The Zarna Garg Family Podcast

Questions you’re too scared to ask, we answered. What do men/women look for in a partner? What’s the worst reason someone ended a date? Does age matter? We bring in premiere matchmaker Anip Patel once again to spill the industry secrets, and you don’t want to miss it. Thank you to our sponsors for this week's episode: Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://www. Zocdoc.com/ZA...

Some of the best advice we’ve ever received come in the form of quotes, and if my kids would stop bullying me for one second, they would see why quotes are so special. Please comment down below and share what quotes mean the most to you, and we’ll pick some of our favorite! And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp, for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My...

WHO ARE WE ATTRACTED TO? 😭 I asked a simple question and somehow ended up learning way too much about my children. We are not holding back while we shamelessly reveal whether looks are more important than intelligence (don’t listen to m kids on this), argue about gender roles, and expose the qualities we find most attractive and most unattractive in people. Subscribe for more unhinged opinions no...

This episode pretty much sums up our family chaos perfectly. What I thought would be a fun, light conversation about my favorite cleaning hacks, rainbow soaps, and keeping a house somewhat under control somehow turned into my kids making it all about themselves and their feelings. Veer was generally unproblematic in this episode, so I was a little guilty that I forget about him sometimes. If you h...

You asked for a fun beach episode and we listened. That was our first mistake. But we did get an exceptional podcast episode out of it! Come to the beach with us and watch every one of my plans collapse in real time. If you laugh, we're booking another vacation. If you don't laugh, we're still booking another vacation. Where should we go next? Thank you to our sponsor's for this week's episode: St...

We tried everything. A beach. A pool. Even leaving the kids behind. Somehow, every attempt at fun turned into anxiety, complaints, and logistical failures. At this point, we’re starting to suspect that “fun” just isn’t a thing and we’re all lying to ourselves.  Tune in and let us know what we are doing wrong. Is anybody else feeling the same way?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastcho...

Everyone in this family has insecurities. Some are deep. Some are dumb. Some could’ve been solved with one scoop of ice cream a decade ago. In this episode, the we expose our biggest insecurities. Zoya presents her ongoing anxiety portfolio. My boys spiral. I overshare. Not sure what was going on with Shalabh This may be healing. This may have given us each blackmail material. Hard to tell. Tune i...

We are bringing adult kids into casinos, surrounded by alcohol and drunk gamblers, to work at my live shows. Do I feel bad? Shalabh thinks I should, but I couldn't be prouder of my decision and I can't wait to tell you why. Tune in while I share more about these kids who have been working out of casinos. And no, I am NOT ashamed. You don’t have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have so...

How do we show love in a household that never says ”I love you?” My kids surprised me with a Mother’s Day special and let’s just say, I was uncomfortable. And no, it wasn’t entirely Shalabh’s fault. But luckily for all of you…it was actually a sweet memory. No fighting. No bickering. Just uncomfortable moments of…okay, I’ll say it. Love. Thank you to our sponsor for this week's episode. Stop putti...

The boys are calling Zoya’s acne ‘pepperoni pizza. Shalabh is calling his wife names only she would say to her mother in law. I don't want to hear any of you say name-calling is not unheard of in your home, But fine, we can ignore your problems for a second and tune in to ours to decide whether these phony apologies are worth believing. And thank you to our sponsors this week! Set yourself up for...

There’s one comedian and entrepreneur in this house, yet everybody wants to steal my jokes as if they’ve got a single funny bone in their body. There’s plagiarism in the classroom, but also between siblings, spouses (🙄), friends, coworkers, etc. How are we dealing with it and should it be an honor or a sign of disrespect? Tune in! Thank you to our sponsors for this week's episode. Stop putting of...

These conversations actually shouldn’t be that difficult. Tell your friends they look bad, or that their opinions don’t matter. But for some reason, confessing to each other in today’s episode hurt some feelings. Tune in, because in a surprising turn of events, we might just support each other 🙄. Than you to our sponsors for this week's episode. When life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sig...

