The Worst Year of Our Lives

2019 Year-End Awards Part 2/2. Find out when Scott will invoke his one steal in the thrilling conclusion. Why have a dog lick peanut butter off your balls when you could lick peanut butter off a dog’s balls?

2019 Year-End Awards Part 1/2. ‘Tis better to take than to receive. We only listen to audio porn now. Stay tuned for the Caroline Rhea Show.

We discuss the ramifications of consensual adult incest and start lifestyle blogs. Why don’t they make the whole PLANE out of the woman? With special guest Shane Sweeney.

A NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 14 preview pre-empts our regular holiday episode of our Little House on the Prairie podcast. Shout out to Buzz Aldrin.

Scott rigs another election. Southern plantain owners. The all-female reboot of Charlie’s Angels.

Getting a blood transfusion from Magic Johnson while also having sex with Magic Johnson. Serial killing tips. If Slapnuts Boulevard Could Talk. #CancelScottHenson

Don’t close up shop too soon. Sixteen seventeen-year-olds can’t be wrong.

Open up your Caesarean zippers, we’ve got an international guest who’s worried he might not be racist enough for the podcast but then remembers he’s British. Take off your shirt and jacket. With special guest Chris Goodwin.

Why are we finding ways to prolong this?

I can’t even repeat the funniest thing we said.

Hop a plane to Nigeria by way of Palestine, it’s time for the Oxycontin episode! Come enjoy Scott’s last episode before his inevitable overdose.

Wrestlemania 35 review. I forgot to yell about how Baron Corbin takes Germans, so pretend I did that. Drew correctly predicted the entire main card’s results because he’s a nerd.

Wrestlemania 35 preview. April Fool’s, it’s just us talking about our periods for 2 hours. Drew doesn’t know how Wheel of Fortune works.

A new Benoit murder theory involving Chavo Guerrero and blackface. Shout out to our favourite actor/rapper Gizz Ahmed. Guest live tweeting by Chris Frank.

I think we said Shakira did 9/11? I dunno, we had low blood sugar.

Put on your roo suit and wave to Hard-R Shimizu as you pass by. We’re goin’ down unda!

A very timely NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 13 review. Scott agrees to release his private email server.

2018 Year-End Awards Part 3/3. Will Drew be able to keep up his stupid announcer voice going into hour 4? What does NOLA really stand for? Should ALL wrestling be watched on opiates? When was the last time we were happy?

2018 Year-End Awards Part 2/3. “Tamina was so fat I thought she was Nia Jax” and other woke takes. Scott turns into Nancy Kerrigan.

2018 Year-End Awards Part 1/3. The hunt for the LGBTK Killer is on. The preamble turns into an amble. Wrestle Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

If you want to make an omelette, you have to rape a few eggs. Behind the Candelabra, The Normal Heart, MC Skat Kat, Under the Umbrella Tree, Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey, and I guess Nitro.

The boys discuss the origin of the pride flag. Reading, ‘riting, math: the three R’s. Big election in Japan. Dead midgets as far as the eye can see.

The boys try to remember things that they could easily just look up. Brought to you by Spike Lee’s Hulk and Bryan Singer sewing machines.

We’re just cruisin’.

Sorry for the delay. Drew had polio. But come celebrate the last cool 9/11 in America’s history with us, won’t you?