The WonderLand

Geoff prepares to be surprised, exposes the dangers of chewing gum and toilet paper, explains why saliva might be the next wave, and Little Kev turns up in swimmers...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/64e94k/S3E21_Transcript8lpjc.pdf

Geoff reveals why we need bad language, plays the piano, and identifies non-existence as possibly the ultimate public relations challenge...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/apiexs/S3E20_Transcript9nluo.pdf

Geoff suspects that Swiss retailers are about to take a literal approach to killing time, concludes that the kids are doing it tough, and Little Kev recommends the emu ears... TRANSCRIPT:       https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/y84iaj/S3E19_Transcriptah2me.pdf

Geoff gets paranoid about his home entertainment system, contemplates playing gigs in another galaxy, and sincerely hopes his deceased relatives aren't watching over him...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/w7uxia/S3E18_Transcript68jpj.pdf  

Geoff asks for the old unimproved toilet paper, wonders if icing mixture in coffee could be the next big thing, and goes to hell and back with Little Kev... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/7ry4y7/Wonderland_S3E17ae97o.mp3  

Geoff turns traditional Swiss wind instruments into car roof racks, suggests hardware shopping as a form of revenge, and explains why canned fruit might be more attractive than we thought... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dx9fgc/S3E16_Transcript7dp1n.pdf  

Geoff reveals an intolerance of mixed sweets, tries to have a conversation whilst singing, and Little Kev talks pro yoko bono ono... or something... TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/crays4/S3E15_Transcriptb1swv.pdf  

Geoff tries to sneak a peek at the crystal ball from the worst seat on the bus, rehearses being dead, and realises that the birds actually got a raw deal...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/w97592/S3E14_Transcript7vvxa.pdf

Geoff - possibly disguised as a lemming - ponders the dangers of deceptively-named legumes; mulls a return to the convenience of stoning and the establishment of an international Festival Of Misery; and Little Kev puts everything in the house on wheels...

Geoff considers the mystery of orange, ponders the perfect pet, and takes a trip to Norway...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/jtz4t2/S3E12_Transcript7xzy7.pdf

Geoff wonders if people in large trousers have something to hide, talks time travel with Little Kev, and suspects that Swiss and German legislators might have a sense of humour after all...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/cu59ac/S3E11_Transcript686il.pdf  

Geoff sticks his fingers in his ears, explains how grieving the loss of a loved one can be deadly, and wonders if early '70s unemployed Canadian hippies might have had a point after all...

Geoff's memories head south in a Holden Kingswood station wagon, Little Kev contemplates downhill skiing in a kayak and humanity gets a rare round of applause   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/hddbrp/S3E9_Transcriptadkbz.pdf

Geoff expounds on the worldly wisdom of a famously tight-trousered trio, tries unsuccessfully to haggle on eBay, and encourages control freaks to take some time off...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/aksdk3/S3E8_Transcript983b8.pdf

Geoff talks revolutionary approaches to food processing, suspects that we actually do want the printed junk mail in the letterbox, and Little Kev gets a bit shirty...  TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/aitpcw/S3E7_Transcript_8281k.pdf

Geoff tries to avoid being a mastication nazi, explains why podcasts don't necessarily suck and why sleep is really annoying   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/dzidwj/S3E6_Transcript7lv3j.pdf

Geoff turns a blind eye to 17% of the roast chicken stuffing, talks camouflage with Little Kev, and gets annoyed about stupidly-named things

Geoff exposes the cruelty and deception behind a beloved comestible, adds to his musical palette and explains the similarity between Pink Floyd's David Gilmour and KFC

Geoff chooses the steak over the soybeans, worries in advance with Little Kev, and discovers that we actually don't need to see it to believe it   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/53caut/S3_E3_Transcriptbpm8a.pdf

Geoff contemplates the mystery and inevitability of annoying surprises, talks reincarnation and hopes there'll be room for some negotiation...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/78ka4u/S3E2_Transcriptaztr4.pdf  

Geoff wonders about wires, predicts Hollywood's next big thing, and suspects surreptitious supermarket slavery....   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/3gi5np/S3E1_Transcript9q17q.pdf  

Geoff wonders whether 100 years is enough already, considers a "can't be arsed" clause, and becomes immersed in entertainment...

Geoff washes the outside of the car, avoids the housework, and suspects that fibs are unavoidable...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/d7qcmx/S2E19_Transcript60zor.pdf  

Geoff feels guilty about curry, explains why anger might be a job qualification, and feels a bit sorry for the narcissists...   TRANSCRIPT: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/ivynqu/S2E18_Transcript7tj3g.pdf  

Geoff ponders the badge of squalor, wonders if the curtains are hiding anything, and proves that there's something in absolutely everything...