Martin Handfield

Them's The Bones

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Join us on Tortuga, the legendary Pirates Haven, to follow the (mis)adventures of one Small Fry, would-be Pirate Captain, and his merry crew of miscreants. Them's The Bones is a humour-filled series inspired by the works of Terry Prattchet, Douglas Adams and Kurt Vonnegut. But with Pirates, of course!

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Author

Martin Handfield

Episodes

Chapter Two - Scaramouche 30.07.2025 14:35

Let us now make the acquaintance of one Scaramouche, fence, salesman and all around bullshitter, a central figure on Tortuga Island, and a well-dressed one to boot. Scaramouche's Parlour of Exuberance and Fine Taste has been bleeding doubloons left and right lately, but being the astute businessman he is, he's found a neat solution. Come and hear as Scaramouche and his right-hand man, the...

Chapter One - Tortuga 20.06.2025 19:24

Join us on Tortuga, the fabled Pirates Haven and thriving Metropolis nestled in a rather shallow region of the Seven Seas, as we make the acquaintance of one Small Fry, would-be Pirate Captain, just at the start of his shift at the Greasy Cutlass. And don't forget. Don't touch the oil, never touch the oil!