The WonderLand

Geoff reveals that windows aren't doing us any favours, that some things can't be owned, and that small packages can be disappointing...

Geoff wonders if coffee is really an effective anti-terrorism weapon, and suggests that apparent insanity may be our best defense against unwanted surveillance...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/yfymep/S2E15_Transcript9c0tt.pdf

Geoff comes clean on the meaning of existence, searches for dead birds and - armed only with a roast chicken - gives unwanted answers...

Geoff stays in bed to kill time, sings about party time in Trondheim, and suspects supernatural activity at the supermarket...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/6i4kc7/S2E13_Transcript95aav.pdf

Geoff identifies those most in need of a vacation, sings about having Nothing For August and explains why the Swiss love Germany...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/2kuysv/S2E12_Transcriptab81k.pdf  

Geoff ponders baking by remote control, sings about perfect love and considers eating out to save the planet...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jeivyz/S2E11_Transcriptb5aax.pdf  

Geoff stares at the floor, plays a fairly weird song and explains how joy might be only 24 hours away... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/4qvy8y/S2E10_Transcript76owo.pdf

Geoff finds something actually good about social media,  explains why humans and politics don't mix, and locks the flamethrower away... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/rddefa/S2E9_Transcript8ie0q.pdf

Geoff insists that sweets need to be unhealthy, tries to save time in the bathroom and explains why teeth are a luxury item...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/giq7ku/S2E8_Transcript733yp.pdf  

Geoff takes a good look at foot fashion without needing a reason, and reveals how you too can be friendly and angry at the same time...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/z4jire/S2E7_Transcript7gbtw.pdf  

Geoff considers the advantages of crappy eyesight, tries to focus on fashion and suspects that extraterrestrials just aren't that into us...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/nq3gs9/S2E6_Transcript5z6r3.pdf  

Geoff contemplates creation, makes like a dolphin, and looks to the supernatural for a new life insurance product... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/tyigaw/S2E5_Transcript5zzit.pdf

Geoff shows lactose some love, avoids toilet humour and checks the munchie decibels...    TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/svkrmj/Transcript_S2E48p8c7.pdf  

Geoff minimises food risks, offers relationship tips, wonders if animals can boogie, explains the benefits of being bored, and starts with the pillow talk, already...   TRANSCRIPT:  https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/tbxnuc/S2E3_Transcriptax1rb.pdf  

Geoff salutes the late Steve Irwin, dispels some tourism myths, takes a musical look at baskets and reveals why a fatal nibbling might be only natural...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/tfdugm/S2E2_Transcriptagzku.pdf  

Geoff combines things with beer, gets a bit older and ponders the potential joy of stupidity...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/im2ej7/S2E1_Transcript7ajbe.pdf  

For the finale episode in Season 1:- Geoff suggests stockings for horn players, explains why earth hasn't been destroyed by aliens, and considers boning up on his Russian folk song repertoire...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/yzrd6j/S1E20_Transcript7i3br.pdf  

Geoff tries to avoid disappointment, ponders the power of negative thinking, and reveals golden opportunities for furniture manufacturers and fast food franchisees... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/graibc/S1E19_Transcript7ov9a.pdf      

Geoff talks risky waiter-speak, explains why everyone is nuts, and reveals how to get rid of friends with fake food...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/s8ate2/S1E18_TRANSCRIPT69yj3.pdf

Geoff digs into our ancient entertainment roots, offers a sneak peek at the next best thing to you, and spotlights a little-known addiction...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/f35nyz/S1E17_Transcript7chi2.pdf  

Geoff questions the known, gets stared at by a toddler in a shopping trolley, showcases a new song, becomes suspicious of pets and Googles God...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/wmyshm/S1E16_Transcript5yx9v.pdf

Geoff heads west, shares his fear of toddler surveillance, searches for truth and calls a spade a spade; whilst simultaneously frightening the cat...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/4j2gdc/S1E15_Transcriptajqzv.pdf  

Geoff digs into his linguistic roots, sings about the weight of your words and takes a risky ride down memory lane...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jq83t9/S1E14_Transcript98zgl.pdf

Geoff tucks into future food, goes intragalactic with the music, and checks out the car pool...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/9z64gh/S1E13_Transcriptbd6x2.pdf

Geoff gets curious about swords and dragons, tells insects to shutup and explains why we've got birthdays all wrong...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/c66ris/S1E12_Transcriptbcrhp.pdf