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The Wittering Whitehalls

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Have you got a problem? Are you at the end of your tether? Perhaps you’d like to enlist the help of Michael & Hilary Whitehall? This podcast is your invitation to take a comfy seat in the Whitehall family home and garner their thoughts on everything from workouts to weddings, seaside towns to social media and everything in between. Expect rants, raves, harsh truths and expletives as Hilary & Michael consider your points of view and possibly even help you solve an issue! The Whitehalls are offering you complete access to their combined life experiences and the precious wisdom that they’ve gathe...

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Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

LIFE LESSONS: "Put yourself out there and give it a go!" 27.04.2023

Meet Hilary Whitehall, who will be your careers advisor this week! Plus, the obligatory run down of all the jobs Mr Whitehall has been sacked from over the years! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please review Global...

Cheaters, Looking Back & A Familiar Voice 24.04.2023

It's finally time to put a voice to one of the names you've heard repeated a few times since The Wittering Whitehalls began! Plus, a despicable cheater and a look back at the way things used to be. Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise packag...

LIFE LESSONS: "Do not go near 'extra services' in a hotel..." 20.04.2023

This is a lesson that you'd do well to take on board... If you're ever unsure of what's included, or whether there might be trouble involved with the 'extras' your offered, just run a mile! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all list...

Cruising, Paying Over The Odds & Getting Lavatorial 17.04.2023

You could never say that an episode of The Wittering Whitehalls wasn't varied enough. This week, it's one thing to the next! From a cruise ship query to money badly spent and a diversion into the lavatorial end of things. Let's dive in! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a...

LIFE LESSONS: "You can't go wrong with a tortilla." 13.04.2023

Somehow, a recipe-focused episode has become rather a recurring feature in the world of The Wittering Whitehalls. So here we are again, this time with a listener who's run out of ideas of what to take to the office for lunch. But of course, that's not all... Mr Whitehall still finds time to drop a quick showbiz anecdote. Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or proble...

A Double Celebration, A Legal Missive & A Trip To Berlin 10.04.2023

There's almost too much to pack into this week's edition of The Wittering Whitehalls... First of all, Mr Whitehall celebrates (in his own way) another year on Earth and to add to that, another year of wedded bliss to Mrs Whitehall! Plus, tales of rocking, rolling and a handy guide to gift-buying! Everything is covered! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thurs...

LIFE LESSONS: "Cyclists beware..." 06.04.2023

It was an eventful and unpleasant experience that inspired Mrs Whitehall this week. Suffice to say that if you're on two wheels, you should never take a chance! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Fisticuffs, Family Squabbles & The 'Perfect' Day 03.04.2023

It's time to dive back in to The Wittering Whitehalls big inbox of queries, questions, anecdotes and problems that you, the Dear Listener, have sent in! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! You can email your questions, thoughts or...

Series 3 - Coming April 3rd! 27.03.2023

Assemble, DL's! Hopefully it's not been too long without your twice-weekly visit to Whitehall Towers! Michael & Hilary will return on Monday April 3rd... Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

LIFE LESSONS: "Have fewer baths..." (with special guest Jack Whitehall!) 16.02.2023

Just before they head off for a couple of weeks, Michael & Hilary are joined by Jack once more, to see if he can offer you a nugget of wisdom to mull over until The Wittering Whitehalls return! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your quest...

Conception, Discipline & Tattoos (with special guest Jack Whitehall!) 13.02.2023

So, the cat is out of the bag and you know that Michael & Hilary are joined by their eldest this week, Mr Jack Whitehall! The email inbox still has plenty to give, even at this end of series 2, so let's get into it! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) m...

LIFE LESSONS: "Have a quick spritz of perfume..." 09.02.2023

Michael & Hilary get into what it takes to keep them on an even keel on a day to day basis. We all have down days from time to time, so here are some Whitehall tips on how to bring yourself back up again! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email...

Inventions, Revenge & Snow! 06.02.2023

Get ready for a bit of a surprise in the introduction to this edition of The Wittering Whitehalls! Mr Whitehall has been let loose! Plus, on the slate today, a "million pound idea", a horror story from the slopes and the question of whether or not to leave your nightmare neighbours with a parting shot... Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Witter...

LIFE LESSONS: "Think carefully before you throw out old toys!" 02.02.2023

Following a chance encounter with a vintage Batmobile in his loft, this weeks emailer sets The Whitehalls off on a journey into the past, to their favourite childhood toys! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or pro...

Secret Signals, Friends With Benefits & Musical Theatre 30.01.2023

Any idea that The Wittering Whitehalls could be considered a family show rather go out of the window this week, when the topic of "friends with benefits" is raised. Plus, dinner parties ruined by rude guests and a quick sachet into the world of musical theatre! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate,...

LIFE LESSONS: "Always have a little pot of bicarbonate of soda..." 26.01.2023

So that's the life lesson... But why? Find out why a pot of bicarbonate of soda is a must-have in any household. It all starts with an email from somebody with a stinking hangover! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thought...

Politics, Buffet Breakfasts & Spirit Animals 23.01.2023

There's a rich spread of topics this week, from the thorny issue of politics, which Mrs Whitehall is very concerned about getting into, all the way to spirit animals and what that might mean to Mr Whitehall. Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more conc...

LIFE LESSONS: "Don't leave your phone on a restaurant table..." 19.01.2023

Mrs Whitehall was the victim of theft this week and she's not happy about it. Whatever you do, always keep an eye on your bits and pieces and certainly don't leave them unattended! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thought...

Buying A Sports Car, Hair Dye & Being Too Polite 16.01.2023

Mr Whitehall is full of stories this week and that's exactly how we all like him! There's plenty of advice for a man called Trevor, on how to grow old with grace and a maze of manners and when it's best to say something, rather than just being polite! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform an...

LIFE LESSONS: "Always have an escape route..." 12.01.2023

It doesn't matter where you are... Mrs Whitehall ALWAYS recommends that you have a quick escape route. Find out why in this week's LIFE LESSON! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehal...

Going It Alone, Dieting & What To Call Your "Lover" 09.01.2023

Michael breathes a sigh of relief, as Whitehall Towers are finally, Christmas decoration-free! But with more emails to get through, there's no time for messing about. This week, there's advice on starting a business, how to stick to that new diet and what you can call your partner, if "boyfriend" or "girlfriend' seem a bit cringey! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episode...

LIFE LESSONS: "Always be clear on the rules of engagement!" 05.01.2023

It's quite a niche piece of advice this week, but you never know who might need to hear it. Suffice to say, that if you have a ballet dancer lodging in your house, make sure you're very up front about who should be doing their laundry... Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at a...

Home Decor, Karaoke & Admiration For Others 02.01.2023

There's no mucking about as The Whitehalls enter 2023! It's a PACKED episode this week! There are emails pertaining to decor disagreements, go-to karaoke songs, imaginary restaurants and the admiration one might have for other people! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a s...

LIFE LESSONS: "What to do with the Christmas leftovers?" 29.12.2022

You know, by now, that Hilary has a few kitchen hacks up her sleeve, so here are a few more to help you decide what to do with those Christmas offcuts! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWittering...

Unwanted Gifts, Christmas Dinner & A Seasonal Party! 26.12.2022

A VERY Merry Christmas, from The Wittering Whitehalls, to you! It doesn't matter whether you've got a house full, or you're enjoying a quiet one to yourself, Hilary & Michael are popping round to discuss the most wonderful time of the year! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight,...

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