Therapy Gecko

I go in deep with a young Walmart employee who explains the key to good customer service and shares his hopes for the future, which include opening the first movie theater/weed dispensary combo.  Then I get inspired to get high on air, and a caller teaches me about a new form of smoking that he has dubbed a “blam.”  How do I get a cameo in Kingdom Hearts? I am a gecko.  Tickets for my Therapy Geck...

I talk to a call center worker in Monterrey Mexico who tells me about his life as a city dweller and rock musician, a person conflicted about the bad decisions of a childhood friend, and a musician experiencing a creative block. Don’t step in that. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZA...

A veteran of the U.S. Military explains what he plans on doing with his retirement now that he is done with the army.  Afterwards I hear from a dog trainer looking for new opportunities, a veterinarian who escapes the stress of killing dogs by blowing bubbles, and a student journalist who is beginning to doubt their career path.  The Tooth Fairy is a disturbing concept. I am a gecko. Tickets for m...

An ex-911 dispatcher tells me about his 1st day on the job, pranks calls, and his overall thoughts about the gig.   Then I talk to a caller who is not sure if having friends is worth it after his friend violently broke his sink while wrestling him.  Can I have a piece of gum? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapyge...

Calls include a jarring response to me asking a man the most horrible thing he has ever done, going from being an illegal drug dealer to a legal one, the pros and cons of dating your boss at the pizza restaurant you work at, and a return from my old nemesis. Playing movies in your head is cheaper than going to see one. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available n...

A caller tells me how he’s still with his girlfriend despite cheating on her with a man in the movie theater bathroom during a screening of Cocaine Bear. We get her side of the story too. Then I play a clip from one of my live shows in Florida where a man tells me all about bailing his mom out of jail for a DUI. Peter Griffin is a reference to pop culture. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Geck...

A couple immobilized by both of their recent injuries calls in to teach me about the painful situation that is vaginal cysts.  Afterwards a caller ponders the ethics of him routinely stealing groceries, and a final couple tells me how their romance began at a McDonalds. Try not to make it weird. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe R...

After a harsh break up, a caller travels alone to India and meets a stranger in a hostel that guides him on a wild adventure involving converting to Islam, joining a family, and giving a speech in front of hundreds of people. It’s a doozy of a call.  Afterwards a caller explains how being high during their first day on the job at Wendy’s got them fired on the spot. Smell the roses more. Unless the...

A truck driver and his daughter call in while their truck is broken down on one of their last trips together. To pass the time, he tells me stories about his last 35 years on the road. Afterwards a caller at the beginning of a 90 day “dopamine detox” tells me how he’s going to make it through. DM on Instagram (@lyle4ever) with pictures of good European snacks. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy...

Two friends tell me how their brutal breakups have brought them to the exciting state of Mississippi for a girl’s trip.  Afterwards a Jamba Juice employee speaks on being raised Buddhist and a DJ describes to me his obsessive fantasy involving a girl he has barely spoken to. Then we end with an IRL interview I did on the streets of Japan with a woman visiting the country from Australia. She tells...

This episode features people calling in from around Australia to talk about the famed Australian hobby of driving around, a war that happened where everyone there fought birds (?), the drug scene down under, the outback, tap dancing, and more. Later I talk to a musician about whether to settle down or live the dream. Crikey! I am a gecko.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are avai...

A caller tells me how their stay at a mental health hospital went including reviews of the food there. Then I hear from a caller struggling to redeem himself after a series of poor relationships, a person wanting to play tic-tac-toe, and a caller alone at home while his fiancé is at her bachelorette party.  We are the 3rd planet from the sun. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show ex...

A caller by the name of “Murdock the Hillbilly Vagabond” tells me his life story of visiting everywhere in the world, building an empire, and having it all taken away from him. Then a caller who admits to eating 4 Klondike bars in one sitting gives advice on how to stay healthy. Think of a number between 1 and 10. I am a gecko.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now a...

An extremely high man calls in to talk about having 9 cats and NFT stuff. His name is Corey. He’s chill.  Afterwards an employee tells us what it’s like at a suburban Walmart in Utah at 3 am, then a caller tells me about having his marriage blessed by a serpent and running a breakfast restaurant. Go stare at the moon. I am a gecko.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available n...

A caller describes her tumultuous experience hooking up with a man with only one buttcheek, and how she makes weird dolls that look like Sid’s toys from Toy Story. Then a Canadian man alone in a hotel room attempts to persuade me into getting my penis shocked, and a final caller fears evolving their relationship into an open one. DM me pictures of lions on instagram (@lyle4ever). I am a gecko.  Ti...

I talk to a caller about being an EMT while she was still in high school, whether or not it’s ethical to neuter dogs, and saving mountain children from certain death. Then I talk to a caller who regrets cheating in a relationship, a caller having mixed feelings about his peer’s growth, and a caller embattled in a workplace lawsuit. Jump up and down 3 times. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gec...

A guy calls me while recovering on the couch from a vasectomy to talk about his experience with the procedure. I was going to call this episode “The Vagecktomy” but I decided not to. Then a caller considers buying a CPR dummy from Amazon to be her friend, and a talk to a musician about making things that people want to listen to with their ears. Breaking dishes is fun. I am a gecko. Tickets for my...

A guy calls me from a rehab center located on a farm in Canada. It sounds like fun. They take him go-karting. Then we hear from a caller who’s reluctant to join the family snow cone business, and a caller dissects how getting yelled at on the internet can be beautiful. Don’t forget to wash your dishwasher. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the...

Calls regarding flipping viagra pills, a life changing scooter accident in a foreign country, a burgeoning artist, and the Target parking lot. Try turning it off and back on again. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instag...

A caller finds her daughter’s dirty diapers under her roommate’s pillow. Lots to unpack. Then I talk to a DJ about spinning around the universe, critique the new Mario movie, and talk to a streaming enthusiast about their gambling itch and other aspects of their life. Bird watching is underrated. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe...

A person calling from Macedonia (apparently that is in the Balkans) teaches me about his country and what life is like there. We exchange thoughts on commitment, communism, history, life goals, the afterlife, religion, sexuality, pyromania, and a lot of other stuff.  Then another caller tells me about his plan to become a rich influencer via Chinese social media. Food tastes better when it’s shape...

A caller dating a computer controlled sim named “Monica” calls in to get some thoughts on the situation. Then we hear about a caller’s experience with shock therapy treatment, and talk to a former 3rd grade bully, an artist trying to create alone, and a final caller whose holiday gathering ended abruptly when everyone was bothered with the race of his Santa Claus figurine.  They do not have wifi u...

A caller’s roommate’s wife discloses that she is in love with him and wants to pursue a polyamorous relationship that entangles all members of the household. Tension ensues. Another caller shares his experience of moving 2000 miles away to start a new life, and a mother speaks on the differences between parenting as a teenager compared to parenting as an adult.  Being a ghost is probably fun. I am...

A Doordasher questions his morality after stealing the food of a customer who took too long to reply. Later we hear from an apartment maintenance man who hates an elderly tenant, a caller feeling jealousy over their friend’s streaming career, a dude getting an adult circumcision soon, and a recently retired soldier shares their experience as a bisexual person in the United States military. I have...

A soldier keys me in on the pivotal moments of his life. Those moments include being struck by lightning at boy scout camp, dying twice, going to war, being trapped at sea on a military boat during the pandemic, his friend Joey, and much more. He’s a cool guy. Afterwards I talk to a guy feeling guilt for working at his dream job, and then the podcast is over. Can someone mail me some scrabble piec...