The Witty Committee™️

It's official: love is out, heartbreak is in. When Hollywood's teen elite break up, there are only two choices, fight or flight. Anna chooses the latter, and heads east with Sam for some much needed NYC t-l-c. Cammie, on the other hand, comes out of her breakup fists swinging and ready for a new challenge. Will her endeavors in love and business end up in the black, or will there be more...

Ring the alarm! Anna and Cammie are caught trespassing and have to complete community service. Will their charity work pay off and end in a Champagne toast? Or will their budding friendship, and relationships, burn in a blaze of glory? It seems like every good teen novel needs a fashion show, let's see the gals of Beverly Hills High strut on the runway.

Grad caps: off, revenge plots: on. The 50th anniversary BHH senior class is preparing for their post-grad plans, whether that's volunteering at an ashram or finding out what really happened to their dearly departed mothers. There are a few final tests, and relationships will be rocked. Will they pass with flying colors? Listen now to find out.

Prom is meant to be the Oscars of the high school social scene, but at Beverly Hills High, it's more like the Daytime Emmys. We know that Anna, Sam, and Cammie are all in relationships, but will their dates make prom a night to remember? Or will their white knights get in the way of a happily-ever-after? Courtney and Clare take a deep dive into their juiciest episode yet. 

Welcome to Vegas, baby! The city of greed, gluttony, and all kinds of other sins. The cool kids of BHH head to Las Vegas to blow off some of that second semester senior year steam. Parker tags along, and so does Ruby Hummingbird (at least in Dee's head), while Anna is in for two big surprises she wasn't expecting. Can our friends make it big, or are all bets lost on the strength of their...

LA's hottest weekend getaway is La Casitas. They've got everything: a Trump:The Art of the  Deal book-on-tape, a nudist colony, and mezcal worms that might be hallucinogenic. Anna and Sam lose themselves in the desert, but only one of them really gets found. Adam spends the whole book not losing  it , which makes Cammie more obsessed than ever (we're still big Adammie stans). Can ou...

She's living in a material world, but Anna ~isn't like other girls~ in Beverly Hills. She's too busy balancing boys and unpaid internships. Cammie loses the last boy she ever thought would leave her side (her father,  duh) to Anna, and finds herself marooned on Lonely Island with only her new stepsister for company. Can Cammie count on a new knight in shining armor to save the day?...

What's hotter than the LA sun, being locked in a sauna or Cammie Shepherd's rage? Anna and Sam travel to the desert to reimagine  The Great Gatsby , with a few tagalongs. Anna's sister Susan spoils the fun and Ben Birnbaum comes clean. Can Anna handle the heat?

Anna Percy is a virgin who can't drive. When she touches down at LAX, Anna thinks she may have left her copy of "How We Do Things: East Coast Wasp Edition" behind her. The new Anna is ready to play the LA way, and has the perfect boy toy to play with. Will she lose it all to Ben Birnbaum, or just lose her head to the witches of Beverly Hills High? 

Hey there Upper East Siders! It's our last episode and we're taking it all the way back to the beginning. It's the winter of 10th grade, and everything is going just fine.  Nate is sober (from pot), Blair has two semi-committed parents, and Serena is being sent to boarding school. Dan and Jenny are equally obsessed with Serena, for vastly different reasons, and Vanessa is still dete...

6 New Yorkers. 4 winters. 1 dead monkey. The answers to all the questions we've been asking: can high school sweethearts go the distance? Is a 4-year degree all it's cracked up to be? How old do you have to be to be a cougar? Pop the champagne as we laugh, cry, and discuss the merits of designer mutts.

Summer is ending on the Upper East Side, and our characters are packing their bags. Whether you're driving a U-Haul full of LL Bean Bags or a Beamer packed with Louis Vuitton, college is just a few rest stops away. However, they've got one more chapter to write before they can close the book on their NYC lives. Blair and Nate come off of their love boat to a rude awakening. Serena is on...

The Hamptons sun is hot but our favorite Upper East Siders are even hotter. This week we follow our muses and their doppelgangers to the beach, but they quickly find themselves on the run in a vintage Aston Martin (cue Taylor Swift's Getaway Car (or James Bond?)). Dan finds out that he might have more in common with Walt Whitman than he thought, and Vanessa stumbles into an a-muse-ing situati...

