There's No Fixin' The Butter

Boom Butter enjoyers! Back at it again with more Buttery nonsense! Have you ever seen the movie Dune? No? Us either! So enjoy another MadMaxiMarioTransformers type game! We then dive straight into street suffixes! Road, Trail, Heights, Street. These are suffixes? Suffixi? You get the point! But what you won't get is the ones we drafted because we drafted them first! Plus, we didn't even kn...

Well howdy folks, its us them Butter Bois again. Here to NOT KNOW HOW TO FREAKING SPELL!! Take that Kozy! Spell your little heart out you did! Anywho, The worst of the worst chosen by who else than Charles Selectington and Milhouse Choicemaker?? No, They were chosen by Kozy! Kris and Richie have to build an NFL football sports team only using the worst teams in the league in the last however many...

We have surpassed 100 Butters! Wooo! This Butter delves deep into the world of Letterboxd! Heard of it? It's a neat website/app that allows you to track films watch and leave your own reviews. It's a fun way to keep track of everything you may have seen ever in you whole life! Oh and we find out who the american population thinks is cool... it's another list from YouGov... they always...

Woah. We made it to 100 big ones! !00 Butters! Thank you all so much for listening and making this possible! We literally would not be able to continue without your love and support! We are truly grateful for all of you! This is a doozy of an episode! The fellas talk about all things Spice! Edible or otherwi-...well I guess you could eat both... Anywho, Then the Butter Bois Name That Cloon. Can yo...

Good happy day to you Butter lovin' Suckers! Delve deep into the joy the Butter Bois exuberate as they discuss the wonders of the Buffalo Sabres again! It won't get old! We talk about our favorite snacks. Thats right, do you like Goldfish? What are your favorite Goldfish? Thats how it's played! Then Kris makes Kozy and Producer Richie feel dumb with his exquisite Connections game! Thes...

Welcome back to Butter 98! That's right, only 1 more episode after this one left in the double digits! The one after that marks Butter 100. SO FREAKING CLOSE! Anywho, this Butter is brought to you by Duke's Mayo, I wish... The Butter Bois talk about steamed hams! They get deep into the Buffalo Sabres, and then the 3 A's of podcasting; An article, A rant, A Spelling Bee! See how poorly the fella's...

Richie makes his triumphant return from maternity leave. He's been milking not just his own baby, but his neighbor's babies, cows, piglets, the Loch Ness Monster and even a ventriloquist dummy. Kozy suggests a little activity where we take a modern day snack back to the 1400s and see whose mind actually explodes. Skuzzy brings his lame version of the Roster Game, this time we don't see...

Join step-daddy Nick, Kris and Kozy for the finish of the March Madness Tournament. Who will win this beast of a bracket? Nick brings his first game/activity to the show. We discuss the odds and logistics of a quadriplegic pulling the trigger on a friend, and much more!

Find out where Skuzzy's been for vacation and how definitely "not horrible" it was. Did he make it out of dreadful Florida...ALIVE!?!? The Buffalo Sabres? Kozy tosses a hobo bindle draft at us like we were catching a train to Wagoner, Oklahoma or some s**t. And you can't have the month of March without some Madness right? And of course Skuzzy went over the top, or did he just go...

Well look who is on top of their sh*t this week! With a baby on the way (still not here) Producer richie is killin' it with getting episodes out! This one the Butter Bois Discuss their takes on the Olympics! Ya know, the ones in Milan this year! Those Olympics. They jump right into their movie homework they assigned each other last episode! Barbarians, Fall, and Dr. Strangelove. Things get hea...

What else could be said about Butter 93 that is already said in this episode??? You're right! A lot. But I'll let you say it because I am scared! This is the start of SEASON 5???? 4 whole years down of talking sh*t and making up stuff that you listen to?? Crazy stuff! Anywho! Kozy is ill.... again... Still no baby Klee... shucks... Kris hates his movie choices lately, but that is kinda on...

This is a heartbreaking synopsis of this episode... Real talk, Skuzz and Producer Richie lost a loved one... The Lottery ticket scratching, veering where he's looking while driving, "I got a job for you, it'll only take minutes" as you're walking out the door, the Senior to Richie's 3rd, and the Gpa at every sporting event no matter the weather passed away. Things will fo...

This Buttery smooth episode is extra smooth! Tragedy strikes with a second, yes a freakin second tree falling onto a dwelling... Moving on, I'm still mad... Kozy quizes Kris and Richie with the year 2006, for Richie it's 20 years ago, but for Kris it's 30, who has a better memory? Listen in to find out! And finally, the drafts you still do not want, well, there's one nightmares are...

Welcome back to another eventful Butter spread! Kozy gets very excited about some local hockey! The Butter Bois also do a little gift exchange! The catch, it had to be from Spencer's... You know the store. The one you wanted to go in all the time but your mom said you were too young and the stuff in that store was inappropriate. You know where you can buy stuff like T-shirts and metal trays an...

Well look what we have here, another Butter slidin in super late! Well its been a time for the guys here at the Butter Joint, but were still doing it! Anyway, back before Christmas, we dove into some Game show hosts again! And with Christmas coming up in the near future in the past, we talked about some top selling gifts from 1980 all the way to 2024. EZ BAKE OVES WERE AMAZING. We hope you enjoy t...

Welcome back to another salt filled episode of Butter. This episode goes off the rails, Kozy got sick again... Kris tells us about movies hes watched recently and FU****G hated! Kozy reads some movie synopsticles and Kris and Richie guess if its for 1 of 10 movies Kozy chose, or if they are for a different movie all together! The boys also assign each other Movie Homework! Tune in to find out what...

This Episode gets weird... The fellas switch things up a bit... Lots of conversation, less games. Anyway, I know 9 digit daddy caught your fingertips! Feel around and find out what happened! Thanksgiving, bleh. Moving on. MORE SOUNDS! Can you name the sounds from the show without seeing them? There's more that we discuss but lets get to the mainstage! VARIETY. The magazine! Top 100 Comedy movi...

Well what do you know, the boys get back to some good ole fashioned guessing games! Can Skuzzy name the sound? Can you guess the sound Skuzzy is guessing? We'll soon find out! Condiments. Yep, there's a poll for everything including condiments. Do you agree with what you hear later? Preemptively agree with me. It's wrong. That's the worst serious discussion the girls have never lea...

Yeah yeah yeah, I get it. Production budget is very low. So you're stuck with me! Anyway, Matt A... Care to explain yourself...? No...? We thought not! Moving on, The Butter Boys talk Halloween and the NFL. We also get into some sounds we all love from anywhere and everything. Like typing on a keyboard. Who doesn't love a clickity clacking keyboard? Oh yeah, copyrights make things difficul...

This episode is brought to you by Producer Richie feeling horrible that he slacked so much.. As of this moment, you are no longer missing any Butters, unless you stop listening for ever, then you will miss all the Butters to come. This episode is filled to the brim with lots and lots and lots of bands that are "And The" bands. Tom Petty AND THE Heartbreakers, Florence AND THE Machine, yo...

Well what do you know. Just like LFO, There's No Fixin' The Butter (the podcast version) is making a comeback! Well actually, i hope LFO doesn't make a comeback... We draft lines from one of their songs and it is wild... Listen to us, not the song, and enjoy the lines we hand picked for you! Childhood celebrity crushes get talked about, and no, we didn't need to splash ourselves wi...

Okay, so Richie didn't actually get fired from producing the show, but gosh darn it he should be. This one is for you Matt A. Back to back drops just for you. This buttery episode actually took place 4 days before Richie's Birthday, so bahumbug, he did it to himself dropping this episode late. Jumping into this episode, we learn that the Skuzz-man is in another play! Tune in to find out wh...

Whoa what a delay by that dreadful Producer Richie... This is just unacceptable. He has been fired for the delay of all the butter you could consume. Anyway, this episode the Butter Bois reminisce on the party that was Mattfest! Always a great time! Clearly late, but thinking of some Bills Players with the start (10 weeks late) of Football Season baby! You figure out the Australian bit. Lastly the...

Holy shoot guys, this is a butter filled episode.... the butteriest! Little bit of a game from our main guest Nik! A little hatred gets spewed just by hearing their voice... WAIT, I don't mean Nik's voice... I mean other peoples voices. That's a game we have! Kozy has a quiz for us while he's in a corner, or it's his corner, or it is his quiz corner... You're going to have...

Who has the biggest hands in the NFL? I would never ruin the surprise by telling you while I'm writing the description... How dumb do I sound? Anywho, Moon Mammoth. Cool! So how do I tell you that you are dumb or not as cool as you think you are...? By knowing what the word PEJORATIVE means... Well, I didn't know what it meant either, so you are not alone! Wait... am I alone...? Shoot, it...