The Witty Committee™️

Princess Mia once said “I can’t be a princess! I’m still waiting for normal body parts to arrive!” But at least you don’t have to wait for season 6 to arrive. Join us as we discover the best kept secret in Europe and pick our new least-favorite BFF.

Lexa’s on the brink and Ariana’s on the edge. Headed into a final battle with her arch nemesis, Ariana has only one goal: she must die. But who is she? No one knows. We may never know. Listen anyway. (Still no witches)

Its a cold November in the nation's Capital, and Briana Leigh Covington is finally winning. It seems like everything is falling into place for Arianna, with her inheritance in hand and the hottest boy on campus on her arm. But will that ever be enough for our power-hungry protagonist? Or will there be blood?

If we can't get witchcraft, murder will have to do. Ariana breaks her clean streak and loses her head in the bloodiest book yet. It's Halloween and there are many secrets to uncover, make sure to check underground.

Ariana’s made it to the big house—Privilege House, that is. But Kaitlynn Nottingham is nipping at her heels faster than Brigit can learn to walk in them. Will they all make the cut for the secret society, or will one of them tap out early?

This week, Ariana cosplays as Courtney and Clare: shopping in Georgetown, rushing a secret society, and crushing on the boys at the boathouse. But will Kaitlynn get even before Ariana can cox her way to safety? Let's hope her dreams can stay afloat. 

We’re kicking off season 5 by turning the murder dial up to 11. Billings Girl-turned-serial killer Ariana Osgood is back with a new master plan to live the life she truly deserves—even if it means ending a few lives in the process. Who will come out HBIC (Head Briana-Leigh In Charge?)

It’s the end of the series as we know it, and we feel…confused. Tune in to see if the curse can get reversed through the power of friendship. But maybe the curse was the books we read along the way? TW: no magic 👎🏻

It's Reed's birthday, and this time the Langes are giving her more than a gift. They're giving her The Gift. Of Witchcraft. (Reed's a witch, and we are unhinged).

We saw Eliza Williams with the Devil! Or that's what we would say if this was  The Crucible , I guess. There are witches at Billings, and there always have been. We’re using our witch powers to travel back in time to visit the OG Billings Girls, including Theresa Billings herself. Let’s see what secret fun these twisted sisters can get into.

Double, double, boil and bubble, we know a Billings girl who may be in trouble. Noelle is still missing and Reed is losing it for real this time. Josh tries to help pull together a suspect list, but someone is definitely watching her, she swears. Will she rescue Noelle in time, or will she be left out in the cold all alone?

Merry Christmas! We're seeing red and white this Christmas, but it's not decorating a tree, it's Ariana's blood-soaked jacket. Before Reed walked the halls of Billings, there was another "outsider" who felt just as out of place. We learn more about Ariana and her mommy issues. Are we being bullied into reading  Privelege ? We'll see!

Billings is dead, long live Billings. Reed doesn’t know what’s worse: that her home was torn down, or that she has to face her new BFF making out with her ex everywhere on campus. But when a secret book offers her another chance to rule Billings, Reed decides to take her future into her own hands by turning to the past. 

Reed is definitely the victim, ok? She's not paranoid, she's totally safe, and she's definitely not seeing dead people.....right? Upton fails to save the day while we get to meet another possible love interest, Sawyer. Daniel has big mommy issues, and all of the men in this book have problems. And cause problems. So many stalkers and attempted murders, who can even keep track anymor...

After the second psycho sister ruins a semester at Easton, Reed and the Billings girls are in need of some serious rest and relaxation. A week on the beach? Yes, please! We know that these girls never leave competition far behind, and Reed is always up for a challenge. St. Barths might need to keep an eye out, there's a forecast for a Christmas hurricane. Can everyone make it home alive?

Reed is forced to leave everything she loves behind, which of course begins her hero arc. Like many great sleuths before her, Reed uses her (questionable) intellect and sheer determination to crack the case of the century..... or at least the semester.

No more Josh. No more Gwendolyn Hall. After the (decrepit building) fire that was Legacy, Reed’s clinging to her Billings presidency tighter than she clings to TJ Maxx sweaters. Is she at risk of losing the house, too? Definitely, if her stalker has anything to say about it…

2 years at Easton, 2 students dead, and 2 legacy parties—that is, if Reed can snag everyone an invite. Easton's been snubbed by this year's mysterious host, and she needs to pull through as the newly-appointed president of Billings if she wants to impress...Noelle. Who has returned to finish out her senior year, but definitely not steal Reed's spot, she pinky swears. Which is great,...

It's a new year at Easton Academy, and there is a new head b*tch in town. While Cheyenne may think she's in charge, Reed works to overthrow her newly formed empire. Will Billings House become a breeding ground for losers? Or will Cheyenne manage to keep out the riff raff while also stealing boyfriends?

"Psycho Killer? Qu'est-ce que c'est?" - Serena Van Der Woodsen after she murdered her French teacher. Which she doesn't actually do in this book, although there's plenty of gruesome death and dismemberment in this special spooky bonus episode! Enter an alternate universe where Blair picks over her victims almost as much as a vulture would, and Jenny has large boobs an...

Reed's first semester at Easton is almost over, but there are so many questions still left to answer. Who really killed Thomas Pearson? Is Reed even remotely capable of making good grades without exceptions? Is Billings House really worth it? Everything comes to a head as we unmask, or really un-mesh bag, the real killer. 

Thanksgiving break has come to Easton, and Reed Brennan is thankful for one thing: a tall drink of water named Josh Hollis. Can Reed keep her mind off of her newly deceased ex-boyfriend, or will he come to haunt her in more ways than one? 

The season is changing and so is Reed’s fortune: from no-name sophomore to the youngest Billings girl. But her fairytale is looking more Cinderella than happily ever after, because Thomas is still missing and she has a ball to attend—that is, if she can snag a coveted invite. Will Whit be her knight in shining armor or a frog prince?

September is the season of change. The leaves fall, we buy all new back to school wardrobes, and a new season of The Witty Committee drops (of course). This season, we are shedding our old personas and turning Pennsylvania Mary Sues into boarding school ingenues. At Easton Academy, Reed Brennan learns that Cs  don't  get degrees and to become a Billings butterfly, she'll need to spread h...

It's the season 3 finale, and it may mean life or death. With more twists than a pack of twizzlers, can Zoey Dean tie up loose ends, or will we be left hanging?