare ribs Qt sweet and sour chicken Qt vegetable lo mein Pt hot and spicy beef General tso You're welcome.

Buckle in, this is as long as Long Schlong Sniffer! The holidays are over, we're out of our cookie and booze haze and here to go on about coffee, fun with AI and our pal Richard K. has a game for Pooley and Kozy that goes down to THE WIRE [the end, not the TV show]. Enjoy!

This is a first for us here in the virtual world of our cast of pods! A wife got angry at our ranting! Listen in as we get deep into our "off the top" segment and you tell me if we were out of line! While you're letting us speak directly into your ears, you might as well listen to Kris and Richie try to guess the artist based on the lyrics that Kozy spits to us!

Howdy folks. Thanks for taking the time to listen to us today. This episode will be all about CHRISTMAS!!!! Kinda. That's what you're made to believe anyway! Oh yeah, we cover conspiracies too, or do we...? And Finally we get into a word I personally do not enjoy, but quite fun once we get into the game of Contrarian talk! I hope your ear holes enjoy the sweet sultry tones coming out of ou...

If you yelled "FORTY" while reading that, go sit in time-out and think about the person you've become. Some banter off the top, a memoriam for a real-one RIP Nutmeg, The Birthday Card and gameshow scenarios that'll make you guffaw. We travel back in time to everyones favorite outdoor concert, WOODSTOCK (someone remind me of the year) and then we close it out with some of the horn...

John got upset at Target and had to do that countdown thing that Carl Winslow had to do to prevent a rage stroke. We report back on our homework on a few films (Hereditary, Triangle, As Above So Below) - thoughts and many feelings were shared. To cap off the episode and before the singularity comes for us all, we had some fun with a listener request (looking at you Steve R.) which was actually a b...

We were all together in the same place at the same time and didn't record. WHAT LOSERS. But we do look back fondly on the reason for the meeting, the wedding of our good pal and confidant, Steve R. Some OUFL Halloween costumes and then SMELLS. This might provide the biggest glimpse into the inner-workings of the butter brethren, some real doozies in there. Also, homework was assigned for the u...

Kozy provides a recap of an eventful culinary experience at one of the foremost fine dining establishments of our time...Arby's. We likely talk about some other stuff but it's been a moment since we put this one down and my notes are TERRIBLE, so a surprise for everyone! Also, we played a game using the beautiful website (many are saying) footballreference.com - play along or with your fri...

This marvelous spoopy episode gets us haunting our loved ones! Real shit, or shit you wanna shit! Our loved ones are gonna love us even more I think. And then we talk about how scary the disparage of wealth is! That's the real scare! Get your spoops on!

Good morrow fellow buttery humans! We jump back into the world of school, teaching school? Nope! Learning in school? Nope! Playing games in gym class? You betcha!! What's our favorite and least favorite? Well, "red rover, red rover, send your listening ears on over!" And while you're at it, lets stay in the 90's? Lets find out together who the trio will draft from TECMO Bowl!...

34th Butter in your ear, or wherever you enjoy it, we don't judge! Today, Kozy encountered a "real-life" person from a previous draft, Richie touched some wildlife from his car, and back by popular demand (we think) NAME THAAT CLOON!!!

Hey Gang! It is your 33rd injection of Butter straight into your ears! Well, I think you're consuming this with your ears... If not, try your ears first, then other holes. Today we learn that you should let the goalie stop it, don't be a dick about legroom and arm rests, and apply sunscreen! We also go on some journeys with our own postscripts of characters you might recognize from your fa...

WE start this show off today wholesome as can be. We have our very first guest appearance by NIK, the mastermind behind previous episodes. This kid is a movie plot writing genius!!! He can ask us anything he wants!! After we get tired of the keeping the show rated E for everyone, we kick the stinker out to the curb and get back to being ourselves with some pick up lines that will make you never wa...

We really packed a lot in here today y'all. Butter squeeze yourself into that car with all that baggage so you don't miss a single piece of fun! We introduce a brand new Segment we like to call "Skuzzy's Pissed Off", find out what has his knickers in a bunch today! A quick little NHL greats Hockey draft, find out how little Richie really knows about the NHL! And finally what...

Join Kris, Richie and Kozy as they embark on some time travel shenanigans! Not real time travel! Just the same game, different movies! Did a child write the plot? Is it an academy award winning film? Lifetime perhaps? Open your eyes and listen with your tongue on this wild plot episode!!!