The Y'allta Conference

Chris, Justin, and Mark talk about "individualism", the corrupt idea at the heart of western liberal democracy.

Chris, Justin, and Mark recap what was, potentially, the wildest week of 2024. 

All three boys are back in the saddle for a second week in a row to talk about Trump appointments and one very special boy, Joel Saladbar. 

With the help of a very special guest, the boys talk about the election and, naturally, it devolves from there. Enjoy folks! 

Your favorite boys argue over ghosts and finally learned what Kamala's race for neo-con endorsements was really all about. 

Death, AI, the Dem’s total disregard for life, Harrison Ford, and lead refrigerators...everything is awful.

The boys discuss a little of everything, including sending all the Amish to Israel. 

Recorded on June 6th, this is the last of our unreleased episodes. Damn, y'all get 5 Ep in one day, this is recipe forbeginning to hate us, lol 

Originally recorded on June 15th, here's the 3rd installment of the dated takes episodes! I think we strongly condone violence in this one, but pretty sure we always do that? 

The second in our "old episode" run, originally recorded on June 30th, the takes just keep getting dated! 

This is the first in our "older episode" run coming out today. Originally recorded mere days after the failed doming of Trump. Enjoy these dated takes! 

The boys talk about the election, the Olympics, and shitty comic book characters. 

Justin and Mark talk about the Cheetos' potential running mates and the emotional toll we put on one another under capitalism. 

Justin and Mark discuss the third season of Clarkson's Farm. 

The lads discuss the 2024 elections, cynical boomers love of Designated Survivor, and if a politician in a stand your ground stand can be "stand your ground-ed" if they make threats. 

Justin and Mark discuss Boebert's "Trust the Science" Act as well as Justin's recent lackluster visit to Columbia University. 

Mark and Justin discuss a myriad of topics as well as make a special announcement. 

Mark and Justin discuss the magical thinking that makes the 50's nostalgic while forgetting about the tax rate as well as the favorite dogs and vehicles of the pigs. 

What does your truck say about your penis? Do those boobs make you a fascist? Can dat ass bring about communism? Mark and Justin do their best to navigate the landscape that is the human body and what your bits really  say about your ideology. 

Justin and Mark discuss Heat 2, the 2022 novel written by Michael Mann and Meg Gardiner that looks be in the early stages of film development. Do we need a sequel to Heat? How the hell do you cast the movie? Can Mark name an idiot politician by merely hearing their voice? We answer these questions and more!

Here at the Y'allta Conference we're told all the time, "there's no way you spend an entire episode on tennis and other tennis adjacent sports"...well, we did it so take that, jerks!

The boys take a break from the bleak and discuss music, television, and film.

Mark and Justin focus heavily on the impedning election and then read a truly gross WaPo editorial written by a [literal] ghoul.

Mark and Justin discuss Zuck's beef, the New York Tunnels, and have a special confrontation about infidelity.

As the title suggests, Mark and Justin yell at clouds. Then they tackle the ISIS cough Israeli cough attack on Iran and make fun of the CIA's official podcast "The Langley Files".