The Winds of Time: A Wheel of Time Readthrough Podcast

Mike welcomes everyone to The Wheel of Time. Amal gets emotional James educates the dumb Americans Isaiah misses Elyas And everyone considers the Tower schism.

Borat Impressions, Football fan gear, Let There Be Buttcheese, Family friendly improv, Mike didn’t do his homework, Dan Brown (Spoilers for Inferno), Sushi delivery, Veronica Speedwell is horny, Stephen King books, Licanius, Henry Cavill’s mustache, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Kenobi, An Inferno Hot Take, Star Wars, Cloud Atlas, Tom Bombadil, Sherlock Holmes, Gatekeepers suck

Mike doesn’t care about the Licanius Trilogy Amal is a readin’ machine James seeks advice for the most divisive decision of his life. Isaiah has feelings for Aram.

Mike calls out the double standard Amal gets a Comere crash course. James Jameses like he’s never Jamesed before. Isaiah reunites with his favorite character And everyone considers a side trip to Jonloon.

Mike is in denial Amal asks an important question. James picks an internet fight. Isaiah  is confused by the book cover. And everyone is in shock over a stunning identity reveal

Mike is holding Amal is suspicious of Faile James is suspicious of Verin Isaiah is gettin’ that bag  And everyone has their shortest episode to date.

In which our heroes learn you can't go home again. Well, you can, but it's not necessarily good. Mike is an AI voice created by the Wheel of Time subreddit Amal is out this week. James takes a long time to figure it out. Isaiah kicks off the show! And everyone interprets prophecy in their own special way.

Mike edits out just a TON of mouth noises. You’re welcome. Amal draws inferences. James is a dumb-butt. Isaiah is just tinkin’ around And everyone goes down the “What’s up with Silvie?” Road.

In which our heroes make their way downtown, walkin' fast, faces pass and their homebound. Mike throws a hand grenade into the conversation and derails everyone for ten minutes Amal causes Mike to rethink events James gets Girl-From-Ipanema’d Isaiah makes Mike concerned And everyone says goodbye to the Portal Stone Chapter Icon

In which our heroes split up and go their own separate ways, and the REAL Wheel of Time begins Mike drops hints Amal is a ThoMoiraine ship-wright James misreads Mat completely Isaiah is out partying and blowing off the podcast And everyone says good bye to the Great Tree Chapter Icon

In which our heroes make decisions about the future

In which our heroes kill time. Mike blows everyone’s mind with a callback. Amal is a Dreamer. James has parenting advice. Isaiah gets angry at Mike. And everyone is shocked and surprised at the incredible identity reveal

In which our heroes have different conversations in different combinations Mike is an old man. Amal’s contempt for the Forsaken is spreading to the Black Ajah James is the original party animal Isaiah is super sincere and not at all sarcastic. And everybody argues about Mazrim Taim.

In which our heroes settle in for a nice relaxing evening and absolutely NOTHING TERRIBLE WILL HAPPEN. Mike won’t play in that space. Amal has had enough of The Joke. James is in a race between the entirety of the Wheel of Time and Alchemized. Isaiah gets kicked off the podcast. And everybody talks. At LENGTH.

Mike didn’t do his homework. Amal randomly rates everything. James is a habitual outlier. Isaiah has subjective feelings about Moraine that are objectively wrong. And everybody takes a side tangent into Project Hail Mary

In which our heroes fulfill their destinies Mike ditches the podcast. Amal is attacked by a grolm. James sees Agents of the Dark everywhere. Isaiah takes over the Amal Contempt role for this episode. And everybody learns about giant Pakistani lizards

In which our heroes converge EVEN CLOSER Mike sings opera Amal has nothing but contempt for the Forsaken James gots dirty jokes Isaiah stuffed his craw with raw fish and rice And everyone has super realistic hopes and dreams for the finale.

In which our heroes wrap up their book long journeys Mike has Reanimal PTSD Amal gets free books James gets his overthinking shut down Isaiah is the Birthday Boy! And we have our shortest episode ever!

Mike corrects the record Amal has returned! James corrupts the youth Isaiah gets nostalgic And everyone is creeped out by Zarine

In which our heroes begin to converge Mike triggers James Amal doesn’t trigger anyone cause she’s sick James triggers Mike Isaiah tries to trigger everyone And everyone goes about 50/50 on the various prophecies.

In which our heroes make some new... friends? Mike has no interest in Dune Amal is skeptical James is a recovering sicko. Isaiah likes him a sad boy And everyone is DEEPLY suspicious of High Lord Samon

This episode sucks. Like, it's bad. My voice was on the mend, but still super rough, the recording software decided it didn't want to do its job, and everything is garbage and it sucks and I hate it.

In which our heroes continue to uncover intrigue   Mike wants the metric system. Amal locks up. James jumps seven episodes ahead to the book recap. Isaiah DNFs for the very first time. And everyone learns about Möbius strips All about Möbius strips: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj3HqRtC-T8 Today's Lucky Ten Thousand: https://xkcd.com/1053/  

In which our heroes have awakenings Mike IS NOT MANSPLAINING. Amal has a different book. James drills down on familial relationships. Isaiah is a Hawkwing Stan. And everyone has recovered from last week’s little bit of narrative dip.

In which our heroes learn about intrigue Mike is concerned.  Amal takes James’s role. James ruins the magic. Isaiah makes THE OBSERVATION. And nobody likes Siuan’s turns of phrase.