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The Wittering Whitehalls

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Have you got a problem? Are you at the end of your tether? Perhaps you’d like to enlist the help of Michael & Hilary Whitehall? This podcast is your invitation to take a comfy seat in the Whitehall family home and garner their thoughts on everything from workouts to weddings, seaside towns to social media and everything in between. Expect rants, raves, harsh truths and expletives as Hilary & Michael consider your points of view and possibly even help you solve an issue! The Whitehalls are offering you complete access to their combined life experiences and the precious wisdom that they’ve gathe...

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

LIFE LESSONS: "If you're giving advice, be nice." 06.02.2025

Mr Whitehall is still battling a malady, but Mrs Whitehall is back in the business of handing out sage advice. What to do if you're criticised by an older relative on your parenting style? BREATHE! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episo...

Nursing, Copycats & Guitar Lessons 03.02.2025

Mr Whitehall dragged himself from his sick bed this week, all in the name of fulfilling his duty to you, the wonderful DL's. On the slate for discussion, is a DL with a copycat problem (nobody likes a copycat!) and a budding guitarist who can't quite get the momentum going. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a Whats...

LIFE LESSONS: "Give it the beans..." 30.01.2025

Are you a fussy eater? Do you know, or deal with a fussy eater? Mrs Whitehall does! What can be done with those who just won't give new things a try and stick rigorously to the dishes they know? You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode...

Solo Activity, Nosing About & The Other Jack 27.01.2025

Whilst it might be confusing to hear Mr & Mrs Whitehall in their Putney home one moment and half way across the world the next, it is well worth it. Settle in for your usual dose of multifaceted emails, PLUS, another instalment of The Wittering Whitehalls Tour Diaries... This time from New Zealand! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perha...

LIFE LESSONS: "Press the microphone button!" 23.01.2025

A mystery has been solved in the world of The Wittering Whitehalls... It turns out that what first appeared to be mischief was, in fact, a simple misunderstanding of technology! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit...

The Local Council, After-Show Rituals & Tour Diaries! 20.01.2025

They're back and they're, frankly... All over the place! Recorded just before they hopped on a plane to Singapore, we start in Whitehall Towers for the usual - some lovely DL emails - before we fast forward in time for something brand new in WW's world! It's time for The Wittering Whitehalls Tour Diaries! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, pe...

LIFE LESSONS: "Be true to yourself." 26.12.2024

Come and join Michael & Hilary for a Boxing Day life lesson, born out of a legendary nativity performance from DL Wendy's son... You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be su...

Stockings, Cards & Christmas Movies (with special guests Jordan North & William Hanson!) 23.12.2024

It's a great big Christmas special mash up in the podcast universe this week, as Jordan & William from Help I Sexted My Boss join Mr & Mrs Whitehall for a spot of yuletide larks. So, how old should the 'children' of the family be, before Santa stops bringing them presents and is it acceptable to do your own thing when your a guest at somebody else's house for Christmas? You can email your...

LIFE LESSONS: "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story." 19.12.2024

We can all agree that the stories you hear on The Wittering Whitehalls are very interesting and thoroughly amusing, but are they consistent? Luckily, there is always a keen-eared DL on hand to do a bit of fact-checking! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +4...

George Martin, Christmas In The Garage & Poached Turkey 16.12.2024

What would happen if for whatever reason, Mrs Whitehall was unable to produce the wonderful Christmas lunch that she has done so many times before? What if Mr Whitehall had to step in? Plus, how do you turn down an invitation that you don't really want and does Nigel Havers remember a job he did in the late 1970's? You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail....

LIFE LESSONS: "There's not an awful lot you can do about moths." 12.12.2024

So, what can you do if you've got a moth problem? Well.... Not much, but also not nothing . As always, Mrs Whitehall is here with some pearls of wisdom and Mr Whitehall is ready and waiting with a moderate, to gale-force rant. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them i...

New York, Tasmania & Yawping Cats 09.12.2024

The team at Whitehall Towers are fairly certain that this week sees the very first use of the word "yawping" on the podcast. Find out what it means within! Plus, stories from The Big Apple and a wonderful tale from history - sent from Tasmania! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why...

LIFE LESSONS: "Answering the door? Put on a coat!" 05.12.2024

There are a couple of emails to deal with this week... First of all, a DL with access to the very highest rungs of power and influence and second of all, a DL who can't dress properly for the weather at this time of year. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to...

Light Packing, Flying Cars & Shoegate 02.12.2024

Another week, another 'gate' at Whitehall Towers. What on Earth took place during 'shoegate'?! Plus, Julie from Taunton has a husband that refuses to pack a suitcase and Callum has a question about the early-adoption of flying cars. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send...

LIFE LESSONS: "Dim the lights and relax." 28.11.2024

It's not often that things get testy at Whitehall Towers whilst the podcast is in session. Stronger words are usually reserved for pre and post-record. However, that is not a hard and fast rule and this week, the Whitehalls are on the warpath. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why...

Wobbly Shoes, Hugh of Orange & Sightseeing On Tour 25.11.2024

It's an all sorts episode this week. There's an update from the DL who once dressed as Donald Duck (you remember, don't you?), a question about entertaining the kids and whether or not there's time for sightseeing when on tour. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them...

LIFE LESSONS: "Mulch your beds." 21.11.2024

At this time of year, the green-fingered DL knows that there's work to be done in the garden. Luckily, David the gardener is on hand with some handy hints if you need help getting started. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contai...

Wardrobe Malfunctions, Toothgate & Katie from Kent 18.11.2024

Not all of us have suffered a wardrobe malfunction, but todays DL certainly did. Plus, some Christmas present advice and a cheeky voice note from Kent! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes...

LIFE LESSONS: "Get yourself a towel that nobody else has got." 14.11.2024

It's time for the maiden Wittering Whitehalls voice note! Remember to keep sending them in to the number below. Find out what DL Jenny's particular quandary was and how team WW's would have got around it. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 Thi...

Master of Ceremonies, A Photo Request & Musophobia 11.11.2024

You DL's know your stuff, that's for sure. This week, a soon to be married DL needed to put her fiancé right about what Mr Whitehall would and wouldn't do and it's likely that she's spot on. Plus, helpful rats doing a wonderful job and a request for a photograph, from Kenya! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a What...

LIFE LESSONS: "It's not ungrammatical, it's just silly." 07.11.2024

It's been a little while since the Whitehalls have called Uncle Neil and this weeks email is the perfect opportunity to check back in with him... You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that...

Imposter Syndrome, The Wrong Present & Historical Jesus 04.11.2024

Does Michael Whitehall ever suffer from imposter syndrome? What do we think...? Plus, buying an anniversary present and some of the best place names yet! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and adult them...

LIFE LESSONS: "Don't give up." 31.10.2024

It's not long until Mr & Mrs Whitehall accompany their son to New York for a show at the Carnegie Hall! So, how are the preparations coming along? Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explic...

Trick Or Treating, The Mystery Cone & A First Time Comedian 28.10.2024

We're into Mr Whitehall's favourite time of year... It's the spoooooooky season of halloween and he just can't get enough of it. On the slate this week - trick or treating, some odd goings on in an English village and a first time stand up comedian. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note...

LIFE LESSONS: "A bit of dirt never hurt." 24.10.2024

This week, a tired Mum of two is hoping that Mrs Whitehall can help to bring a bit of calm and order into the equation. Let's see... Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236 This episode contains explicit language and ad...

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