Christopher Armstrong

The Wyrd Ones

Religion EN ↓ 13 episodes

Dispatches from a neurodivergent magician questioning everything he was taught. For the wyrd ones ready to stop hiding and start activating. thewyrdones.substack.com

Author

Christopher Armstrong

Category

Religion

Podcast website

thewyrdones.substack.com

Latest episode

Jul 11, 2026

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Episodes

You Will Find Your Purpose Where You Find Your Happiness 11.07.2026

Last episode I hit pause on a movie because it was mirroring my own nervous system back at me and I couldn't take it. This episode I finish it, and I finish the thought. Like Stars on Earth follows a dyslexic kid getting punished by a system that has no room for how his mind actually works. Sound familiar. I talk about what happened when I sat back down to watch the ending: a new teacher walks in,...

Like Stars on Earth 09.07.2026

Watched Like Stars on Earth (Taare Zameen Par) tonight. A kid getting punished for being wired different. Had to stop halfway through. Started crying, and it wasn’t really about the kid. It was about me at that age, the version of me that got good at performing instead of falling apart. High achiever. Competent. No one had to yell at me because I’d already learned how to make myself acceptable. Ta...

They Built a City Over the Old Magic 25.06.2026

Standing on Calton Hill in Edinburgh, surrounded by obelisks, monuments, and an unfinished Parthenon, I didn't see a park. I saw a circuit board. In this audio I walk through what Calton Hill actually is, what it was before the Enlightenment got hold of it, and what was deliberately overwritten when they planted monuments to rational philosophy, military victory, and imperial science on top of an...

The Grid is Shifting 23.06.2026

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How to Lift a Family Curse 20.06.2026

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What If He’s Not Crazy? 17.06.2026

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Stop White Knuckling 08.06.2026

I recorded something real today. Then it disappeared. I shifted from frustration to trust. It showed up at 2:33am. Turns out that's the whole model. Listen to find out what I mean, and why I'm building something for people who are done forcing. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thewyrdones.substack.com

Drink Your Shadow 04.06.2026

I n 2020 I was introduced to urine therapy. Since then, most mornings, I drink at least some of my own urine. I know. This episode is not here to convince you of anything. It is here to give you two honest voices in genuine dialogue so you can think for yourself. I recently started aging urine again after nearly two years of traveling made it impossible to maintain the practice. While lying in the...

The World As It Is Can't Be Fixed. It Must Be Rebuilt. — Audio Essay 21.05.2026

Prefer to listen? Here's the full essay in audio form. Read version is here if you want the footnotes and the rabbit holes. Find the original here: This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thewyrdones.substack.com

You’re not disordered... 28.08.2025

This isn’t just a podcast. It’s a transmission. A remembering. If you’ve ever felt like the clown in the office, the misfit in the family, the one whose nervous system just couldn’t take the lies—this is for you. In this episode, I explore: * The nuclear initiation of Earth’s awakening * The deep pain and sacred purpose of not fitting in * Why the system was never built for people like us—and why...

🎙 The Slow Hike: Breaking the Pattern of Doing 27.06.2025

After a mountaintop vision quest, I chose not to push... but to slow down. In this audio from the Pyrenees, I reflect on: Breaking the habit of constant doing Listening to nature’s rhythm A quiet moment of clarity about my father’s biggest regret Sometimes the deepest transformation comes when we stop trying so hard . This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribe...

What the World Took From You (and How to Get It Back) 20.06.2025

This came through raw after a powerful breathwork session. We live in a world that conditions us to abandon our childlike wonder—to toughen up, shut down, and perform. But the truth is… that part of you never left. It’s still there, waiting. This is a vulnerable share about the cost of growing up—and the invitation to come back home to yourself. 🎥 Watch the video above. 👉 Ready to reclaim your I...

Where Do I Belong? 17.06.2025

As I wandered through the misty streets of Bilbao, I felt something stirring in my bones — not just admiration for the Basque people and their enduring sense of identity, but a deep yearning of my own. The Basque fight to preserve their language, culture, and independence ignited something in me that I didn’t quite have a name for… until now. This episode isn’t just about Spain. It’s about identit...

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