The Worst Idea Of All Time

Cards on the table, Tim got too stoned for this watch and is struggling HARD to make sense of not just what happened in the movie but exactly which movie he watched. Was it Emmanuelle's Love? Possibly but there is a real lack of evidence from the movie itself. Guy tries with all his might to focus Tim and the boiz discuss the financial deals that are an important backbone of this movie. Questions...

Guy and Tim have watched Emmanuelle 7 (1993) and it is a terrifyingly accurate portrait of the future OR of movies about the future (The Matrix, 1999). This movie has it all; VR, sex, othering people who aren't white. Tim is convinced one of the male stars of this film is New Zealand's own Antony Starr. He also firmly believes a Christopher Reeves lookalike has been cast. Meanwhile, Guy has troubl...

Grab your trumpet and a glass of frosty milk from online TWIOAT celebrity the Broox and join us for the Friendzone 104. Guy and Tim have been hitting the snow and our friend has got their Steve Buscemi's and their Jeff Goldblums mixed up. We've got a Brit providing empathy to an Aucklander about their lockdown and Guy is a scenester? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emmanuelle (as played by Sylvia) is replaced by a new Emmanuelle! Same mind in the body of a twenty year old virgin. Meanwhile, Brazil sure looks nice and travel anywhere looks amazing! Remember watching people give each other cunnilingus while a samba class rages on next door? Good times. Tim likes calling body parts privates and can't stop thinking about the Matrix, and Guy sets up a body s...

It's time for some Memento style story-telling because they had to swap actors for the star of the series and we, the softcore audience need a retconned explanation! A Shining Light in record time involving a horse telepathically communicating with the viewer and phantasms! There's a lot of rubbing and caressing but (as you'd expect) no pene and no movement on Boner Patrol. The production of this...

The boiz are back in lockdown and Tim's smashing No Man's Sky while on LSD - a solid recommend! Rob Schneider is on the radar and we've got a question about Metal music. The Hugger Bunch is floated as a viewing option and both Guy and Tim are pretty freakin' terrified by it. A check in on Tanya from all the way back of Season One days and a massive shout out to friend-of-the-pod Rose Matafeo's rec...

Guy's got a big problem with this skin flick and it's a lack of CONTEXT! The boiz have watched the fifth Emmanuelle for the fourth episode because the fourth one, it kinda tricky to find. Enough about that - it's time for some non-sexual fingernails on backs and a brand new Emmanuelle leading lady, plus a 'genius' director. Truly this movie has it all planes, trains, generals and free-spirited wom...

"Goodbye Emmanuelle" is a relationship drama featuring the Neal Breen of 1977 and both does and does not start with a bang. We get a scrotum in this one but sadly no shaft. We try to figure out just what kind of architect is Mr Mrs Emmanuelle is. We meet a very fun character who claims his wife was eaten by a shark and discuss Elvis Presley's lack of ability to tour abroad, plus #FreeBritney! Peop...

Emmanuelle 2 features an unbeatable Frenchman in the kitchen, Balianese cultural dances, coming of age moments and non-explicit sexual content. In this episode we find out Tim knows two ballet positions and Guy knows one more.. The dirty C word (c**tent) is uttered and so is a list of body parts that viewers are treated to in this flick, complete with a disappointing lack of hogs. Acupuncture make...

Tim and Guy welcome you to try and figure out what a radius is. And diameter. And the other bits. Timbo picks the wrong tone of voice for a heartwarming message, a friend watches WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS the best/worst way possible. We dive back into Mr Big's Big Book of Ideas in a huge way. And we get some tantalising behind-the-scenes info on Doolittle and CATS (2019). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

Guy and Tim are BACK! 52 watches of Grown Ups 2. Sex and The City 2. WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS. Sex and The City: The Movie. And now we are throwing ourselves into the Emmanuelle series - a longstanding erotic cinematic universe which starts with 1974's 'Emmanuelle' directed by Frenchman Just Jaeckin (honestly). We dig into the difficulty with assessing foreign films, the allure of squash and Guy introd...

Thanks to Kiera for her constant request of this review. The VelociPastor (2018) is a triumph of filmmaking for Writer/Director Brendan Steere. It's a whole 75 minutes and it's a whole movie. A movie about a man. A man who is a pastor but soon then after, also a velociraptor. Tim and Guy troubleshoot and discuss the movie, Pigmy humans, Mark Zuckerburg's juicy ass and whether you should kill pimps...

