The Worst Story Ever Told

Our party meets a genie and wishes are granted as new characters are introduced into the fray.

We learn what the party has been up to in the village of Mudhorn (or whatever it's actually called). Questions are asked, and new abilities are revealed!

Our party travels into the Mirkwoods (or whatever its actual name is) and bond even more as they learn new things about each other!

The Narrator and Loremaster spin their tale (a little extra sleepy) of the party going down to scope out the man-ish, spider-ish creature to help them on their quest.

The party (aside from Gorse) learns Geb's backstory as well as more information about the creature they're going to encounter in the spooky ooky cave.

Learn what happens after the party frees the Phoenix and reunites him with his love! Revenge and justice are given, and Rivenspring is once again on fire. (Explicit episode for themes of sex)

The party (minus Toursten) makes their way into the cavern holding the Phoenix that they've been searching for! The Storyteller does her best to remember puzzles and fun fight scenes!

The party prepares to give the tiara to Christine and make their way towards the underground passageway that holds Phenix, one of the Fire Elementals. Let's see if our storyteller can remember all the plot points and names this time!

The party has left the crypt and is now headed to save the town of Rivenspring from being on fire (for the second time)! They're still on track to remove the fire orb from the Tiara and get out of town, but will they succeed? Find out on this hilariously bad retelling podcast, The Worst Story Ever Told!

The party (minus Gorse) passes a test and learns the tale of Victrola Rivenspring!

The party journeys down into the River family crypt, and things aren't as straightforward as they seem.

Join the party as they start a new sidequest by gaining information in the most roundabout way possible.

The party goes on an espionage mission to find out more information about the town they're visiting alongside the most powerful people in the area.

Follow the party (to the best of this podcast creator's ability) as they make their way out of the deadline tunnels and out into the REAL WORLD! This (terribly told) story is about to get interesting.

Our party begins its journey out of the magical valley and through a cave system to get into the rest of the world! Follow along to see their completely accurate, and not at all misremembered adventure!

Start this journey from a magical valley with secret tunnels and yummy pizza! This episode (and the start of the podcast) takes place at the start of campaign 2 of the role-playing game. While campaign 1 will be referenced, any previous knowledge gaps will be filled in (to the best of memorization ability).