The X-Files with Fox

"It doesn't matter, Kate. Who we were, what we did before this—before the crash... three days ago we all died. We should all be able to start over."

"I saw a guy lying there with an ankle holster. So I took the gun. Thought it might come in handy. Guess what? I just shot a bear!"

"Hey, guys, is this normal?  Kind of day turning into night, you know, end of the world-type weather.  Is this -- guys?"

today my mom and i discuss season 3, episode 21 - avatar - as well as blonde babes, creepy old women, bogus lie detector tests, and coma pep talks. why do they call them air bags if they actually fill up with nitrogen? support your local alien gang and buy official x-files with fox merch here!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-x-files-with-fox/

today my mom and i discuss season 3, episode 20 - jose chung from outer space - as well as chefs kiss special effects, venus lovers, mashed potatoes (and sweet potato pie), and cult leaders. support your local alien gang and buy official x-files with fox merch here!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-x-files-with-fox/

today my mom and i discuss season 3, episode 19 - hell money - as well as "here's johnny," confusing lotteries, the dude from jurassic park + mr robot, and effie trinket. may the odds be ever in mulder & scully's favor. support your local alien gang and buy official x-files with fox merch here!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-x-files-with-fox/

today my mom and i discuss season 3, episode 18 - teso dos bichos - as well as the big cheese, so many RIPs, scary scary house cats, and the vine of the soul. support your local alien gang and buy official x-files with fox merch here!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-x-files-with-fox/

today my mom and i discuss season 3, episode 17 - pusher - as well as cool cop names, cerulean blue appreciation hour, the ancient relic that is the pay phone, G men, and bad bad bandwagons. support your local alien gang and buy official x-files with fox merch here!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-x-files-with-fox/

today my mom and i discuss season 3, episode 16 - apocrypha - as well as scully's high heel running, the lone gunmen's ice skating, hong kong vacays, intelligent oil, and THE LOOK. support your local alien gang and buy official x-files with fox merch here!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-x-files-with-fox/

today my mom and i discuss season 3, episode 15 - piper maru - as well as deep sea creepiness, the art of sarcasm, scully the airplane expert, fox's dumpling era, slow story tellers, and the return of krycheck (that ol jerk). this episode was off the rails and we are here for it! support your local alien gang and buy official x-files with fox merch here!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

today my mom and i discuss season 3, episode 14 - grotesque - as well as luscious locks, Batman comics, bullies, ugly gargoyles, and pickle juice shots! support your local alien gang and buy official x-files with fox merch here!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-x-files-with-fox/

today my mom and i discuss season 3, episode 13 - syzygy - as well as ryan reynolds (whatever happened to that guy? hope he's still getting work), dorky high school photos, road trip arguments, fabulous feather lined robes, indoor smoking, homemade mustard, and good old fashioned posses. support your local alien gang and buy official x-files with fox merch here!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

today my mom and i discuss season 3, episode 12 - war of the coprophages - as well as rotten teens, thomas crapper, the abuela virus, dung doctors, and tin foil tails. this episode was SO much fun to watch and discuss. government, please don't ban us! support your local alien gang and buy official x-files with fox merch here!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.bonfire.com/stor...

today my mom and i discuss season 3, episode 11 - revelations - as well as the impracticality of white shoes, evil Homer Simpson, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, rectal thermometers, and Mulder's pouting because he wanted Scully to draw him a bath. support your local alien gang and buy official x-files with fox merch here!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.bonfire.com/store/...

today my mom and i discuss season 3, episode 10 - 731 - as well as train surfing, weak rizzes, Mulder's quarantine era, and bad serial killer names. APOLOGY IS POLICY. support your local alien gang and buy official x-files with fox merch here!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-x-files-with-fox/

today my mom and i take a break from the x-files to discuss a potential serial killer here in austin, texas. lots of people here in town are talking about it so i asked my mom to tell me a story about him or her. we will be back on our x-file grind next week as per usual. the truth is out there! support your local alien gang and buy official x-files with fox merch here!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠...

today my mom and i discuss season 3, episode 9 - nisei - as well as ads from the back of magazines, mr. rat tail himself, pickle juice shots, and mulder's parkour era. how did fax machines even work? support your local alien gang and buy official x-files with fox merch here!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-x-files-with-fox/

today my mom and i discuss season 3, episode 8 - oubliette - as well as SOUP TALK, fox middle name danger, fake trees, and innocent bandwagons. nothing is going to spoil us! support your local alien gang and buy official x-files with fox merch here!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-x-files-with-fox/

today my mom and i discuss season 3, episode 7 - The Walk - as well as relaxing hydrotherapy, sadaam's boys, old fashioned answering machines, stanford from sex and the city, astral projections, and underwater bunking broncos. support your local alien gang and buy official x-files with fox merch here!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-x-files-with-fox/

HAPPY 1 YEAR PODIVERSARY TO THE X-FILES WITH FOX! Thank you everyone for your support and coming along on this journey with us! today my mom and i discuss season 3, episode 6 - 2Shy - as well as power suits, gigantic cell phones, how to pronounce the word medieval, talking about Bruno, odd jobs, good old fashioned hacking, and terrible police sketches. did you know scully is a medical doctor? supp...

today my mom and i discuss season 3, episode 5 - the list - as well as transmigration of the soup, going ROGUE, prison shop class, good old fashioned beat downs, and the importance of remembering scully's birthday. support your local alien gang and buy official x-files with fox merch here!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-x-files-with-fox/

today my mom and i discuss season 3, episode 4 - clyde bruckman's final repose - as well as bad psychics, tasseographers, the Burger King king, fat little nazi stormtroopers, killer pies, and the big BOOPer. support your local alien gang and buy official x-files with fox merch here!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-x-files-with-fox/

today my mom and i discuss season 3, episode 3 - d.p.o. - as well as rotten teens, epic chill, lazy coroners, babes, dairy queen, and live fast, diarrhea. support your local alien gang and buy official x-files with fox merch here!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-x-files-with-fox/

today my mom and i discuss season 3, episode 2 - paper clip - as well as VERY UNPROFESSIONAL ASSASINS, so many nazis, alphabetical order appreciation, and cowboy boots. support your local alien gang and buy official x-files with fox merch here!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-x-files-with-fox/

today my mom and i discuss season 3, episode 1 - the blessing way - as the Hotel California, bunker homes. sad Scully, old fashioned standoffs, and princess parking. what is the smoking mans actual job anyway? support your local alien gang and buy official x-files with fox merch here!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-x-files-with-fox/