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Two sides of the same rebooted coin. Jeremy Irons vs. Rachel Weisz in a 1v1 cage match to see who can better chew up some scenes playing two nefarious twins. Which did we prefer? Well, you might find out rather quickly.

Which choice was the smart, concise, and clever attempt and which was the stunted, boring, and overly complicated mess of a botched shot? The Worst Critics are back once again debating which is better, 90s Bruce Willis vs Richard Gere or 70s Edward Fox vs. Michael Lonsdale? You may find the answer surprising... but probably not. Find out which version of the classic cat and mouse structure we pref...

Listen along as you escape mundanity with the help of The Worst podcast hosted by The Worst Critics , while the fireworks outside your window grow louder: ta-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa. It's no secret which one of these Noah enjoyed more. Find out if Ben Stiller has redeemed himself to us in this new episode of Re-Boot or De-Boot !

Should one rely on solid, able features or ditch them for the newest model? Is one of them quite possibly the single worst movie either of The Worst Critics have ever seen? Not only is it possible, it's highly likely. Is the reboot better than the original, though? Our expectations for these movies were near the sea floor, but lo and behold, they somehow disappointed. L'chaim!

Which film better tackles monotony and which wastes more time than necessary? Empty message or heartbreaking labor? Quit wasting your life and find out now on the newest series from The Worst Critics! Getting back into the swing of things, so forgive us for being a bit rusty. See ya in 2 weeks! Theme by the ever talented Foolstack .

Reviews here! Getcha reviews here! No news whatsoever, just good old fashion critiques from your least favorite critics!

If you don't call any audibles, you won't make any touchdowns. Someone said that once, right? Well, today we called an audible and decided to do the reviews, and the reviews alone. Find out what we thought about an awkward Thanksgiving movie + Fetty Wap's newest project!

Just the reviews for this week! Find out what we thought of Adele's 30 and Will Smith's latest oscar-bait, King Richard. We will be back with our regularly scheduled programming next Friday!

"Tom Hanks only makes good movies," was probably said by someone who hasn't yet watched Finch. A short news week followed by a short review of a movie that's too long and an album that's too short? Tag along as we chat about food deserts, bad anime, Y: The Last Man getting cancelled, and Jonah Hill playing Jerry Garcia in episode 55 of The absolutely Worst Critics!

It's a short one this week! Dive in as we talk about reboots, a lot of Netflix live action anime, and our reviews of The French Dispatch + Lana Del Ray's Blue Banisters. Thanks for listening!

Nolan's Oppenheimer, Matt Damon, Chris Pratt voicing a beloved character, Ana De Armas, and Donkey Kong are all topics for the day. Sound familiar? Keep listening to hear our reviews of Ed Sheeran's most recent project, and Netflix's newest foray into the western genre, The Harder They Fall! Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have decided to review Netflix's western, The Harder They Fall in lieu...

Well, 52 episodes down, only 948 more to go. Join us as we talked about Barbie, Emus, Vikings, and the Wolfman. This is all before we dish on Mac Miller's Faces + the new Dune reboot. Thanks for listening!

The Worst Critics , braving sicknesses, ailments, and illness to bring you quality content every week. Join us as we discuss The Haunted Mansion (again), incoming disasters, a Helen Keller biopic, Apple TV shows, and plenty more! If you make it through all that, you'll be treated with some reviews of Ridley Scott's newest outing, The Last Duel + Young Thug's newest project, Punk . As always, we'll...

Did you wanna hear about G4's relaunch, That 90's show, Paranormal Activity 7 set in an Amish community, NCIS, a Walking Dead spin-off, and a pretentious sounding Netflix original courtesy of David Fincher? No? Well, too bad, because we talk about all this and more here on Episode 50 of The Worst Critics. Keep listening to hear our takes on the newest James Blake album and the newest James Bond mo...

We are back with a short one! Barely any news to talk about and even less of what we did this week. Topics include: TV shows that Noah thinks have been on the air longer than they have been, Disney+, hulu reboots, and of course reviews for HBO Max's Many Saints of Newark and Meek Mill's Expensive Pain. Thanks for listening! See you next week, same time, same place.

We're back baby! Coming to you on our most definitely, regular scheduled release day. This week's news includes Mario movie casting, Gladiator 2, Russia, our long time favorite topic: Disney. Keep listening to hear our thoughts on the Peacock original, My Son starring James MF'in McAvoy and new album, A Beginnner's Mind by Sufjan Stevens and Angelo De Augustine.

(updated) The reviews are in! Noah is back with this week's news update, talking about Netflix's new Kevin Hart movie, Netflix's new acquisition, Netflix's legal troubles, and other non-Netflix news. Thanks for listening, specifically to the Baltimore/DC region because you guys keep downloading.

(REVIEWS NOW INSIDE) Sit back as Noah catches you up on this week's news including but not limited to: Tomb Raider anime, Twisted Metal TV show, Jeopardy! Hosting troubles, and a show about sentient Bat-cars. Hopefully, we will add the reviews to this episode later in the week. Thanks for listening! Listen now for our reviews of Annette and The Melodic Blue!

Yeezy or Dreezy? Yeezus or 6God? Drake or Ye? Find out if we liked Drake's Certified Lover Boy and the new Lil Rel Howery comedy, Vacation Friends. That is, after we fill you in on scoops including: Nic Cage, Owen Wilson, Viola Davis, Jodie Comer, a Whitney Houston biopic and Ben Affleck.

This week, we talked about some of our faaavorite and most beloved topics: The Expendables series, video game adaptations, celebrity biopics, Disney reboots, and the new entries in horror movies surpassing 6 films. After that, you get to catch up on our weeks and learn just what we thought about the new Candyman movie and Halsey's IICHLIWP! See you next week, same time, same place!

We have returned with your regular scheduled programming. A full, feature-length episode with conversations about Wes Anderson for the millionth time, Magic The Gathering Netflix show, Gene Roddenberry, Misha Green, and Jeopardy!'s new-ex-host. Keep on listening to catch our reviews of Lisa Joy's neo-noir, Reminiscence and Lorde's latest project, Solar Power. Enjoy!

New computer, new problems. Join John and Noah as they try to deliver an entertaining meta-episode talking about Field of Dreams TV show, My Hero Academia live-action movie, Sly Stallone, Shang-Chi, High School Musical: The Musical, Columbo, and much more. Hopefully, we will have a full-fledged episode next week so bear with us. Thanks for listening!

Tell me, if a podcast talks about Idris Elba playing Knuckles, Fat Vampire books series, Chronicle 2, Animaniacs, Bam Margera, The Knick, and Mother Earth Plantasia yet no one listens, did we even talk about it? Grab a chair and sit back as we chat about all this and tell you whether Billie Eilish's newest album and Michael Sarnoski's new film are worth your time. Apologies in advance for the audi...

Tom Hanks, Tiffany Haddish, Apple, A24, Doctor Who, The Bachelor, and Commissioner Gordon walk into a bar... We forgot the punchline, but we were sure to remember to talk about all these things. Hang around and catch our reviews of David Lowery's The Green Knight and Isaiah Rashad's The House is Burning. update: Drake's album did not come out, so we are reviewing Billie Eilish's Happier Than Ever...

Subjects In Order of Appearance: Joaquin Phoenix, Baby Sharks: The Movie, Michael B. Jordan playing non-Clark Kent Superman, Pokemon show, KrypToadians, CyberToadians, Casa Bonita, The Knick, The Morning Show, Review of Leon Bridges' Gold-Digger Sound. Review of the latest entry in the M. Night Cinematic Universe, (Do line breaks work in podcast descriptions?)