If you enjoyed  Flowers in the Attic , do we have a disappointing episode for you! This week Blair flees a bitchy Brit named Camilla (sounds familiar) for the safety of a 9 to 5, Serena competes with Paris Hilton for a Golden Raspberry, and Nate is on location for Townies Gone Wild. Plus, we've got a yoga sex cult and the return of our least favorite director (so far). Will we finally get som...

Thank you for joining us this week for Sad Boi Hour. Graduation is upon us (well, most of us) and with that come a lot of big life changes and even more clichés about what it means to grow up. Blair may have found her knight in shining armor, while Serena is stumbling her way through Blair's dream life (again?). Dan wants to sacrifice his $80k education for his on-again/definitely-off-again g...

We're on a boat and it's going 0.5 mph, and we've got a nautical-themed Senior Spa Day commemorative t-shirt on. Everything's bigger on the Upper East Side, including senior skip days. Between a lover's den at the Plaza and stowaways on mega-yachts, it feels like no one's at school these days. Maybe that's on purpose for our favorite Serena wannabe freshman. Tune...

April showers usually bring May flowers, but this week they're bringing unwelcome houseguests of all shapes and sizes. College decisions are out, and we may have uncovered a conspiracy big enough to make the cover of Treats magazine. Speaking of uncovering treats, we've got a virgin cult, a surprise baby, and a potential "don't ask, don't tell" conundrum on our hands....

It's spring break in NYC and it looks like everyone's turning over a new leaf. Nate is "sober," Chuck is gay, and Blair is starting to see someone from her past in a whole new light. Dan commits mail fraud and Jenny learns that, sometimes, secrets are preferable to the truth. Is another talk about the birds and the bees in order, or are we on the hunt for a different ski bunny...

There are only two things that our Upper East Siders want to see in their inboxes: college acceptance letters and fashion show invites. While not everyone scores an invite to the ball, it's definitely a fairy tale in Manhattan. We've got a night in shining armor, Snow White, and a troll named Mystery Craze. Will Serena and Aaron find their happily-ever-after? Can Blair skip ahead a few c...

The year is coming to an end, and that means many things on the Upper East Side. College applications are due, but Blair and Serena are more focused on their tans than they are on exams. Dan learns just how treacherous a woman can be, and Vanessa accidentally exposes a minor (all in the name of art, right?). Can Blair shake off her suitors and nail her essay? Will Serena learn to go with the Flow,...

If you're looking to experience second-hand embarrassment, this episode has it all: a second marriage that might be for real estate property, vegan trustafarians in motels, and numerous crash-and-burn college interviews. Courtney and Clare follow our favorite Upper Eastsiders through a tumultuous Thanksgiving season where more than one relationship gets rocky. Will Blair and Nate finally do ~...

CW: eating disorders, sexual assault, drug and alcohol abuse Witty Committee here, your one and only source into the scandalous books we know as the Gossip Girl series. Welcome to season two. We've graduated from middle school cliques to waspoids and Audrey Hepburn-wannabes, so this week we're tackling the eponymous first book in Cecily von Ziegesars's hit series. Don't worry,...

In celebration of our season finale, we're watching the cult-classic, Oscar-snubbed film adaptation of  The Clique . Produced by Tyra Banks, this direct-to-DVD masterpiece had us feeling nostalgic for years and episodes past. Grab a drink and join us as we finish  The Clique  with a bang.

After hearing her father's devastating news, Massie's not sure what she's more nervous about: losing her money or losing her friends. When Claire convinces her to open up to the Pretty Committee, Massie realizes the truth will set you free. And there's nothing broke girls like more than free stuff, right? With the biggest party of the year comes the biggest twist of all, and it...

Massie made her bed, but will she have to lie in it, or is it already infested? Claire and Layne form a peaceful militia and lead a coup through the halls of OCD. Can their new government withstand a united Pretty Committee? Can Massie shake off her nerves and finally kiss Landon? Or will the Block estate begin to crumble around her, brick by brick?