The Worst Idea Of All Time

Bit of a big announcement at the end of this one so stay tuned till the end! The boys are doing well; Tim's eating porridge and a friend directed Guy in a movie that he doesn't remember starring in? A fantastic dad is going Worst Idea method on a film with his teenage daughter and now HATES THE MOON! Also, if you met Guy and were worried you weren't cool enough, rest assured - you f***ing are! Hos...

Lockdown Friendzone with a plus one! Guy’s partner, filmmaker Chelsie Preston-Crayford joins us for the Friendzone ( watch her film Falling Up here if you’re good with watching something beautiful and a bit intense). Guy’s taken a pro-book stance and is apparently, suddenly anti-COVID. Meanwhile everyone’s thirsty for CATS (2019)’s buttholes and we’ve got ANOTHER fantastic PhD student to throw on...

What is this a crossover episode? YES! Fellow Little Empire podcast Cult Popture and The Worst Idea of All Time watched 9/11 movie starring Charlie Sheen. The whole thing is a bit of a hot (but low budget) mess, although Tim didn’t think it was altogether that bad. Who will emerge cancelled from this crisp one-hour review of a movie that bit off more than it can chew? Check out Cult Popture Check...

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT . Hey man, fuck you folks - this movie full sucked. It's a quagmire of terrible story, corporate intrusion and unbelievably bad decision-making across the board. Hoisting a whole film's story on an emoji? Dumb. Putting it on the 'Meh' emoji? Insane. Hoste...

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT . It's 1996 and Hulk Hogan is a big, big star. Jordan Belfort is a film producer. And a young girl named Mila Kunis has just landed her first big screen role. Now it's 2019. A devastatingly hung over man named Tim Batt and his airport-dwelling pal, Guy Mo...

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT . Guy would like you know that the Lamont Landers Band rules. What happens when you take a human billboard and plop him inside a Christmas movie where Santa goes to jail, a 16-year-old runs away from home and ad exec John R. Cherry III just wants to get p...

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT . Jamie Lee-Curtis? Sure! 3/4s of a scene dedicated to Tim Allen not wanting to donate to charities on Christmas? WHY NOT! This is a movie brought to you by the mind of John Grisham(!) and starring a man who thought it'd be a brilliant idea to do a massiv...

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT . Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito are engaged in a suburban pissing match, the likes of which Massachusetts has never seen before. Some dickhead (Broderick) is gearing up for a a family-focused tradition Christmas when another dickhead (DeVito) moves n...

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT . Jesus H Christmas - this latest (final?!) instalment in the Breeniverse is a doozie. This time we've got double the Breen and half the sanity. The big BreenThemes™ are well and truly on show as we deal with an alien(?) transhuman(?) AI(?) semi-human pai...

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT . Hard Ticket is the pinnacle of 80s cinema. That is assessment of your frosty fellas. This movie stars four Playboy bunnies, one bazooka, a soap opera icon, and a snake infected by cancer-ridden rats. Truly, it has it all. The film doesn't make a wh...

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT . Welcome to the 90 minute (or 91 if you watch the French version) Gary Oldman internet-loved treasure, Tiptoes. It's a movie about little people. It's a movie with a lot of stars. It features possibly the most abrupt ending in cinema history. Timbo and G...

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT . Holy shit - what is this movie?! The fellaz don't know but they sure loved it anyway. What an amazing 1 hour, 19 minute gift from the Patreon pals - This 2004 time travel movie is as confusing and dense as it is beautiful. Aiding the exploration of this...

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT . What happens when you get a tonally confused movie about a dying, genius 11 year old who gets French kissed by a drunk Sarah Silverman, but Guy only watches the first hour of it? THIS FREAKING EPISODE. In what could be described as a coup for the boys,...

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT . Your boiz have dived head first into a crazy loss-generating comedy (hold the comedy, thanks) about a small town boy turned porno star. It is an interesting ride. Christina Ricci is in this movie. So is Richard Gilmore (from Gilmore Girls). So is Nick e...

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT . DC Cab aka Street Fleet is a beautiful piece of 1983. Mr T? Check. Gary Busey? BELIEVE IT! Bill Maher? Sure, why not?! This is a movie of a different era and it is jolly good fun. Low stakes, crazy antics and about 100 different characters solely existi...

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT . A love letter from Timbo and a somewhat scathing critique from Guybo on the matter of 2002's Van Wilder. This film has a special place in Tim's heart but that is not enough to elevate Guy's true ambivalence for this piece of early 2000's cinema gold. In...

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT . You maniacs couldn't decide on which Christmas-themed movie we should watch so WE WATCHED BOTH! Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas & Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa.  Saving Christmas is Kirk's earnest and Christian attempt a convince his...

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT . You absolute monsters. By popular decree Tim (and sort of Guy) watched Jersey Girl and Gigli back to back. It was not pretty. These Bennifer vehicles are poorly remembered in the halls of cinema history and the boys found out why. While Jersey Girl is p...

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT . Take Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughan, Jonah Hill, Richard Ayoade, $68,000,000 and put on a very low heat. You've now made The Watch, a decidedly mediocre 2012 film about a neighbourhood watch group taking on an alien invasion. It's fine! Hosted on Acast. See...

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT . Universally considered the worst animated kids film to ever be released to the cinema; Foodfight! A $75m budget and 10 year long production period could only deliver 90 minutes of PS1-era visuals, an indecipherable plot and sexual overtones wrapped in t...

Tim and Guy have been separated by world events but they are together FOR YOU. Guy is trying to outrun his friend, Tim has created a new streaming webshow ( Facebook.com/ThisIsHappeningShow ). Some great support for the CATS (2019) mini series, Ph. D holders get in touch with the fellaz and we also get the feline goss from a cinema-worker. We also hear a totally heart-warming letter from a new mum...

This was originally a pay-walled episode available only to Patreon supporters. Please consider if you can #PayTheBoiz at patreon.com/join/TWIOAT . Sweet baby Jesus, this was a curveball. Take a fantasy rom-com, add a dog, subtract a soundtrack and you're halfway to figuring out Love On A Leash. This film is brilliant and recommended to all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...

WOOPS - recorded this a month ago and forgot to upload it. The dudes are together in a studio where they can smell each other's farts. Does Sandler deserve all the money he gets? Can TWIOAT episodes exist in a dream? The fellaz get the inside word on Hot Air Balloons and Paul Blart and Guy's podcast series HOSTING (which you've probably already heard). Some big ole donations and lovely messages. H...

What's with dragons in movies? Tim and Guy CANNOT stop singing songs from CATS and rank the CGI'ed animals (the monkeys were great). Tim pitches a prequel to Dunston Checks In. Guy wants Marvel to chill out on the muscles and Tim wants fat and skinny X-Men! Also a definitive explanation of why The Wild Thornberries was a better execution of the Talks-To-Animals format than this movie. Hosted on Ac...

Turns out getting high before the film makes it better. We discuss two amazing characters, Jeff (Geoff?) and the dancing monkey. Tim unveils an incredible theory tying a family tree together and Guy shares disappointingly missing parts in the film that ARE in the trailer. The wastage of a ship has really captured the boys' imagination. Guy explores how it is that everyone agrees this is bad. Tim d...