The Worriers

Barry keeps getting interupted by the council cutting the grass, Hayley is hot and sweaty, we both have a terribly quiet gig, and we look into the application process for Virgin Island.

Hayley has a friends reunion is a spa town and attracts the local barflies and Barry tries to pull a fast one on an Italian.

One from the vaults due to half term, going waaaaay back to when Barry actually tried a fat jab (which he wasn't allowed) and Hayley putting a hole in the ozone layers for lols (also not allowed). Plus our hot tips for the Edinburgh Fringe.

Ball ironing, dying on your arse, dogs called Kevin and far, far worse.

Every fancied attaching a car to your privates? This is the episode for you.

Inventing gigs and the birds and the bee's in this tension packed episode

Hayley's birthday "special", Barry tries to understand the Tate brothers and a listener has a mattress issue....

Worries made worse, Barry upsets a bloke with an odd name, Hayley hoodwinks a pensioner. Standard.

We made a chart! Friends.....

It's half term, so here's a dip into the Patreon archives, it's all festive and warm and cuddly....until the elves get mentioned. Like this? Get more at patreon.com/theworriers

Hayley throws a wild accusation out there, Barry insults a new listener, and we ring our mates to tell them we love them. Doesn't go well.

In this action packed episode we discuss gigs gone wrong, bad advice, bad charity stunts, voice-over work and MORE! "Surprisingly inappropriate" is one of our better reviews. Come find out why.

Happy 2026! We return with all the usual stuff, with new resolutions that will have been ditched before this even gets released.

Starting figts with other podcasters, an ill-advised visual game and crap Santas

Stats special! Ft. Chico, inappropriate comments, Hayley gets a gift, like and subscribe smash that button ring that bell

We are back with a festive feeling plus and harrowing story about being taken hostage in the name of one man's mission to go to the Edinburgh Fringe.

We take a sec to grab our breath, check out the new jingle, POF conspiracies and biohacking, whatever the hell that is.

Hayley has some disruptive audience members at her show who she cannot throw out and Barry nearly kills Scott Bennett and his family. All lighthearted fun on a Tuesday morning! Fancy more? patreon.com/theworriers

We are BACK, with a brand new season and a brand new outlook on life. Yep, that's exactly what is happening.

We return with a troublesome episode that refused to upload for ages. Fingers crossed!

We return with a fresh (use by 16/9) episode after our (Hayleys) summer holidays with another fun packed epsiode fo your favourite show, fun for all the family (unless you are related to the wests or Tony Martin)

Barry reaches new lows and Hayley fully embraces it

Another slice of Patreon gold whilst we are summer holidaying, don't forget that there is always a fresh new episode every Friday here: patreon.com/theworriers

A super-special summer holiday extravaganza begins! Thansk to all our Patreon for making this happen!

Hayley has been running! Barry has had a photo taken! An announcement is made! Don't forget the live show! 👉 https://wegottickets.com/event/666472/