The Well Fed Guide To Life

Kinda sounds like a very boring spy thriller. Boring but affordable. This week's location: Mallards The post Ep. 799 – The Costco Mistake first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .

Duck. Or don't. It's probably bad either way. This week's location: World Street Kitchen The post Ep. 798 – Projectile first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .

We're just normal men, after all.  This week's location: Tootie's On Lowry The post Ep. 791 – Bread, Sage & Salt first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .

Not sure if that's a weed strain or a luchador move. This week's location: Christos The post Ep. 790 – The Spinach Torpedo first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .

They are just south of Broccoli Island. And you're welcome for the ear worm. This week's location: Nokko House The post Ep. 789 – Exploring The Wagyu Keys first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .

After a Wanderer's Punch, however, everything is alllllll right. This week's location: Jade Dynasty The post Ep. 787 – Wrong In The Meat first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .

Is this a fat joke? This week's location? Hippo Pockets The post Ep. 786 – The Hippoest Generation first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .

Like a Festival Of Nations in here. This week's location: Hola Arepa The post Ep. 785 – Multilingual first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .

Something something 16 tons... This week's location: Hope's Breakfast Bar The post Ep. 784 – Sympathy For The Working Man first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .

As opposed to being a "summer guy", of course.  This week's location: The MN State Fair. The post Ep. 783 – Fair Guy Weather first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .

Because the State Fair is more important than mere trivialities like numerical order. This week's location: Abang Yoli The post Ep. 782 – Out Of Sequence first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .

We were originally going to call it The Depth Of Dumplings but that sounded like a Chinese soap opera. Which we would watch. This week's location: Pagoda The post Ep. 781 – Dumplings And Depth first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .

Subtitle: We Old. This week's location: Salt And Flour Kitchen The post Ep. 780 – Night’s Out, Light’s Out first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .

Ok, not all of America. Just the loud parts. This week's location: Aster Cafe The post Ep. 778 – We Hate America first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .

Say it with me, kids. Penis whistles. This week's location: OG ZaZa @Headflyer Brewing The post Ep. 777 – Hurricane Dave first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .

Because it's nicer than saying "crabby old man". This week's location: Saturday Dumpling Company The post Ep. 776 – Vinegar Forward first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .

We need an adult. This week's location: Khue's Kitchen The post Ep. 775 – Please Don’t Touch first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .

Look out below! Or just over to the side, I guess. This week's location: Animales BBQ @ Bauhaus The post Ep. 774 – Trips first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .

Not to be confused with mushroom creme, which was one of the least successful Oreo fillings. This week's location - Kramarczuk's The post Ep. 773 – The Law Of Mushroom Cream first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .

This isn't a podcast...it's a monster! This week's location: The Bungalow Club The post Ep. 772 – Florda first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .

...of acceptable podcast episode release windows. This week's location - Wrecktangle Pizza The post Ep. 771 – Pushing The Limits first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .

Sung in a "Flogging Molly" style, of course. This episode's location: Minnesota Cider Co & Breizh Kitchen The post Ep. 770 – The Rocky Shores Of Crepedom first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .

Systems are in place for a reason! This week's location: La Doña Cervecería The post Ep. 769 – Spousal Candy Dispersal first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .

The most delicious cryptid since The Dumplingman. This week's location: The Convention Grill The post Ep. 768 – Meatpaw first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .

Be sure to like and subscribe for other parenting tips. This week's location: Vietnam House The post Ep. 767 – Cram A Peep In Him first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters .