Therapy Gecko

A caller describes his experience waking up from a 6 week long medically induced coma.  Then a return caller explains how I somehow saved their life, a caller leaves his last employer poor Yelp reviews in an act of vengeance, and an upcoming social media star is not sure if they should continue making out with a Naruto cutout on TikTok.  Go skip a rock down a river. I am a gecko.  Tickets for my T...

A caller tells me how a company fishing trip stranded him at sea on a sinking boat while surrounded by sharks for 21 hours.  Next a caller reads me notes from a journal they kept during an era of Tinder hook-ups, a caller ponders when to stop helping someone you care about, a concerned daughter worries her sister is scheming on their father’s will, and a final caller admits they’ve been habitually...

A caller tells me how their life has been going since their grandmother walked in on them pleasuring themselves with a vibrating lightsaber. Afterwards a caller shares that she recently discovered her partner cross-dresses and reveals some worries regarding their relationship, then I speak to a caller who claims to be the youngest therapist in Austria.  Riding horses is more fun than driving cars....

A caller trying to get into the physical education industry is not sure if it’s worth getting bitten by his students.  Afterwards a caller tells me about her mother’s longtime wish for her to be gay, a caller shares how buying a gecko suit ended in romance, and I catch up with a friend from high school.   Buying a book always feels like I’m lying to myself that I’ll read it. I am a gecko.  Tickets...

A caller tells me why their patience for their friend's attraction to cartoon characters is wearing thin.  Then a call center worker discloses that they look at their client’s homes while on the line with them, a caller discloses her obsession with blankets, and a final caller fears that there are not many “real” connections between people these days.  Go to the hospital just to eat in the cafeter...

A caller’s friend invites himself on the caller’s family vacation to Honduras and exhibits some bizarre behavior while there. Afterwards a caller reveals his aptitude for conjuring demons, a caller expresses their worries about orchestrating a “dancing hike” via Meetup now that 22 people have signed up, and a final caller wants to quit their job at Starbucks. I am going to go drink salt water. I a...

A pizza delivery driver shares his experiences on the job, the various characters he meets along the way, and the frightening reality of seeing a bit of himself in these characters.  Then a pair of brothers speak on some bubbling concerns over their gambling habit, a guy tells me how he and his best friend accrued 1.25 million dollars worth of debt, and a final caller questions if teaching grade s...

A caller tells me how they married a stranger they met on Instagram and moved with them to Germany within the span of three months. Afterwards a couple speculates on what to do with each other’s remains when they die, and a caller shares their desire to see Egypt after learning they were conceived on magic mushrooms. Try going outside. I am a gecko.   Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experie...

I talk to a solider and aspiring chef about exploring his sexuality as well as the possibility of opening an Italian-Mexican fusion restaurant. Spaghetti tacos baby. Afterwards a caller tells me how picking up a naked hitchhiker taught them they do too much for others, I talk to a food service worker about the miracle of crack, and a final caller doesn’t want to inherit the family business. Check...

A caller reminisces with me about his time driving the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile across 30 different states. Then a caller tells me about their child’s secret open adoption, and we learn from a caller what it’s like being an ASMR YouTuber. Being an ant sounds scary. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com...

One of my favorite calls lately: a single mother phones in to tell me about the trials and tribulations that come with raising 7 kids. It’s a real deep one. Afterwards a caller discloses that they have been vengefully using their employer’s company credit card since being fired, and a final caller knows for a FACT that the world is a simulation. Watch your step. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therap...

A caller fills me in on the pros and cons of being named Will Smith. Afterwards a caller tells me how he used several loads of cum to get revenge on his roommate, a caller has difficulty connecting with her estranged sister, and a caller trying to re-enter the dating scene as a single father. Do you have any games on your phone that I could play? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live sho...

A caller tells me about her mother joining her “rave family”, and how that’s just the tip of the iceberg in their non-traditional relationship. Then a caller shares his desire to nuke his life and move abroad, and a final caller argues that things will be okay. Running near the pool is not allowed, but it is fun. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now aro...

In a great full circle moment I am joined by comedian Tim Heidecker to talk to callers about time traveling coins, yard sale drama, life with a micro-penis, and other stuff too. Check out Tim’s YouTube channel here: https://youtube.com/@TimHeidecker And if you haven’t already go watch Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job + Tim and Eric’s Bedtime Stories on HBO Max. Life is like a game of chess. I d...

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A caller explains how his job as an Uber driver has had a profound effect on his life in a variety of ways, a caller debates the ethics of pissing in the sink, and a final caller tries to be less competitive so she can attend board game night in peace. With a change in perspective, stains on the carpet can be decoration. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available...

A caller wrestles with the consequences of sleeping with his uncle’s fiancé, and a mother and daughter reflect on their lives while on a road trip from Florida to New York. Then I am joined by adult film star Kazumi to talk to callers about their fear of holding babies, faking your death, and advice on talking to girls. Check out the full episode with Kazumi on YouTube here:   https://youtu.be/UIk...

Stories of MySpace misuse with a decades long effect, a caller trying to be less hateful, a pair of sisters dealing with their mother, and a cousin who fucks chickens. Vlogs are like nature documentaries of humans. I am gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.co...

I am joined by renowned music critic Anthony Fantano to talk people on the phone as geckos. Topics include the toilet seat market, dealing with being alone, identity theft, a horny pet bird, the ethics of smoking weed, how long is too long to pursue a musical career, going on a date to the morgue, and other stuff too. Check out Anthony’s website here: https://www.theneedledrop.com I am a gecko. Ti...

After being banned from my Twitch chat, a caller explains why he sent the message that got him banned and asks for a second chance. Then a caller tells me how their partner’s gender transition has caused them to reconsider their relationship, and a final caller desires to create a version of himself that isn’t being held back by his horniness. Life is short. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Ge...

A caller has issues with feeling empathy and emotions, and tells me how their “femboy furry” persona has helped them navigate this. Afterwards a college student struggles to tell her mother that she’s a cam girl, and a final caller wonders if she should ditch her group of friends that constantly make fun of her. Don’t tell my mom I’m a gecko. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show ex...

A caller considers becoming a surrogate mother for her boyfriend’s aunt at the age of 19. Then a guy calls in to express his constant fear that his girlfriend will discover his massive collection of pregnancy hentai, and a final caller who has recently retired reflects on her life. DM me on Instagram (@lyle4ever) your best joke. I am a gecko Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are av...

A caller tells me how the multiple boundaries their high school math teacher crossed resulted in a lifelong restraining order. Then we hear from a caller whose coworker makes out with dogs (yes dogs) at their work events, a person who has spent over $300 on gifts for their crush, and a final caller struggling with how his misdirected anger has hurt his mother. Gasoline smells kind of good in a wei...

A caller tells me how his addictive personality is currently fueling his desire to spend all his disposable income on hook ups with prostitutes. Then a caller from Germany expresses concerns over her boyfriend using Instagram too much, and a final caller keys me in on their niche obsession with 9/11. Wasn’t that party wild last night? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience...

A caller (excitedly?) tells me of an (incestual?) relationship between her father and step-grandfather. Then we hear from a guy who believes his grandmother may hate him after years of her refusing to say “I love you” back, and a final caller grows suspicious of her new boyfriend after he asks her for a large sum of money. Animals have no concept of a New Year. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy...