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The Wittering Whitehalls

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Have you got a problem? Are you at the end of your tether? Perhaps you’d like to enlist the help of Michael & Hilary Whitehall? This podcast is your invitation to take a comfy seat in the Whitehall family home and garner their thoughts on everything from workouts to weddings, seaside towns to social media and everything in between. Expect rants, raves, harsh truths and expletives as Hilary & Michael consider your points of view and possibly even help you solve an issue! The Whitehalls are offering you complete access to their combined life experiences and the precious wisdom that they’ve gathe...

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

Gloomy Weather, Accents & Star Wars 04.12.2023

It's the first time that you're joining Mr & Mrs Whitehall somewhere other than Whitehall Towers! Find out why they're in California and what's new. Business as usual is not affected though and it's time for another crop of your brilliant emails! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that...

LIFE LESSONS: "Avoid committees at all costs." 30.11.2023

This week, it's committees in the line of fire. Lots of people sitting around a table, speaking in a very odd, formal way, all in the name of getting nowhere in particular... Plus, another rant from Mr Whitehall about phrases he hates! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adul...

Meeting Your Heroes, Leaving The Children & Sitting In A Van... 27.11.2023

Imagine a podcast recording that starts just after some slightly testy, marital bickering... It's THIS podcast! Mrs Whitehall has been driven thoroughly up the wall by Mr Whitehall this week, so let's just see what happens! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all...

LIFE LESSONS: "Try and make time for a date night." 23.11.2023

The Whitehalls get into all sorts of unexpected areas in this weeks bonus episode. Get ready for picnics, a cosy night in and even some 'role play'! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please review Global's Privacy Pol...

Announcements, Photography & The Singing Telegram 20.11.2023

Mrs Whitehall is nursing a nasty wasp sting this week, but it doesn't get in the way of proceedings at all! There's plenty to get into, including supermarket announcements, a quick reading from Mr Whitehall's book and some advice for a budding photographer. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adult theme...

LIFE LESSONS: "A trio of soups." 16.11.2023

We all love a good recipe tutorial from The Whitehalls! It's time to take your soup game to the next level and find out why Mr Whitehall is always moving things around... Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please revie...

Handkerchieves, Breakfast & Dress-Making Scissors 13.11.2023

It's a giggly one this week, DL's. The sort of episode that starts in one direction and ends up completely derailed, upside down and on fire on a different planet entirely! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please review Global's Privacy Policy:...

LIFE LESSONS: "Don't shut your mind off to making new friends." 09.11.2023

We're all guilty of saying things like "I have enough friends" or "I don't like meeting new people", but this week, Mrs Whitehall is encouraging you to change your ways! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please review...

Fridge Magnets, Big Birthdays & Getting Caught Chatting 06.11.2023

An Australian DL is in touch this week, pertaining to a very special fridge magnet collection. Plus, the best way to mark a milestone birthday, chatting in the supermarket and a potential Earldom for Mr Whitehall! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners...

LIFE LESSONS: "Lending something? You need to lay out terms and conditions." 02.11.2023

A wonderful email from Jim in Yorkshire throws the Whitehalls into the world of lending and loaning this week, whether it's ever a good idea and how to avoid an awkward situation if you do it! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all l...

Managing Time, Childhood Genius & A Feline Listener 30.10.2023

It's not just human DL's across the world who enjoy The Wittering Whitehalls! No, sir... The feline community are quite partial too. Plus, Mrs Whitehall's tendencies as 'an enabler' and the question of childhood geniuses. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all l...

LIFE LESSONS: "Never mind post-it notes... Leave them an instructional video!" 26.10.2023

There's a beautiful email from an anonymous DL from the Cotswolds this week and as you know, it doesn't take much to get Mr & Mrs Whitehall wittering! Find out who bashed the car, why it's not worth repainting it, and where on Earth the name Joan crops up from! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode conta...

Technical Mishaps, Underpants, & Continuity Errors 23.10.2023

This week... A Gameboy, a pond, a holiday (somewhere) in Devon and a backpack... Enjoy! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

LIFE LESSONS: "If you're dropping a pin... Make sure it's in the right location." 19.10.2023

Who wants to have a guess whether or not Michael knows what 'dropping a pin' is? Cast your votes now and listen to find out! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/...

American Food, Name Dropping & Captain B 16.10.2023

It's time, once again, to gather at Whitehall Towers and see what's in store. This week, some faves from across the Atlantic, a great big name dropping story (we love those!) and a lovely email from an airline captain. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all list...

LIFE LESSONS: "Just tell them, to f*** off." 12.10.2023

There's a big rant incoming, but it's not from the side of the sofa that you'd usually expect... Mrs Whitehall is wound right up this week and all in the name of a DL who stood up for herself in Southampton. Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be sui...

A Saucy Audition, A Whopper & "Extending All Courtesies" 09.10.2023

Where to start? This week, an "anonymous old theatrical type" is in touch about a problematic job offer, Neil recounts his burger experience and Mr Whitehall reveals a shocking story from days gone by! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please rev...

LIFE LESSONS: "Pop it in a houseplant..." 05.10.2023

If you want the Wittering Whitehalls to go weird, they will happily go weird... This week, an email from a listener who was left something quite unusual in her Grandmother's will. Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Ple...

The Wedding Debrief, A Heavenly Voice & A Cashless Flight 02.10.2023

It's been promised for a couple of weeks now, so here's the comprehensive look back at Barney's wedding in Portugal! It all went swimmingly, aside from the kerfuffle on the journey home... You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please review Global's...

LIFE LESSONS: "Try a dishwasher tab down the loo..." 28.09.2023

Mrs Whitehall comes over all domestic today. Everything is covered, from stains, to dust, limescale, polish and more! Mr Whitehall, on the other hand, is a little quieter after a DL calls him a grump! Where on Earth could they have got that idea?! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit langu...

A Free Bike, A Messy Neighbour & A Nightmare At Passport Control 25.09.2023

You find Mr Whitehall in a particularly spiky mood this week and it ought to be said that Mrs Whitehall is only making it worse! Find out why a free bike is not necessarily a good thing and what Mr Whitehall carries in his travel briefcase. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be...

LIFE LESSONS: "Hay fever sufferer? Try this..." 21.09.2023

We can all agree, by now, that from time to time, Mrs Whitehall (and occasionally Mr Whitehall) can offer you a piece of life advice that will prove a game changer... Maybe this week is one of those times. Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suita...

FoMO, Small Talk & The Family Business 18.09.2023

Another week, another crop of emails and another shocking admission from Mr Whitehall. Plus, the peaks and troughs of working with the family and the art of small talk. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please review Global's Privacy Policy: http...

LIFE LESSONS: "Always double check the invitation..." 14.09.2023

How long do you reckon it takes to get from London to Birmingham? Whatever you do, don't trust Mr Whitehall's answer! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/p...

Two Typewriters, A Great Grandfather & Some Hearing Aids... 11.09.2023

This week, through chance alone, the emails are focussed on the more mature listener, but that isn't to say that there aren't some very daft moments along the way! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://g...

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