Welcome to the 'zone everyone. It's time to open a big book of ideas, remember some incredible meme videos of yesteryear and catch up with Timbo and Guyguy. Today we also hear from friends who have cousins in Grown Ups 2! And a discussion on himbos - something the fellaz know nothing about! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Watch the video of this episode here . We did it. We all did it together; 100 Friendzones. To celebrate, we invite you to crack open a bottle of bubbles and enjoy some messages of support from some friends including Paul F. Tompkins, Amy Hoggart, Justin McElroy, Ben Acker and more. Letters of support and love and derision. Stay tuned till the end for a big announcement on Season Five. Hosted on Ac...

Director Raja Gosnell and the ghost of screenwriter John Hughes overcome the thwarting of YouTube.com and their repressive live-streaming rules to bring you the Director's Commentary for the Blu-ray of Home Alone 3. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy and Tim are back in the same room for the first time in a long time and frankly, it's a beautiful thing. The fellaz are still going toe-to-toe with Home Alone 3 and discussing the finer points of Jelly vs Jam. A decision is made to make Jeff Bezos as rich as possible, as quickly as possible, and then end him. Guy finds the best actor in the movie. A new addition of Stuck With Stuckey and we fi...

The fellaz do the math on Worst Idea in totality and try to figure out what the podcast should be able to do by this stage. A pal of the pod, David Correos weighs in on this film (and loves it). Some fantastic eye acting from Alex in this watch and you simply can't put this kind of pressure on Karen (or can you?!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's lucky number seven on the Home Alone 3 watches and Tim is not having fun. America has an incredible issue with their bread. The fellaz tuck into a new episode of Stuck With Stuckey, then discuss Beefhouse, Full House and ultimately Aunt Becky going to prison. Guy is very critical of the Chicken Pox make up on this film and Tim breaks down the budget for Home Alone 3.  Hosted on Acast. Se...

Tonight we gonna party like it's Friendzone 99 - CAUSE IT IS! Ya boiz have been reading like a pack of nerds and shout out to Eamonn Marra's 2000ft Above Worry Level . Also shout out to Kiera's BIG HONKING $200. And to Guy Mont- Spelling Bee and to Tim's HAPPENING live streams. And most of all... TO YOU! xo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim and Guy ponder what would have happened if they had never stopped watching Grown Ups 2. Tim and Guy have a heated debate about whether Home Alone 3 is a feminist text or not. Is Brady going to team up with Brady the Rat King? And how WELL is a donkey doing to have sex with horse?! Also, Tim introduces Stuck With Stuckey. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, guess what? Tim lost his audio so it's up to you to use your IMAGINATION! This episode's audio is available for download here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/sf4s7sy1125r93e/TWIOATES05.mp3?dl=0  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy outlines how Home Alone 3 came into being and there were MISSED OPPORTUNITIES, y'all. We're worried about the marriage of Mr and Mrs Pruitt Apple, and suburban Chicago's top sex therapist, Mrs. Hess. Plus a chat about level of violence and prevalence of guns in this family friendly flick. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim ate a chicken but it's okay cause the chicken was basically a fascist for a bit. Guy tries to figure out what nationality the badies are. According to Guy, the technology in this film SCREAMS Tim Batt. Wrist cam. Microchips. More laptops than a Neil Breen movie. We chat about whether Sony is till a good brand and if we're allowed to speak ill of Steve Jobs. Guy remembers seeing an old man almo...

Tim and Guy rip into the film's soundtrack and specifically, dig into the briefly-lived pop punk band, Cartoon Boyfriend. Guy makes the argument once again that Home Alone 3 is a feminist text and Alex's dad is the worst salesman his company has ever seen. The fellaz explore the possibility that Mrs Hess is an absolute sex machine. And is John Hughes an ass man? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

Welcome to another ill-fated season of The Worst Idea of All Time. This time, Tim and Guy are watching Home Alone 3 every three days for as long as they're in lockdown. This is the first Home Alone movie not to star Macaulay Culkin and Tim is not happy about this. Theme music by Disasteradio Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.