The Worst Year of Our Lives

“That was a good Jerry Lewis impression. Now say the N-word.” Yeah, it’s probably a Scott and Drew episode. Please participate in our interactive poll.

The Harris Brothers put the third K in Kronik. Lance Storm is a slave trader. Tony Schiavone is the voice of a nation. With special guest Greg Sage.

Drew and Scott go undercover in the gay community for 18 years and report their findings. This was definitely recorded after the last episode and not before.

Dan is briefly un-fired to provide an 18-years-late LIVE REPORT of Nitro from Kelowna, British Columbia. We ruin PCO’s 2018 indy resurgence. The Harrises accidentally hate-crime Bryan Clark. Is this a bit?

Someone’s listening to these because they keep getting marked as explicit. Is clownface racist? Have you ever French kissed a tit? Bestiality Talk 3.0: Goofy & Pluto edition.

All aboard the listener-ship! Bestiality Talk 2.0 and Kidman gets a new theme song. New Jack has four justifiable suicides. Bill Bixby played Lou Ferrigno. Civil War: 69 vs. 67.

The boys choose their Will & Grace avatars. Tiger Woods and Lance Armstrong are the only heroes America has left. Scott invents a fun new racial slur.

WCW Guy-tro brought to you by Cloaca-Cola. Lance Storm wins 3 straight matches by submission but Scott is more interested in naming the entire cast of the Carol Burnett Show. The hubris of uploading 2 eps in a week thinking we can catch up is embarrassing

We sift our way through too many face/heel turns and too many women allowed to speak on microphones. We check in with Cecil B. D’Milf and Racist Two-Face. Dan and Kelly are still fired.

We’re late so here’s a super-sized episode. More talking, less people. The number one alt-right wrestling podcast on iTunes. Send us your cool swastikas.

Laws are relaxed. Enjoy some gay marriage word problems. Kelly’s last name is Christmas. What is Tank Abbott’s type? The end of the worst half year of our lives.

Big T? More like low-T. Nitro: the other N-word.

Coffee is for closers.

Kevin Nash eats a little Korean. Shawn Stasiak has an inexplicably good match. Three counts no longer require a pin, or even for you to be anywhere near your opponent.

Two world title changes, one of which occurs in a wrestling match. Rey Mysterio takes his dick out. Kronik does 3 costume changes. GI Bro is stealing valor. With special guests Greg Sage, Alex Zayne, and Rickey Shane Page, & studio audience Allan and Liz.

Dan loses it in the first 60 seconds. We pair off into Hollywood couples. Disclaimer: the views and opinions expressed by 3 members of The Worst Year of Our Lives DO reflect the views and opinions of the 4th member. It’s a cuck or be cucked world.

Look what The Cat dragged in (it’s Terry Funk). Is Vampiro magic? Is Mike Awesome a Hasidic Jew? Bryan Clark gets eaten by a car. Bowser gotta fuck.

DDP drinks piss. Scott makes 11th century history jokes. Lex Luger? More like Lex Loser. Daniel Fedak is a juggalo.

Interspecies ménage à trois. Kronik hate good jumpers. Vampiro loves the smell of dead pussy.

Big Bang Theory vs. Young Sheldon, Deck the Halls vs. Christmas with the Kranks, David Arquette vs. Eric Bischoff

You cuck me, I cuck your dad. You bring a knife, we bring a gun. With special guest Shane Sweeney.

The Wall’s real name is Malice. Scott makes a great abortion joke that nobody enjoys. Taped in front of a live studio audience, a.k.a. Allan.

Look, next week’s Russo/Bischoff reboot is going to take time to perfect. Take a week off and think about what you did.

The end of the worst Q1 of our lives. Lex Luger murdered an angel.

Lane and Rave talk about chasing rizzats and we ponder the relentless cruelty of life. Hulk Hogan is a big bald bastard and deserved what he got.