The Weird Warriors Podcast

This time out we are covering the winner of the listeners-sorta-voted Intel Report Contest for 2026! That means that the Battlin' Bros are gonna letcha know what they thought of: "Chronos Commandos," a 5-issue mini-series that was first published in 2013! Featuring: Dog soldiers and Dinosaurs! Barney's leap of faith! Einstein's ballistic rampage! The origin of "the Thin Red Line!" And about a half...

It's time for Weird War Tales #85! Featuring: Nazi Pterodactyls! Imperial Apes! Not very Petite PT Boats! Worlds within worlds! (Not to mention Weird Tales within Weird War Tales!) What, you want more? Well, you might just get it, if you stop sittin' there and...get clickin'! Our Facebook Page is https://www.facebook.com/weirdwarpod Max is on Bluesky @maxpocalypse We are on Youtube at https://www....

It's time for Weird War Tales #84! Featuring: Tzars and Bars! Toxic Trophies! Swords getting blown right out their stones! And if that's not enough, our spotlighted ads feature John Belushi and a Christmas Elf in space! So what are you waiting for, troops? Hop on your War-Unicorns (if you're brave enough), and...get clickin'! Our Facebook Page is https://www.facebook.com/weirdwarpod Max is on Blue...

It's Weird War Tales #83! Featuring: The mind-controlling power of transistors! Sarcastically not very obvious vampires! Demons earning their way to...Heaven? All this and at least two stories ripped from yesterday's headlines and copied and pasted onto today's headlines! Is all that WEIRD enough for ya? If so...Get Clickin'! Our Facebook Page is https://www.facebook.com/weirdwarpod Max is on Blue...

Time to saddle up and ride along with us on a Special Mission tuh do sum reconnoiterin' on Jonah Hex #37 from the long-forgotten days of 1980! Speaking of things long-forgotten: how 'bout Max's so-called memory of the title character of this very series? Oh, don't worry...that takes up about half the episode! But hey, don't delete your download just yet! This issue also features: the return of Lui...

Yes, folks, the Road Warriors have finally gotten back on the road (again)! This time we've packed extra batteries for our flashlights and headed out to investigate the spookily darkened warehouses worth of material to be at...The X-Files Preservation Collection in Saratoga Springs, NY! Join Agent Max and Agent Rich as they stumble along after they'll never find unless someone hands it to them and...

It's Weird War Tales #82! Featuring: Sex and Sorcery (kind of)! A Fond (for us) farewell! Deep sea pillow talk (baby)! And...more! Maybe! I mean, if there is, I'm not gonna spoil it for ya here! For that, you know what ya gotta do...Get Clickin'! Our Facebook Page is https://www.facebook.com/weirdwarpod Max is on Bluesky @maxpocalypse We are on Youtube at https://www.youtube.com/@WeirdWarriorsPodc...

It's Weird War Tales #81! Featuring: Brains, Bog-Monsters, and Bi-Beasts (kind of)! Frightening tales to make you Frieze! And Hal Jordan leaves a couple of kids to fend for themselves against a cannibalistic cave monster! Yay, superheroes! All of this and more awaits you at the click of a mouse, the tap of a finger, or a shout at your government-sponsored AI spy-program of choice! Our Facebook Pag...

Get your flashlights and trenchcoats on, troops! We're going a Special Mission wth agents Who's He and What's Her Name as they investigate...the X-Files!  Featuring: The Bermuda Triangle! Sleazy opportunistic book deals! Even sleazier talk shows! Men in Black! (Sorry, no Tommy Lee Jones, folks) And more nitpicks than you shake a nitpick stick used for sticking it to nitpicks at! How many times doe...

It's Weird War Tales #80! Featuring: A Johnny Cash song('s title)! People (and objects) losing their heads! Poor pitiful put-upon pigeons! Dried beef snacks, Space pastries....and MORE! Well? What're you waitin' for? Our Facebook Page is https://www.facebook.com/weirdwarpod Max is on Bluesky @maxpocalypse We are on Youtube at https://www.youtube.com/@WeirdWarriorsPodcast Opening Music: "Behind Ene...

It's Weird War Tales #79! Featuring: Boys will be boys, and sometimes, they will also be comically unstoppable killing machines! We meet someone whom the gods would destroy...or recruit, depending on their mood, and a spy fails to check the local forecast and pays the ultimate price! All this and a surprise guest appearance by Christoper Reeve! Kinda! How can you possibly stand to keep reading thi...

It's Weird War Tales #78! Featuring: Undead Alien Stand-Ins for Native Americans...in Space! Screw you, James Cameron, WWT got here first! (Did the Navi prove to be undead yet? Who cares, those movies are awful, says the guy who writes these summaries) Plus: GI robots! Yes, again! And...a Vietnamese Minotaur? Forget it, troops...it's the Weird War! Oh, right, and in case they wasn't enough, this i...

It's Weird War Tales #77! Featuring: Dr. J! Sigmund and the Sea Monsters! The Super-Mobile! And a comic book story that takes up most of the content of the issue, I guess! If you like time travel, psychic powers, alien monsters, and combat action, well, hey, good for you! There is also this issue of Weird War Tales that technically exists! Come make sense of it all with us, won't you? Please? We.....