I let my youngest son get away with anything he wants, and I'n not even ashamed. Zoya cries too much, but says she has too many responsibilities. Today we talk about BIRTH ORDER. Who wears the crown, who made our lives a nightmare, and how did we deal with it all? Than you to our sponsors for this week's episode. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://www. Zocdoc.com/ZARNA t...

Leaving private school was one of the messiest decisions we ever made… and somehow, still the best one. We lost friendships. Burned bridges. Our kids paid for a decision we weren’t even sure was right at the time. The quiet panic of wondering if you just messed up your kid’s entire future swamped us. And no one tells you what that actually feels like. Today’s episode goes there. Public vs. Private...

We are trying to lose weight, and we’re not too sure it’s going well. Don’t take anything we say as proper medical advice (I am begging you), but in this episode, the kids are making a fuss about what is NOT helping anyone lose weight, and the rest of us weigh in on what has been really helping us meet our health goals. Thank you to our sponsor's for this week's episode. When life feels overwhelmi...

Do not offer me your snacks. I already know you made a bad decision. The Garg’s share our favorite (and sometimes disgusting) cravings, force each other to taste them, and then act shocked when your protein rich, super "gut" healthy suggestions taste like trash. Some people are not snack people. They are just liars. And thank you to our sponsors this week! Get $25 off your first purchase when you...

Our pants are missing, Shalabh wants credit for parenting he didn’t do (which is all of it), and let’s just say one of the Gargs shrunk a $10,000 jacket that wasn’t theirs in the first place. Tears, drama, and somehow still some laughter in this week’s episode. Tune in and tell us in the comments who gets your A grade. Thank you to our sponsor for this week's episode! Stop putting off those doctor...

Grateful every day that my husband and I don’t communicate, but irritated, annoyed, and stressed out that after spending THOUSANDS on getting all my kids cellphones, they can’t even pick up a call. Is it okay to not text back your family, your friends, and even your significant other? Tune in…we have opinions. Thank you to our sponsors for this week's episode. Set yourself up for financial success...

Someone has to say it….wearing sunglasses indoors, your [fake] fur jacket, and your lab grown diamonds do not make you cool, and I’m not afraid to break the news. No matter how hard my husband tried, in 27 years, I discovered 0 aura. So what actually makes someone cool? Is it money? Confidence? Mystery? Tune in to this week’s episode to find out whether all hope is officially los or if there’s sti...

All kids are dramatic. Mine. Yours. Broadway-level performances. To the moms everyone calls the “bad cop,” who run the entire household with zero thanks, and a husband who never leaves the couch, this one is especially for you. Thank you to our sponsors for this week's episode. Get $25 off your first purchase when you go to https://www. The RealReal.com/zarna. Go to DRINKAG1.com/ZARNA to get a FRE...

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Let’s cut to the truth…you’re alone this Valentine’s Day. You’ll be watching IG posts of “happy couples,” hoping a barely decent man could cover your dinner. Why are we crying over relationship? I would be so happy if I was single right now. Tune in to hear why we’re better off from our recent heartbreaks. Thank you to our sponsors for this week's episode. Start your free trial and get 50% off you...

Is it odd for men to have skincare routines? Are you cleaner with 30 steps in your routine or just obnoxious? Are expensive products actually better? All this was supposed to be a peaceful skincare episode, yet it ended in chaos. To absolutely no one’s surprise. Shop the infamous body oil and other products mentioned in the episode here: https://shopmy.us/shop/collections/3794272 Thank you to our...

We’re exhausted, overbooked, under-slept… and still convinced we’re not doing enough. In this episode, we unpack whether that feeling means untapped potential or if we’re just constantly unsatisfied — and you just might question your own feelings too. Thank you to our sponsors for today’s episode. Achieve your financial goals for good. Use code ZARNA at https://www.monarch.com for half off your fi...

Should the respect you’re owed depend on where you went to school? Shalabh believes so…and for that reason, today’s new episode is filled with drama, unnecessary opinions and maybe even an unhappy marriage. Thank you to our sponsors for this week's episode. Go to www. DRINKAG1.com/ZARNA for FREE AG1 Travel Packs, Vitamin D3+K2, and a AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order! Own your...