The Whole Cogan

Casey was mugged in Amsterdam twice in one day. Dan goes to a beer festival and tries out a self-defence move he's just learned on Youtube.

Self-referential costumes… cat backpacks… cat mummies… Casey rescue’s a cat from his meth neighbour… Dan wishes he’d saved all his toenails.

Due to some technical difficulties, our audio is not as good as we would have liked for this episode, so we kept it short and sweet.  Hay forks, Frankenstein's numerous monsters, light speed to Mars and T-Rex.

Dan describes a game he learned while working as a lifeguard at a wave pool. A young Casey has a close encounter with an enraged truck driver.

Dan and Casey open up a can of worms labeled 'Sports!'. Within that can is jocks, rednecks, Michael Jackson's glove and Jeffrey Dahmer bringing heads to work. Also sports.

Dan finagles extra pillows and solves a booking mishap at a hotel in a Colorado mountain town. Casey displays his complete lack of baseball knowledge and both declare their pro-beagle stances.

Iron maidens, Trojan Horses and bacon bits. Casey says don't worry about it and Dan doesn't take anyone wearing flip flops seriously.

In this episode, Dan and Casey cover a ranger of 1980's cartoons, ponder the perfect natural disaster scenario for a prepper, and reflect of the fine qualities of bidets.

Casey wants a robot chef and Dan doesn't believe people eat celery. Lives are nearly changed by the presence of beards and the audacity of an air guitar.

Dan and Casey don't like the band KISS but with the help of Carl Sagan, they put it all into perspective.

Dan talks about getting a middle name. Casey is joined by his partner, Maggie, and both describe their early exit from the Norwegian island due to their host's out-of-control behavior.  

Dan has lawn issues. Casey is broadcasting from the Norwegian Sea on a tiny island. Both explore the need to create an adult Guiness Book of World Records, a coffee table book with Iron Maiden and  why the word 'cash' does not encompass magical properties.

Casey is still on an isolated island in Northern Norway and must collect heavy-ass wood on a boat trip up a fjord. Dan is in Phoenix in the game room and both discuss the merits (or lack thereof) of malls, duty free and gun sheaths. Also, Super Mario is Casey's plumber and Dan estimates how many ten-year-olds it would take to bring him down.

Dan and Casey contemplate the art of googling, using calculators to produce big numbers plus one and some of the pranks that their parents pulled on them when they were kids.

Freddy Fresh is revisited and it is still not fresh. Casey sometimes watches shows in the wrong order and Dan cuts his own hair. Also, both realise that their friendship has spanned nearly twenty five years.

Dan loves glow-in-the-dark best when it is not glowing and likes to buy english muffins in bulk. Casey had dinner parties in his Berlin studio but no dishwasher, and now hands out homemade American cookies to his village neighbours.

Dan has a new shirt and Casey has a house number dispute with his neighbour. Dan incurs the wrath of the car guys in the building he is renting and both discuss what is good and not so good at Ikea.

Casey is in a hotel room in Helsinki, Dan is in the game room in Phoenix and they talk about nearly being arrested over the consumption of twenty bananas in Prague.

Welcome to the Whole Cogan! In our very first published episode, Dan pitches his fast food restaurant idea ,  his home security camera surprises a ninja-thief about to break into his car and he tells the story about the strangest encounter with a human that he's ever had. Casey's German village has a hose thief and he contemplates the usefulness of eyebrows on a surprised lizard.