It's Weird War Tales #76! Featuring: Huguenot Werewolves! Pentagram Powered Transporters! Suspiciously violent hippies! And: perhaps the most impactful House Ad in the history of this podcast (plus a bunch of other nonsense that Max tossed in)! Holy Kryptonian Crotch Rockets, you just can't miss this one, troops! Our Facebook Page is https://www.facebook.com/weirdwarpod Max is on Bluesky @maxpocal...

Life, it's been said, is like a box of chocolates, and so is Love, if the greeting card industry is to believed, here on Valentine's day! So belly up to the heart-shaped box and gorge your amorous appetites on this year's WWP VD Special, featuring: Little Scrubbed Faces! Threats of Horse Whipping! Invitations to the odd Foursome! More hysteria than you can shake a stick at, and...Laverne & Shi...

It's Weird War Tales #75! Featuring: Forgeries of both paintings AND people! Alexander the Great vs the 4th of July! Not to mention a Tank that DOES the Haunting, thank you! Also: More Mego than you might want to hear about, and we put the "O" into "H-O" for ya, too!  How can you possibly keep yourself from clickin' ?? Our Facebook Page is https://www.facebook.com/weirdwarpod Max is on Bluesky @ma...

Happy New Year, and welcome to a "Rich's Birthday" Special Mission, Troops! Featuring, as you may have expected by now...A Garth Ennis-written "Punisher" story! Gather 'round the radioactive campfire with us for one last ride with ol' Frank Castle in this one-shot (don't worry, Frank fires more than one in the issue) entitled: "The Punisher: The End" from the long bygone era of 2004 A.D.!  Is ther...

It's Weird War Tales #74! Featuring: Such rejected story titles as - Frozen, Furry, and Frisky! Icy, Hot, and Holy! And...The Shame of the Shifty Shutterbug! Not only that, but this time around we also have: Superfluous Sidebars about Sequels! Pockets full of Kryptonite! And more! Whaddya waitin for?? Our Facebook Page is https://www.facebook.com/weirdwarpod Max is on Bluesky @maxpocalypse We are...

It's Weird War Tales #73! Featuring: A very bad day at the horses! Pilfering Pussycat Punches! The Velvet Touch of John Travolta! And perhaps the most desperate "History Minute" of all! Don't wait...click now! Our Facebook Page is https://www.facebook.com/weirdwarpod Max is on Bluesky @maxpocalypse We are on Youtube at https://www.youtube.com/@WeirdWarriorsPodcast Opening Music: "Behind Enemy Line...

Hey, guess what? It's Weird War Tales #72! Featuring: Danzig! Giant Chickens! Dominators? And possibly the most egregiously Killjoyed and History-minuted two-page story in the history of comic books! How can we keep giving you this much for so little? Find out...when you get clickin' and listenin', troops! Our Facebook Page is https://www.facebook.com/weirdwarpod Max is on Bluesky @maxpocalypse We...

It's Weird War Tales #71! Featuring: Some final and triumphant creative appearances! A true story that outshines and outshivers the story in the comic book even more than most! And it ain't a party 'til somebody gets crucified! What the heck is goin' on here? You know how to find out: get clickin'!  Our Facebook Page is https://www.facebook.com/weirdwarpod Max is on Bluesky @maxpocalypse We are on...

It's time for the annual Fan-Voted Special Mission! This time with a little help from the WWP Auxiliary!  Featuring: Alien Invasions! A Sergeant called Frank! Soldiers of the Unknown variety! Aces of the Enemy sort! And...Napoleon's parts of particularly private provenance! How does this Frankenstein's breakfast all come together? There's only one way to find out, folks! Our Facebook Page is https...

It's Weird War Tales #70! Featuring: The return of LD to the WWT! Vampires at sea! Self-serving jerks! (Other than Max!) More Hembeck! All this and some more lies within, but first...you gotta get clickin'!  Our Facebook Page is https://www.facebook.com/weirdwarpod Max is on Bluesky @maxpocalypse We are on Youtube at https://www.youtube.com/@WeirdWarriorsPodcast Opening Music: "Behind Enemy Lines"...

This episode sees us goin' Back to the Big Five for a Special Mission to check out the contents of All-American Men of War #74 from 1959! Featuring: Small Soldiers (not the "classic" 1998 film, but we do mention it)! Falling Footwear! Same Day, Different D! Plus: Levers? How the F do they work? Frontier Cabins and Flower Boxes for all, and respect is put on the name of Steve Savage (and also on th...

It's Weird War Tales #69, troops! (Nice!)  Immature "jokes" aside (never!), this outing features: Gamma World? The Legion of Superheroes?  The "Wonder Touch?" (shiver) Okay, how about: Grape Nuts that'll make you see god? Vengeful Space Whales? How about a weaponized disco song? If that ain't enough to pique your curiosity, well...get clickin' anyway! Our Facebook Page is https://www.facebook.com/...