The Whole Cogan

Casey and Dan speculate wildly on yet another topic in which they know very little about.

Dan and Casey spitball the formation of the Cereal Horse League. Also, Dan talks about his experience going to the Grammy awards ceremony and how the swag bag did not live up to the hype.

Dan has a situation in his dart league, Casey has a package thief and both contemplate the ingeniousness of belt buckle chew dispensers.

Wet Willy's baby attack, Disneyland mascot jobs, and horse races with the jockey on the bottom.

What happens in international waters, stays in international waters. Plus tornadoes, bats and drug dealers.

Dan and Casey celebrate Galactic Cat Day by discussing nunchucks, German camouflage, Civil War larping, and cats.

Dan and Casey talk about comedians, art and animals.

Dan has lots of gift cards, Casey has discovered a geriatric corn bandit problem in his area and both have stories from Costco.

Bad drivers in company cars, aggressive robot advertising in Berlin and Pre-funeral Funerals

Dan and Casey talk about some deal-breaking first dates. Also some very factually incorrect banter about dinosaurs.

Dan's adventure in Palm Springs which involved ZZ Top and getting engaged. Casey's long walk and mad, panicked dash through angry bees.

Casey observes a woman on a flight to Sweden scrolling through photographs of fingers on her phone. Dan and Casey come up with new star constellation ideas and Dan survives a five-year-old's birthday party. 

Forest Gump was an ultra-ultra-marathoner. Casey scolds the village kids for pillaging his trash can. Dan's dog-cape invention. Casey's Berlin sex party story.

Ikea struggles, opossums, Xenomorphs, and special beards.

Online Halo posse of 8 year olds, Dan's fancy silverware and Casey's jumping back roundhouse ninja move.

Casey gets arrested by twelve Smokeys after exhibiting scary popes in Atlanta. Dan pitches his adult balloon animal business. 

Dan receives a very practical gift from Casey. Plus, umbrellas for hippies, superbowls, man bags and artsy fartsy.

Encounters with high places, tree houses, lots of zombie talk wrapped up with a bit of Pacman.

This is a rather long and dense episodes. There are drunken parties in San Francisco, little people in airports and close calls with the Hell's Angels. Also, Casey talks about his reason for moving to Germany twenty years ago and Dan grows a moustache so that he can go to a cowboy bar and blend in.

Radioshack, blue jeans beardy band and a hair weave bouquet in the passenger seat. In this episode, we get to learn about Dan to find out what brought him to the southwestern United States.

Casey was accused of eating an imaginary banana and Dan wants a very sensitive clown nose for the TSA to honk in his pocket. Plus Yodacane, for a sore force.

Kite Jesuses and Bubble Jesuses in San Diego parks and the saddest hackysacker in Arizona.

Casey is broadcasting from a hotel room in Barcelona and talks about suicidal eels. Dan is in the game room in Phoenix, Arizona and tells the not-to-be-missed pants story. Also, shit sticks, hankies and adult diaper changing stations.

Mexican wrestler costume at a non-costume party. Six year olds making lewd gestures in Ikea and Frank Beard's lack of beard.

Dan made prototypes of toys that his parents wouldn't buy him. Casey pissed off a tree full of monkeys while on a scooter in India. Also, David Hasselhoff and the Spice Girls.